🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.

[Noproblemo]

Is Ralph going to provide us entertainment (willingly) for the first time in a long time?

 

[Long Time Caller]

I've never watched PO before but his ralph streamsnipe is the only way to watch this fat retard. I wouldn't last more than 30 seconds without him there making fun of him.

 

[High Tea]

Holy hell he's saying he'll shave his heads for lemons. He must be desperate.

 

[ClipBitch]

Ralph is being bullied into cutting his hair on his own show.

 

[Pixis]

So much for Ralph working on his relationship with faith. It only took a game of smash or pass for him to no longer have eyes for faith exclusively.

 

[Grim_Autismo]

He's doing tricks for $20 now. This has gotten sad. "It'll take that much to get it clipped."

He can't even reach his own head to shave it. He'd probably lose consciousness if he raised his arms above shoulder level.

He can't have Faith or his mother run the clippers over his head? He doesn't trust them to cut his hair! Hahaha!

 

[Shakka Ahmose]

He's doing tricks for $20 now. This has gotten sad. "It'll take that much to get it clipped."

He can't even reach his own head to shave it. He'd probably lose consciousness if he raised his arms above shoulder level.

is ethan officially a prostitute?

 

[Glade Candles]

CORN ALERT

Ralph is about to shave his head live on stream.

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[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

Now we're a circus

 

[ClipBitch]

I can't tell if ralph is trolling or not with his inability to cut his own hair. I use two a mirror so I can see the back of my head. It's not hard. I've been doing it since I was a kid.

 

[The Soaker]

CHAD haircut

 

[Sam Losco]

Ralph, here is how you shave your own head, including the back:

1. Don't be fat
2. Don't be retarded
3. Don't have T-Rex arms
4. Oh and it helps to not be drunk or tripping on benzos

 

[Glade Candles]

That's not a bald spot, it's a bald crop circle.

 

[Crystal Golem]

CHAD haircut
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Yeah see there's a giant 'C' carved in it for "Chad".

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

People want to match donations on Ralphs show now. I guess for a headshave

 

[Delicious Diversity]

We are about to see him finally transform into Majin Buu.

 

[Top Skink]

Well I guess when you can't dye your hair to hide the grey, shaving it is a logical backup plan

 

[Shakka Ahmose]

ITSSS HAPPENING!!!! Will Ralph cut himself?

 

[Glade Candles]

When you realize the lemons weren't worth it:

 

[Shakka Ahmose]

Also this reminds me of the time someone paid Andy Warski to slather himself with expired mayo.