🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.

[Laura Loomer]

What do you guys think Ralph's first medical condition related to his ballooning weight and alcoholism will be?

Diabetes?
Gout?
Heart Disease?

Combined with his alcoholism definitely the beetus.

 

[PhoBingas]

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I wonder what will she think about this picture half year from now when she breaks up with Ethan. Imagine the shame, imagine the regrets, the mental trauma that will take YEARS of therapy to recover.

I hope she makes an effortpost on KarenFarms about it.

Hopefully it's "exhibit A" at his grooming hearing.

 

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

Someone mentioned it earlier in the thread and now I can't unsee it. Dis bitch is literally King Cobra if he had a shave.

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Yeah buddy, that's most definitely what's up, toobz

 

[Perspicacity]

What do you guys think Ralph's first medical condition related to his ballooning weight and alcoholism will be?

Diabetes?
Gout?
Heart Disease?

Definitely cirrhosis of the liver.

So sad I missed the sock puppet chimp out, can't wait for Dame to come in here on a sock and say "Anyone can sock as Ralph, it's me DAME, JAJAJAJA". Then post it was some kind of "gayop" on twitter.

 

[Cromagnon]

What do you guys think Ralph's first medical condition related to his ballooning weight and alcoholism will be?

Diabetes?
Gout?
Heart Disease?

Necrotic flesh.

 

[Unog]

Has the Gunt sockpuppeted before, or has his seethe reached immeasurable levels?

He's socked before iirc, but never on this site. He's usually content to log into his account and own whatever stupid shit he posts.

So, yeah, possibly levels of asshurt never before seen in this thread, this tops the infamous yelling over Xander rant.

 

[BingusBongus]

Fucking LOL. no wonder he's friends with digibro, they both like them very young.

I want to bet she has daddy issues, I don't understand why you would want to be with ralph.

 

[Unog]

I want to bet she has daddy issues, I don't understand why you would want to be with ralph.

Daddy issues? Nah, get the fuck out of here. Reminder, again, that her dad (on the left) was nine years old when Ralph was born. That's half of his girlfriend's lifetime.

 

[PhoBingas]

Necrotic flesh.

Ethan's gunt remind anyone else of...

 

[itsoktobewhite]

I refuse to believe that ralph is capable to even penetrate faith until we receive a Mumkey style sex tape with gristled gunt flesh in full view at all times. Until then I’ll be forced to believe that ralph is TFTF (too fat to fuck)

 

[BingusBongus]

Ethan's gunt remind anyone else of...
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why would you insult the plague father with the gunt?

 

[Disheveled Human]

Ralph Better watch the fuck out.

 

[No dignity]

inb4 Ralph tweets out that it's totally not him

ibn4 Gator takes the fall for this godawful spergout to shield his lord and master.

 

[BingusBongus]

ibn4 Gator takes the fall for this godawful spergout to shield his lord and master.

Go get them shannon stop them form talking shit about me

 

[Spectre_06]

baitposter would have loved the attention and kept going after getting called out. he bailed as soon as he got called out, then immediately posted a selfie on Twitter to own the libs, trigger the libs. definitely ralph.

Merge the account like you did for Bryan, let the world see his cope and seethe!

Rip and tear, Josh!

 

[WTFrU?]

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How dare you, Sir, Grandfather Nurgle has standards! The Plaguefather also does not condone the creeping on of little children. That's the province of Slaanesh the tranny, Epstein and the Clintons.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

How dare you, Sir, Grandfather Nurgle has standards! The Plaguefather also does not condone the creeping on of little children. That's the province of Slaanesh the tranny, Epstein and the Clintons.

All going to belong to Khorne soon enough.

 

[Spectre_06]

All going to belong to Khorne soon enough.

I prefer Mr. Pickles, the Chaos God of Cutesy Shit That Will Totally Destroy You If You Don't Pet Him Right The Fuck Now.

 

[PhoBingas]

why would you insult the plague father with the gunt?

How dare you, Sir, Grandfather Nurgle has standards! The Plaguefather also does not condone the creeping on of little children. That's the province of Slaanesh the tranny, Epstein and the Clintons.

I'm merely comparing dedicates, rotten, hanging gunt flesh, not comparing their actions. Anyone with a paid pornhub account is immediately suspected of being a Slaanesh cultist.

 

[ClipBitch]

I included other template versions so you can meme it yourself.