First, given how one's dreams are stored in the short term memory, I suspect Chris is actually spamming his day dreams and wishes rather than what goes on whilst asleep. He'd have to have a notepad by the bed to jot down all of this, which is too much work for Chris, and given his crab-like grasp of a pencil, too strenuous to pool out that much text. Either that or he's being encouraged to tell information when he has none to offer, so he's making stuff up on the fly to try and seem desperately interesting.
The part about going into a restaurant, following a group of girls to the restroom, and getting some of their pee on him is both repugnant, creepy, and frankly, all the hallmarks of a fantasy the way he confesses it. How he didn't dream the restaurant owner following his daughter into the bathroom to break Chris's neck is likewise puzzling.
