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When will Jack drop dead?

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I doubt very seriously that he would get disability without a lengthy fight. He's not disabled enough. I've know someone who had a debilitating stroke, no function on his left side and he didn't qualify without having to repeatedly appeal. He can walk when he's not blowing out his Achilles walking 3 miles. He's only out an arm at this point and that's nowhere near enough. There are folks missing limbs who aren't on disability. He could work as a WalMart greeter. He could do reception work. There are many things he's capable of doing. Disability here is literally put into percentages. They judge your ability to work based on what percentage you are disabled. In Jack's case, I'd say they'd only find him minimally, as in 10% ish disabled.

And yet, Chris-chan and the autist formerly known as ADF are both on it.
 
And yet, Chris-chan and the autist formerly known as ADF are both on it.
They view mental disability and physical disability differently. If you have a documented history of mental issues that make you totally unfit for the world, and let's face it, both of those two are then they'd have a better chance. Regardless, it's a long row to hoe to get that tugboat.
 
I was going through the Jack on the Go channel, looking at his videos, it's pretty amazing to see the amount of trash he shovels down his mouth, like a forced fed geese in France. Just seeing all the thumbnails at once is overwhelming and I'm surprised he's not in worse shape than he is.
 
I doubt very seriously that he would get disability without a lengthy fight. He's not disabled enough. I've know someone who had a debilitating stroke, no function on his left side and he didn't qualify without having to repeatedly appeal. He can walk when he's not blowing out his Achilles walking 3 miles. He's only out an arm at this point and that's nowhere near enough. There are folks missing limbs who aren't on disability. He could work as a WalMart greeter. He could do reception work. There are many things he's capable of doing. Disability here is literally put into percentages. They judge your ability to work based on what percentage you are disabled. In Jack's case, I'd say they'd only find him minimally, as in 10% ish disabled.
I don’t know anything about disability laws, but logically Jack is disabled as fuck. He can’t use his dominant hand/arm at all, he can barely walk even when he isn’t recovering from surgery and he’s too fat to do any physical activity at all. Seriously what job can he really do? Maybe 5% of entry level jobs available? If Jack is only 10% disabled the system is a failure.
 
I don’t know anything about disability laws, but logically Jack is disabled as fuck. He can’t use his dominant hand/arm at all, he can barely walk even when he isn’t recovering from surgery and he’s too fat to do any physical activity at all. Seriously what job can he really do? Maybe 5% of entry level jobs available? If Jack is only 10% disabled the system is a failure.
The walking thing is mostly because he's a fat fuck. I think that you can qualify for disability if you're obese in America but you have to be major deathfat. All Jack really needs to do is to just lose weight and he'll be able to walk just fine. Even his arm situation isn't that bad. In some videos, you can see him lift up his arm by itself, so it's only paralyzed from the elbow down.
 
I don’t know anything about disability laws, but logically Jack is disabled as fuck. He can’t use his dominant hand/arm at all, he can barely walk even when he isn’t recovering from surgery and he’s too fat to do any physical activity at all. Seriously what job can he really do? Maybe 5% of entry level jobs available? If Jack is only 10% disabled the system is a failure.
I'm not saying the system isn't shit. I'm saying he'd have a very difficult time being approved. I've seen folks infinitely more profoundly disabled than he is be denied several times. He's only in a chair because he's fat, but he's not infinifat. He's intellectually intact by reasonable standards, I mean, was he ever intellectually intact? He's able to get around when he's not recovering from surgery due to being a fat fuck and blowing his Achilles. He's perfectly capable of working. Like I said, he can normally walk when he's not recovering from self-inflicted injuries. He still has full use of one arm. He's not blind nor deaf. He could take a retail job no problem. Haven't you ever worked with someone who was disabled? Jack is not disabled. Jack is a lazy, fat fuck. If he can continue to film these food abortions, he can work.
 
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Jack is such a dumbass. He doesn't realize it's people like him who said the summer heat will kill the virus and no mask is needed. Well, Tennessee is a hot spot and it's numbskulls like him that prolonged the virus.
 
I'm not saying the system isn't shit. I'm saying he'd have a very difficult time being approved. I've seen folks infinitely more profoundly disabled than he is be denied several times. He's only in a chair because he's fat, but he's not infinifat. He's intellectually intact by reasonable standards, I mean, was he ever intellectually intact? He's able to get around when he's not recovering from surgery due to being a fat fuck and blowing his Achilles. He's perfectly capable of working. Like I said, he can normally walk when he's not recovering from self-inflicted injuries. He still has full use of one arm. He's not blind nor deaf. He could take a retail job no problem. Haven't you ever worked with someone who was disabled? Jack is not disabled. Jack is a lazy, fat fuck. If he can continue to film these food abortions, he can work.
I agree with you 100%. He publicly said he uses the handicapped parking stalls. Ughhh, he's such a POS!!
 
If Jack is only 10% disabled the system is a failure.

I definitely think the system is a failure, but I don't think it's necessarily a failure in this case.

I'm a bleeding heart far-left socialist that would probably make many kiwi farmers puke. But I don't think it's unfair at all that Jack can't get disability. Chris-Chan didn't choose to be born autistic and to parents who refused to deal with his autism. Jack, of seemingly normal intelligence, had a stroke, knew he needed physical therapy to regain use of his arm, and just... chose not to??

You hear about people getting shot in the head or getting brain infections, going into comas, and having to re-learn everything. People re-learn how to walk. Johnny Rotten of the Sex Pistols and John Douglas of serial-killer-profiling-fame both had to re-learn language almost from scratch after comas, and made full recoveries.

This idiot couldn't go to therapy a couple times a week to move his arm around. And now it's dead. That is the most literal example of karma there is. If you leave a rake out on the lawn, you're liable to step on it. :story:

Across the board, I know there's probably plenty of people with physical disabilities NOT of their own making that are not receiving benefits they should, and that really sucks. But I have to say, it's extremely gratifying to know that Jack would be denied. Like, if I were in charge, I'd probably give it to him, because somebody is going to carry the burden of paying for him eventually. But it's still funny to think about.

Has Jack tried to get benefits? Would he? I think it would be hilarious if he did, considering how much he comes off as a bootstrapper. But most bootstrappers feel entitled to "free money" when it's for them, I guess.
 
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Jack is such a dumbass. He doesn't realize it's people like him who said the summer heat will kill the virus and no mask is needed. Well, Tennessee is a hot spot and it's numbskulls like him that prolonged the virus.
The problem is that Jack doesn't actually understand what was said. When they said that UV light killed the virus they meant if it was sitting out in the open under the sun for a bit it would die. Jack took that as if he sat in the sun for a while it would kill the virus within him. Last time I checked, humans aren't transparent and UV light barely makes it way through your skin. So yeah, if it was on the surface of your body and you exposed it to the sun for a bit you'd be good. Or you could just wash your hands.

The heat will slow down the virus but what they're projecting is that it's going to come back stronger come the fall / winter as that's cold & flu season. We've got months of this still yet to go before a vaccine has been created, properly tested and manufactured. Current estimates are that things won't get better until early 2021.

I think it would be hilarious if he did, considering how much he comes off as a bootstrapper. But most bootstrappers feel entitled to "free money" when it's for them, I guess.

Of course Jack would get it if he could. I have never met any bootstrappy person that wouldn't leech off the government if it was convenient for them to do. I mean Michelle "Crazy Eyes" Bachman had a farm for which she got farm subsidies even though she fought against such programs for others. The real bootstrappers however would get off of it the moment they could and get whatever job they could be it scrubbing toilets, washing dishes or doing manual labor.
 
The real bootstrappers however would get off of it the moment they could and get whatever job they could be it scrubbing toilets, washing dishes or doing manual labor.

How dare you suggest a world class chef like Jack lower himself to such menial work. Would you ask Gordon Ramsay to wash dishes????
 
Yeah, he was active. A far cry from fatasses who lay in bed all day. Plus didn't he drug his victims anyways so there wasn't much struggling?
Either way, Jack probably fantasises about bad hombres breaking in the house to shoot Tammy because it's in line with his macho tough guy persona.
I think he'd get them drunk and then ask them if they wanted to see his rope trick/handcuff trick, but how could Jack do the handcuff trick with only one arm? Not happening.
At least Jack can make a grilled cheese sandwich
I fucking hate it when chefs try to doll up a simple comfort food like grilled cheese
 
I'm not saying the system isn't shit. I'm saying he'd have a very difficult time being approved. I've seen folks infinitely more profoundly disabled than he is be denied several times.

I'm not arguing with you, I'm just incredulous at a system that makes it so easy for those who don't want to work to collect unemployment, but a guy who has 3 out of 4 limbs disabled cannot collect disability.
 
The lazyman's way is to assemble the sandwich, put butter on both sides up, wrap in foil, and then iron the bitch.

I'm curious to see how he could fuck up a cheese sandwich.
 
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