pathology results & cook dinner with becky - 08/01/20

[Super Book]

I know it has been said a ton already in this thread, but jesus Becky is gaining a bunch of weight in a short time span. This is not going to end well.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

She won't die of cancer; at least not any time soon. Her weight still leaves her at high for a number of other cancers, some of which move at a far swifter pace.

There's also still the abnormal lab results she mentioned that have not been addressed.

The Grim Reaper is merely taking a coffee break on his march to Amber's address.

 

[Fascist Ferret]

She won't die of cancer; at least not any time soon. Her weight still leaves her at high for a number of other cancers, some of which move at a far swifter pace.

There's also still the abnormal lab results she mentioned that have not been addressed.

The Grim Reaper is merely taking a coffee break on his march to Amber's address.

Amberlynn mentioned that she is taking estrogen to make up for lack of uterus. But she has 400 pounds of extra fat! Doesnt that manufacture enough extra estrogen?? Hence the fucking cancer that, you know, necessitated the abortion of her uterus.

What kind of cancers is she looking forward to next?

Becky seems to have gained back all the weight she lost and more. If she really is diabetic she really needs to be careful about that shit

Also, happy to hear the cancer isn't turning out to be terminal. Long live my favourite cow (with a big Semper Fidelis to all the medical professionals that got her through it)

Imagine becky dying of a diabetic coma before amberlynn dying of cancer

 

[Aviva's Biotech-Breakdown]

It took me like 3 whole mins to understand that she was saying "staging" and not "sage-ing" jesus

I'd be here for a Hamberlynn witchcraft arc though

 

[marjoram]

Umm, FatAl had to start taking blood thinners the day BEFORE surgery?? That doesn't sound right.
Also, I wonder how many times the doc had to repeat herself before the idiot could begin to understand what was being said to her... I'm guessing lots.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

She's at higher risk for esophogeal cancer, cancer of the pancreas, (that one's a real bitch), kidney, bowel & thyroid. I find it interesting that many of the increased risks involve organs we use to eat & digest food.

 

[Wasted Youth]

Imagine becky dying of a diabetic coma before amberlynn dying of cancer

She would be so fucked. Who is gonna wipe her stinky puss? She is too lazy to move states to mamameth.

 

[Daisy]

She hasn't worn underwear since the surgery. Or pants. Nothin'.

We're still not gonna see legs, though, are we.

 

[Discopumps]

So her mum wanted to be in the vlogs but she didn’t get an appearance because it makes big AL uncomfortable. Becky is uncomfortable being on camera so she has her own cooking segment. Shady bitch making Becky werk for that ps2.

 

[Aviva's Biotech-Breakdown]

It took me like 3 whole mins to understand that she was saying "staging" and not "sage-ing" jesus

I'd be here for a Hamberlynn witchcraft arc though

Because I'm high as a mf: I rewatched the vid & could only hear sage-ing and can't get Witch!Hamber out of my head)




AU where Amberlynn divines who stole the krabby patty secret formula

 

[Confederate Fag]

Lol @ methmama wanting to be a YouTube sensation and get in on the coins. Grifters be grifting, no matter how much Jesus they’ve found. She’s there to help and spend time with her neglected, deathfat daughter because she’s “dying from cancer”, but kristine can’t help but notice how much sweet easy cash the YouTube brings in. Even easier than selling drugs.
The Life of Young Hamber and Methmama:

 

[DubbleBubble]

so no Cancer death saga.. yet. My bet is still on either infection due to poor hygiene or Covid dealing the death blow on this one. If Amber doesnt inevitably die by her own stupidity and lazyness I would be very surprised.

 

[mysterymoment]

This was really the perfect outcome for her. Had the cancer scare for follows/YouTube career but it's not going to kill her now. She seems pretty elated in the video and on Twitter atm. I'm glad she's okay though, nobody deserves that shit.

EDIT: She deleted Twitter :/

 

[Welcome to Chin Dab 101]

So CuntyLynn was out full force on Twitter because she knew she was in the clear. My money is on her abandoning MethMomma for emotional support as soon as she got her results. Still kept her as an ass wiper though...

The Thumb looks awful. Totally eating her feelings and, throwing this out there, possibly off her meds.

 

[Conan O'Barbarian]

Umm, FatAl had to start taking blood thinners the day BEFORE surgery?? That doesn't sound right.
Also, I wonder how many times the doc had to repeat herself before the idiot could begin to understand what was being said to her... I'm guessing lots.

I must have missed that. That would have been a disaster on the table. She probably has no idea what medication they were giving her.

 

[mekalekahi]

I hate this era already.

Does she have some secret plan on how shes going to to get her channel to gain traction again? The haydur nation is the fuel to her career and I dont think people give a fuck anymore cancer or not. Ambers always had plans to completely isolate Becky but now that there is no orbitors, its just going to be the 2 of them showing what they got at fye and target. Also amber 100% has plans to stay at 500lbs

 

[mysterymoment]

Also holy fuck there were a lot of ads in this video. I counted 10?!

 

[kiwirevolving]

Stage 1?

Wow, whoever said that Amber is so fucking fat that cancer couldn't find place to spread was right

And of course she didn't include methmom in her vlogs, her vlogs are about Amber, not her mom. It's also why she barely showed Becky in the video even though she said so in the title, the vlogs are about Amber, not Becky

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

Also holy fuck there were a lot of ads in this video. I counted 10?!

Hence why one should always watch the archive.

 

[Tammy Slaton's Male Aide]

Those big flabby grandma arms