🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.

[ClipBitch]

Theguntretort has more views and is making more lemons.

Spooky gongs and squeaky chairs are more entertaining than ralph.

 

[Noproblemo]

Why does it look like he has a dead ferret as a toupee?

 

[Fully Eshay Skits Bruh v2]

The more Gator talks, the more exceptional he sounds, he has that high pitch 'tism voice.

 

[PhoBingas]

The more Gator talks, the more exceptional he sounds, he has that high pitch 'tism voice.

Which makes it even funnier when he tries to ape jimbo.
The esoteric music and riff track makes the gunt almost watchable.

 

[Kenobi]

my fans are screaming

Your not a real alog unless your willing to sacrifice your 100 dollar wallmart laptop to trigger the gunt.

 

[Fully Eshay Skits Bruh v2]

Which makes it even funnier when he tries to ape jimbo.
The esoteric music and riff track makes the gunt almost watchable.

Demonic gunt hours with this music.

 

[Ningen]

Your not a real alog unless your willing to sacrifice your 100 dollar wallmart laptop to trigger the gunt.

The gunt is triggered and the retort is aborted.

 

[The Bovinian Derivative]

I don't know who is the re-streamer but the chair-autism is strangely amusing.

 

[Big Bad Wart]

I don't know who is the re-streamer but the chair-autism is strangely amusing.

It making the Killstream tolerable for me by an exceptional margin

 

[Ningen]

PPP is late or am I missing something?

 

[Eddy G.]

This is haunting and far more entertaining than Ralph.

 

[Grim_Autismo]

"THE CHAIR SWIVELS! THE VIEWERS SWIVEL! MY WHOLE BODY! ANTS ARE IN MY BODY! GOD IS INSIDE ME!"

The Gunt Retort is the strangest commentary on life in a time of plague that's come out yet. Excellent @Julay-chan, I'm sure that was hard for the gunt to listen to.

 

[Yaito-Chan]

I don't know who is the re-streamer but the chair-autism is strangely amusing.

The crazy monologues in combination with the gongs gives me SPCC vibes

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

PPP said the video was processing. Also @Julay-chan your transformative stream is too transformative for me for another night in a row

 

[Moist Unguentine]

Welp, we just saw how Ralph bumps his viewer count up. Tab on brothers, I'm at 185F and cooling down for a bit.

 

[Sam Losco]

Is someone compiling a list of how much money Ralph is actually making every night?

 

[Mundane Ralph]

More proof that Dlive is pushing Ralph even though he has less views then the restream, based!
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They're not pushing Ralph, they're limiting gunt retort. They have something called an x-tag and if you set it on your channel then you won't show up on the front page. It's meant for adult content. I believe they've permanently x-tagged gunt retort, so it can never appear on the front page.

 

[Ningen]

Oh no, Matt is trying to meme in the guntstream's chat.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Only 40 viewers behind bois
Only 10 now!
and... we passed em
More then a hundred more viewers now!

https://dlive.tv/TheGuntRetort

Edit : Ninjaed
Here lies ethan ralph slayed by two autistic restreamer and PPP.
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GATOR, GATOR, THE PARODY STREAM IS DOING BETTER THAN ME! GATHER UP ALL YOUR JANNIE FRIENDS TO SWEEP HIM AWAY!

 

[Bland Crumbs]

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Why does it look like he has a dead ferret as a toupee?

It is a merkin.