Orbiter Chris's Last Will and Testament

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If Chris was born 10-15 years later, his reasons for being in special education would fall under “emotionally disturbed” or “mental instability NOS”. I highly doubt he’d be diagnosed with full-blown autism. His only real debilitating condition is an inability to accept being told “No Chris, you can’t just do whatever you want and expect others to comply”. It’s 75% environment, 25% genetics, and I’m only giving Chris the latter because of Barb’s own psychosis's and how he has an autistic niece from Bob’s side.

Yes, a healthy coping skill taught to children who live in unideal circumstances with some sort of physical/mental shortcoming is being able to reframe your problems in a way that lets you look at them holistically so you can determine the best way to tackle them. For a lot of these kids, what they wanted to do growing up and what they’re actually good at are two separate things. Chris wanted to be an acclaimed comic book artist, but can’t draw any better than Hellen Keller with Tourettes could. I could realistically see Chris working mechanical assembly, doing some mild soldering, and if he was really ambitious, being a low-level cable guy. Chris likes assembling things in a linear pattern; this is why he (and a ton of other exceptional children) love the fuck out of LEGO. Bob clearly had that niche in mind with Chris when he tried to teach him about computers, but for every half-a-step forward Bob would make with his son, Barb would pull him a dozen back by expecting him to do nothing but be quiet while she takes her special little boy to the toy store.

Chris doesn’t understand that happiness and self-esteem come from some measure of hardship, and that you’re not always going to be good at something the first time you set out to do something. Maybe Bob could’ve squished that mentality out of him, but he was 12 years older than his wife, and wasn’t spending nearly as much time with his son as Barb was. She taught Chris that any level of discomfort = bad, so concepts like eating healthy, exercise, study, and tough love were never part of his upbringing.

The coping strategies of seeing the challenges of accomplishing life’s milestones in a more positive angle were instead molded into one where Chris doesn’t just see life from a different angle, he sees it from a completely batshit pseudoreligious quantum metaverse.
 
Wait what? When was this and where can I read more?
Around January, Chris advertised a discord server. He didn't run it, rather a gang of other people involving MKR and aquadiamond8 did. It was supposed to be a server where fans of chris could interact with him, yet most of the people that did were added to lists and doxxed. The group in charge of it ran multiple hidden, separate servers where they would dump info and figure out people to go after, all while hiding most of it from chris. They fed ideas to him and treated him like a pet.

The server was eventually shut down after some drama and leaks about the group got out, but the main people involved really just moved elsewhere. Here we are, several months later, chris is posting this and naming MKR as one of the people involved, it didn't change their stranglehold on him one bit.
 
Here’s why: CHRIS IS A LEGAL ADULT, WITH A CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT TO ACT LIKE A TARD AND SAY WEIRD THINGS!


Yeah fair enough forgot it was Chris Chan for a moment, my bad...
Sometimes I forget CWC isn't "a real person", someone who might actually respond positively with anti psychotics and treatment.
But yeah nah, he wouldn't, he would never take them or show up anyway and instead do everything to actively fight tooth and nail to avoid bettering himself or helping those around him. Fuck em!
Sorry for being a reactionary sperg, should know better by now
 
That was such a weird ruling.

Yeah, I know Chris is a first time felony offender, but the court basically went: “You're a manchild so you won’t get punished like an adult!” Without drawing the consequence and have Chris put under supervision or in some kind of sped-program.

Like, either give him a few weeks in jail like a grown man with previous infractions with the law.... Or draw the consequence of Chris being “childlike” (I believe in his own attorney’s words) and have him put into a program.





Barb and I are safe, well and okay. In the sequence of events, this was timed as a think-ahead moment for this timeline.

WAITASECOND?!? This is Chris writing, but WASNT HE SUPPOSED TO BE IN AN ALTERNATE DIMENSION?! Is he back in his own body already?!

...after reading all of that and this, what are you feeling right now? If you feel a good and calm sensation, you will have a lucky and blessed day today. Otherwise, if you feel weirded out, consider yourselves blessed you’re day is remaining neutral after this moment

What... The... Fuck does that even mean?!
Allow me to translate.
After reading my well wishes to myself how do you feel? If my words made you feel good then good for you your day will be blessed and full of good luck. If I weirded you out that's too bad but at least the rest of the day will be better
 
Years ago, during the early Idea Guys saga, Chris was wanting to go confront Cole and make him take care of Barb so he could focus on going to CWCville. https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Idea_Guy_Q&A#Chris_wants_to_visit_Cole_and_Trickie

Parallels the situation with this video will with him wanting someone to take care of Barb for him when he goes to C-197.
Don't worry, Chris. Barb will die soon, and no one will be able to stop you from doing a flip in an alley somewhere. At least you stuck around till the end.
 
Not to be a ween, but I think a post like is substantial enough evidence to file for a temporary detention order (TDO)


Chris fits under the following criteria:

"Cause serious physical harm to himself or others as evidenced by recent behavior causing, attempting, or threatening harm and other relevant information, if any,"

I'm not a lawyer, but a post labeled "Last Will and Testament" can readily be interpreted as suicidal ideations

"Is in need of hospitalization or treatment, and is unwilling to volunteer or incapable of volunteering for hospitalization or treatment"

His polyamorous marriage to fictional characters, as well as his belief in the merge, is evidence of a detachment from reality.

Chris is also on record saying he despises psychiatrists, indicating and unwillingness to seek help.
 
He ain't doing shit. Like everything else in the past 10 years, he was manipulated into doing it. Same people who told him this is a good idea are the same people taking money from him. Why would you convince your personal ATM to off themselves?

Just another episode of Fuckin with Da Tard Staring ya boi except no one is going to bail him out this time.
It won't work anyway. A video does not count as a legal will in his location. In some states, if you're a broke ass, you can write your entire will out in your own handwriting (called a holographic will) and it will hold up in court. You can go to a write-a-will web site, look at a basic template and if you're broke, you don't need a lot of extra details, so you can just copy it off adding your own personal details and sign it. But that's work. You'll have to write out like 6-8 pages legibly and not fuck it up. So CWC makes a video without checking the legality thereof. If he kicks it first, Barb gets everything and the video is meaningless.
 
Not to be a ween, but I think a post like is substantial enough evidence to file for a temporary detention order (TDO)


Chris fits under the following criteria:

"Cause serious physical harm to himself or others as evidenced by recent behavior causing, attempting, or threatening harm and other relevant information, if any,"

I'm not a lawyer, but a post labeled "Last Will and Testament" can readily be interpreted as suicidal ideations

"Is in need of hospitalization or treatment, and is unwilling to volunteer or incapable of volunteering for hospitalization or treatment"

His polyamorous marriage to fictional characters, as well as his belief in the merge, is evidence of a detachment from reality.

Chris is also on record saying he despises psychiatrists, indicating and unwillingness to seek help.

You’re not being a ween, you’re just being really dumb.

But hey, good luck at the police station when you’re trying to comvince them that a grown man LARPing on Twitter who hasn’t hurt or threatened anyone (and who for the record already has seen a psychiatrist) need to be committed.

I’m sure they’ll take it real seriously and stuff!


BTW: Are we finally entering an era where CHRIS is doing the trolling?! Every time he tweets some of his autistic nonsense, literally hundreds of people on YouTube and Twitter react with “OMG! We need to do something guise! Chris really needs help!”

It’s like Rollin’ n’ Trollin’ became a reality except Chris probably isn’t aware of it.
 
Putting a 5150 on Chris is dumb and pointless. He's been slowly killing himself with fat/sugar/salt/lack of exercise, for decades. Ask the people that have tried to help him how its turned out for them, see what they have to say. Chris is going to die when its his time, you want to save a life? Help someone get clean off heroin. Help someone homeless find a job an apt. Chris doesn't want help he wants unwarranted praise, money and above else to live in a fictional world where he's a god. Your better off pushing an autistic boulder up a hill.
 
This seems like one of those shitty cartoon inheritance plots. All of Chris-chan's wealth is yours, on condition that you spend one night the rest of your life in his house...where his elderly mother may or may not still live, lurking in the shadows.

Wait, what’s the condition again? Spend one night inside Barbara?

Fuck it, I’m game, though I have a feeling it might be a bit crowded, given how Chris regularly reports that his mother is “flirting” with someone to get ahead.
 
Chrissy finally realised his unhealthy lifestyle so he's going to start eating better and going to walks with his dogs he got his life in order with Sonichu!
AAAnd in the real world the animals and Chris still piss on the floor.
Yeah.. He won't survive much longer, double if Barb dies. Whatever happens will be pretty glorious.
 
Chrissy finally realised his unhealthy lifestyle so he's going to start eating better and going to walks with his dogs he got his life in order with Sonichu!
AAAnd in the real world the animals and Chris still piss on the floor.
Yeah.. He won't survive much longer, double if Barb dies. Whatever happens will be pretty glorious.
Imagine you're a twenty-something cis female jogging at a local hiking trail to better yourself, then you turn a corner and see someone like Chris waddling towards you, maybe even pointing at his unicorn costume horn to say "Look, I'm horny!" like he did at Bronycon.
 
Needs to be sectioned immediately!
If all this doesn't scream a danger to yourself or others he's actually freaking Sonichu and the Merge is due Tuesday...
No joke, someone (preferably in the US) has to bite the bullet and break the prime directive and call whatever department in Virginia that could have him committed, or he will literally bite the bullet, got my money on a one mans Heaven's Gate...





Anonymously or whatever but at the very least the fucker needs some sort of psychological evaluation/treatment.
Image of a cartoon fish drinking a soda watching Patrick Star try to sweep the floor of the Krusty Krab with the handle of the broom.
 
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