💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[desudesu]

Jack was always bullying Jack Jr. on camera, so I don't think the story he told was too far from the truth. He may have even made it kosher to his pastor friend. Don't underestimate the damage a morbidly obese boomer with short temper can make.

It's odd why Jack Jr has this weird relationship with his father when the latter has always been such an ass towards him. It was also clearly evident given his facial expressions whenever the fat man shoves the camera into his face.

No idea why can't they just move out and have to co-habit the place with a stroked out manbaby and a laid-off obeast. Wouldn't Tammy Jr be like, super turned off seeing Fat Jack and Tammy every time she comes home from work, along with the lack of privacy, or even embarrassed of the entire living situation? What a weird dynamic.

 

[Adamska]

It's odd why Jack Jr has this weird relationship with his father when the latter has always been such an ass towards him. It was also clearly evident given his facial expressions whenever the fat man shoves the camera into his face.

No idea why can't they just move out and have to co-habit the place with a stroked out manbaby and a laid-off obeast. Wouldn't Tammy Jr be like, super turned off seeing Fat Jack and Tammy every time she comes home from work, along with the lack of privacy, or even embarrassed of the entire living situation? What a weird dynamic.

He's a narcissist who likely regularly guilts Jr. into staying "for the family" and likely bribed him with his mom's money before she got canned as why he should stay. He also likely states how he can't live on himself and definitely was responsible for preventing him from going to college and forcing him to find a job.

He's a weak and effeminate bitch and an abusive pile of shit who wore his son down.

 

[Super Hans]

It's odd why Jack Jr has this weird relationship with his father when the latter has always been such an ass towards him. It was also clearly evident given his facial expressions whenever the fat man shoves the camera into his face.

No idea why can't they just move out and have to co-habit the place with a stroked out manbaby and a laid-off obeast. Wouldn't Tammy Jr be like, super turned off seeing Fat Jack and Tammy every time she comes home from work, along with the lack of privacy, or even embarrassed of the entire living situation? What a weird dynamic.

Jr probably doesn't even crack $10 an hour as a fast food manager, and I doubt the wife is doing any better. Whatever place they can afford isn't going to be great.

On the other hand, thanks to Tammy's former six figure salary, they live at a nice home for the low price of free, and probably don't have to pay for food since Jack eats almost all of it. And even if they do, it's still a great deal. The only caveat is the big lump of jello that never leaves the living room recliner except to eat and shit.

 

[Aaway]

jack jr and his wife will be moving out of that house the second they can afford to. i'm not sure where the girl works, but i'm guessing it's either retail or food-related and that she's making around the same money that jr makes

jr's dream of endless sleepovers will finally be a reality

 

[JimmyNugget]

I wish someone at Youtube could just force his comments on, that would be such a good day.

 

[desudesu]

jack jr and his wife will be moving out of that house the second they can afford to. i'm not sure where the girl works, but i'm guessing it's either retail or food-related and that she's making around the same money that jr makes

jr's dream of endless sleepovers will finally be a reality

Imagine being Jack Jr or Tammy Jr and dealing with the likes of the fat man at work; demands to speak to the manager, complaining that food portions are too small, mask tantrums, etc... and then coming back home only to see the exact same sort of person, but sharing their living space. I commend them for not snapping.

 

[The Cum Consumer]

Imagine being Jack Jr or Tammy Jr and dealing with the likes of the fat man at work; demands to speak to the manager, complaining that food portions are too small, mask tantrums, etc... and then coming back home only to see the exact same sort of person, but sharing their living space. I commend them for not snapping.

Imagine being Jack and having to listen to your son have sex every single night in the other room. That's why newlyweds move out.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Imagine being Jack and having to listen to your son have sex every single night in the other room. That's why newlyweds move out.

Jack probably gets off on it and pervs on Tammy Jr when he thinks nobody is looking.

 

[captkrisma]

jack jr and his wife will be moving out of that house the second they can afford to. i'm not sure where the girl works, but i'm guessing it's either retail or food-related and that she's making around the same money that jr makes

jr's dream of endless sleepovers will finally be a reality

Take it for what it is, but a job in the military would absolutely be good for Jack jr at this point. He seems somewhat disciplined and level-headed, and it would get them out of the house after jr completes basic training and his trade school. It's not ideal, but it is something that could alleviate the situation.

 

[White bubblegum]

Take it for what it is, but a job in the military would absolutely be good for Jack jr at this point. He seems somewhat disciplined and level-headed, and it would get them out of the house after jr completes basic training and his trade school. It's not ideal, but it is something that could alleviate the situation.

And Tammy Jr's already plumping up. She's a natural born army wife.

 

[Chamulum]

He has two. Charles is the one he most often mentions and who he's worked with before on several failed projects. You can thank him for example for why Fat Jack does these videos, since he originally suggested it as a way to sell that shit sauce of his. As for the other one? The other brother may as well be dead to Faggot Jack, since he came out as gay at one point in his life and Jack hates the homos because he's too chickenshit to admit he is one.

Charles likely needles him because of this refusal to acknowledge his other brother. If not that, then it's certainly because he knows Jack needs to actually diet and do some form of exercise due to the strokes, and this is his attempt to get through to his feedbackophobic bitch of a brother.

Imagine being such an enormous retard that you don't acknowledge your own flesh and blood because of some book written by daughter fucking, semi literate goat herders. What an asshole.

 

[captkrisma]

And Tammy Jr's already plumping up. She's a natural born army wife.

As enlisted you only marry fat or Asian.

As an officer you are only really authorized to marry big-tittied blondes.

Jr's only hang up might be his weight for some branches (air force might be a hard pass), but I've seen fatter dudes in the Army. He'd have to pass the new fitness test, but that should come easy to a guy who played football.

 

[Neko GF]

[Egg Pod & Peeler- AS SEEN ON TV]
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[AnOminous]

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The cunt mentioned things exploding again, like he forgets he got fucking sued for lying about a product exploding because he ignored the instructions.

 

[JackDavis]

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OMG the production value is off the charts! New intro for product reviews!!!

What does his silicon "NASH" ring mean? Is he an nWo fan?

 

[Neko GF]

The cunt mentioned things exploding again, like he forgets he got fucking sued for lying about a product exploding because he ignored the instructions.

Hardly surprising. He's an objectively stupid person who is seemingly incapable of learning from any of his countless mistakes.

 

[Dave Meltzer]

OMG the production value is off the charts! New intro for product reviews!!!

What does his silicon "NASH" ring mean? Is he an nWo fan?

Nashville. He wears a hat that says it sometimes too.

 

[A Duck Selling Lemonade]

[Egg Pod & Peeler- AS SEEN ON TV]
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The product will have you run cold water on the eggs for 2 minutes. So wasteful.

Also, I don't understand these egg gadgets. All you need is to put the eggs inside a pot, cover them with tap water, turn the heat to high, once it boils, turn down to low and wait about 8-10 minutes (for hard-boiled), and then transfer them onto another container with cold water and ice cubs.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

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It's barely worth the price unless you happen to eat a lot of hard boiled eggs. Normally they take about 12 minutes to cook so the whole 9 minutes in the microwave and 2 minutes to rest is hardly an improvement.

 

[A Duck Selling Lemonade]