🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.

[Crystal Golem]

Ralph is telling a story about getting caught with a knife in his car. I missed the first bit did this jsut happen? Rlaph says cop confiscated the knife.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Ralph is correct. I can feel it when Ralph is getting into Ralph territory.

It's called the debilitating condition of rosacea.

 

[Sam Losco]

Ralph is telling a story about getting caught with a knife in his car. I missed the first bit did this jsut happen? Rlaph says cop confiscated the knife.

He was going through a federal security screening because he parked in a federal building parking garage because he's too cheap to park in the hotel garage. And he was being a complete asshole to a federal security agent doing their job because he's a piece of shit.

 

[Big Bad Wart]

Ralph is telling a story about getting caught with a knife in his car. I missed the first bit did this jsut happen? Rlaph says cop confiscated the knife.

As soon as he starts telling story its like someone slipped benzos into my maker so I can't really remember.

 

[Vetti]

I'm glad Phantom has the blown up view of Ralph's face. He really does hate this guy lmao.

 

[Crystal Golem]

https://delphihealthgroup.com/xanax/and-blood-pressure/
Edit: Here's something interesting I didn't know.

 

[The Soaker]

I wonder what he meant by this...

 

[ClipBitch]

Ralph is filibustering so his guest cant talk.

 

[Gamergirl Cleanup Crew]

Ralph is telling a story about getting caught with a knife in his car. I missed the first bit did this jsut happen? Rlaph says cop confiscated the knife.

It was a rambling story that went nowhere similar to the tales career alcoholics will tell you. The incredible take is he told the police his knife was for limes. I know some degenerates and none of them keep a knife handy solely because someone might want to do meme tequila shots.

 

[I'd abeeb bear]

This killstream reminds me a loooot of late IBS Kumite.

 

[Haru Okumura]

"I can't leave [the state] yet." - Ethan Ralph

Probation confirmed.

 

[Delicious Diversity]

We just got confirmation Ralph can't leave his state. So... still on probation?

 

[Bob Barker]

Ralph seems to be doing everything he can to stop the advertised guest of the show from being able to talk.

Seems that taco bringing up the sex tape has pissed ralph off.

 

[Glade Candles]

This guy referring to Epstein's child sex slaves as, "White, prime pieces of pussy," is fucking disgusting.

Ralph chiming in to talk about how much you KNOW Bill Clinton was smashing is almost as shameless.

 

[Gamergirl Cleanup Crew]

"well i mean you have to be yeah... you have to be careful when you're playing with the big boys"
~ Ralph on underage sex

 

[MeltyTW]

We just got confirmation Ralph can't leave his state. So... still on probation?

he said he was on probation, he slipped and said that he told the agents he is on probation

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

Ralph must've really fucked up if guest are canceling/disassociate themselves because Ralph usually have good guest after a controversy. I guess spreg phoenix's can only reborn so much.

If Ralph is on probation did his PO said he could go to knoxville or Florida last year?

 

[Crystal Golem]

So is Faith there right now? She's gotta be right?

 

[I'd abeeb bear]

So is Faith there right now? She's gotta be right?

I doubt she's in the room. Probably strung out in the bedroom.

 

[PhoBingas]

The chatroom hype for tonight's killstream is off the charts.

Two messages in the past 10~ minutes. Can't abort it.

He's come full circle. I think Donga's 10 wrenches have a faster chat over at Tonky Time.