DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Freshtodeath]

Didn't realize today was his day off. He literally hasn't done anything last 3 days so he goes grocery shopping today. IDK why but his schedule just annoys shit out of me.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

“I really butthurt that guy”? Who talks like this

Phil wants to butthurt the hulksters swimsuit area

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Didn't realize today was his day off. He literally hasn't done anything last 3 days so he goes grocery shopping today. IDK why but his schedule just annoys shit out of me.

He just mentioned the groceries have sat in the car for 40 minutes. He must've pinched his wittle hand on the pallet jack and can't stop crying. Poor baby.

 

[FamicomGorby]

how much is the new router plus service gonna cost? or is it part of his business internet plan?

He probably rents a router like a chump.

 

[Paladin Derich]

Didn't realize today was his day off. He literally hasn't done anything last 3 days so he goes grocery shopping today. IDK why but his schedule just annoys shit out of me.

Does Phil drive an hour out of Renton to get groceries like he does with his haircuts?

 

[Forbidden Math]

I mean what do we want to know? Like if you had the chance to interview the goutlord himself, what would you ask?

If I had an interview with Darksy de Phil I'd ask him one question and one question only before he no doubt bails: Why do you feel it's okay to cry poor to your audience while you make 100k a year?

I know he'd instantly ragequit the interview, but it would be worth it just to put in the few of his fans that would watch's mind that he makes 100k a year because in no time they'd compare that to how much they make. To me him crying poor while making considerably more than most working Joes is the most condemning thing about Phil's current actions. I mean yeah he's a shithead but that doesn't compare to him acting like a beggar on the street to get tips while he's living comfortably. When I was young I saw someone begging on the street then saw them go in to a McDonalds restroom and come out in a nice outfit clearly looking like they have some money, this might as well have been Phil.

Mind you now people give him money to just put on the vest which shows he never needed to cry poor in the first place.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Having looked into this myself, Seems a decent one that works with xFinity (it's no longer comcast), is around $215-260.

One I was referred to

Meanwhile, Phil still has a broken keyboard.

New router $200+

11 pulls on WWE gatcha $30

Wireless keyboard $13.99

I DON'T HAVE MONEY TO DO IT!

Does Phil drive an hour out of Renton to get groceries like he does with his haircuts?

He shops at Fred Meyer which is 0.5 miles away

 

[JamFlowMan]

WRONG! That was taken out of khantext! He's a mature adult and he's so busy with living his mature life with his wife *thumbs at door* and family, he doesn't have time to worry about that petty shit.

You're probably right. I seem to recall him saying SOMETHING along those lines. But, how far back does it go? When one of his old high school bullies catches anthrax and dies, is he gonna pull that trap card? Oh, man, when his dad dies...we'll see a REAL shit show. "My dad made me eat RAISIN BRAN once when I was 4, what a complete morahn. But now he's dead, so I can tell everyone how terrible of a fahther he was!"

Alright I think this is what it was. Thought there was more to it where he went on "warning" other Youtuber's but maybe not and it's not worth the effort to go through Phil's videos since this pretty much confirms it.

https://youtu.be/FFIbN8DGYvg?t=639

Should start at 10:39. Phil "bided his time" for 3 years because a guy tweeted about him once. There is no doubt he is waiting for other people to fuck up so he can safely get a dig in.

 

[actually]

It'd be nice if Rekieta asked Phil about the $9000 in business expenses from July 2019. And if Phil says the word "microtransactions", the followup should be to ask what game they were for.

Obviously, though, this won't happen.

Edit: @KEK7go, in case you're doing legwork.

 

[wolfpac92]

I hope I’m wrong but I fully expect Nick to fellate DSP if he interviews him

I don't know why everyone wants Nick to go on the offense for no reason. He's always been a "tough but fair" type of interviewer. If you're courteous enough to take time out of your day to go on his show he'll show you some respect in turn if you deserve it. But if you're an idiot he'll go hard on you like he did with Shane. Or if he feels you're a liar and there's something funny there he'll try and get it out of you, like the time he convinced TonkaSaw to let Andy Warski on the show which led them to scream at each other. Everyone was all pessimistic because of how slow it was until that point, but the payoff was amazing. Nick generally knows what he's doing and how to approach people for the best results

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

If I had an interview with Darksy de Phil I'd ask him one question and one question only before he no doubt bails: Why do you feel it's okay to cry poor to your audience while you make 100k a year?

I know he'd instantly ragequit the interview, but it would be worth it just to put in the few of his fans that would watch's mind that he makes 100k a year because in no time they'd compare that to how much they make. To me him crying poor while making considerably more than most working Joes is the most condemning thing about Phil's current actions. I mean yeah he's a shithead but that doesn't compare to him acting like a beggar on the street to get tips while he's living comfortably. When I was young I saw someone begging on the street then saw them go in to a McDonalds restroom and come out in a nice outfit clearly looking like they have some money, this might as well have been Phil.

Mind you now people give him money to just put on the vest which shows he never needed to cry poor in the first place.

You’d think his fans would be insulted by Mr. IdonthavemoneytodoitIdonthavemoneytodoitIdonthavemoneytodoit casually buying a new modem the moment his money is threatened. Making his streams a more enjoyable viewing experience? I don’t know, man! Gonna need you guys to pitch in!

It'd be nice if Rekieta asked Phil about the $9000 in business expenses from July 2019. And if Phil says the word "microtransactions", the followup should be to ask what game they were for.

Obviously, though, this won't happen.

I think the safest controversy Nick could bring up is the $2K Cat Scam, because even Phil tries to pass that off as a gag. In any case, you’d have to be a total airhead to still believe Phil is in any financial duress. Especially when he just recently made $20K in Vestivities.

 

[UncleTusky]

Does Phil drive an hour out of Renton to get groceries like he does with his haircuts?

He shops at Fred Meyer which is 0.5 miles away

All the places he mentions going to on his serious adult day off (Fred Meyer's, Target, IKEA, CostCo, any number of fast food joints) are in a pair of shopping malls within 15 minutes' driving distance of his condo so the hairdresser is the furthest he's driven had his maid chauffeur him in the last year-plus. If he wants to take the scenic route he can even drive by the hospital where his then-fiancee had a nervous breakdown!

Knowing Phil I could see him being too paranoid to shop and get his haircuts in the same place in case the Autistic Illuminati come for him.

 

[PieceofShet]

Thats actually a really good point.
Arent they ALWAYS go out together to do runs?

 

[tzgnilki]

Thats actually a really good point.
Arent they ALWAYS go out together to do runs?

she probably had to stay home to make sure someone was there for the technician

and when phil came back, they both had to supervise the tech, incase he was a detractor

 

[ZehnBoat]

she probably had to stay home to make sure someone was there for the technician

and when phil came back, they both had to supervise the tech, incase he was a detractor

i imagine phil bolting into his office to hide while khet has to handle everything

 

[TheGoutburglar]

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Yeah, that's it, keep provoking the guy who, by your own claims about your enemies, is mentally unstable. Great plan.

Didn't realize today was his day off. He literally hasn't done anything last 3 days so he goes grocery shopping today. IDK why but his schedule just annoys shit out of me.

If it wasn't obvious before that it's because he used to go shopping with his mom every Tuesday, it certainly should be now. Also, Phil is perpetually a defiant little shit, at all the wrong times.

If I had an interview with Darksy de Phil I'd ask him one question and one question only before he no doubt bails: Why do you feel it's okay to cry poor to your audience while you make 100k a year?

I know he'd instantly ragequit the interview, but it would be worth it just to put in the few of his fans that would watch's mind that he makes 100k a year because in no time they'd compare that to how much they make. To me him crying poor while making considerably more than most working Joes is the most condemning thing about Phil's current actions. I mean yeah he's a shithead but that doesn't compare to him acting like a beggar on the street to get tips while he's living comfortably. When I was young I saw someone begging on the street then saw them go in to a McDonalds restroom and come out in a nice outfit clearly looking like they have some money, this might as well have been Phil.

Mind you now people give him money to just put on the vest which shows he never needed to cry poor in the first place.

This isn't a defense of Phil, just an explanation of why it doesn't irk me quite as much: He makes $100k a year, but thanks to being a wasteful idiot, he doesn't actually have the kind of life that that affords. He may as well be earning half that. Or less.

He still shouldn't be crying poor, but the reason isn't his income, it's his spending habits. I don't make six figures, but I'm still in a waaaaaaaaay better spot than he is whenever something goes awry, because I'm not stupid with the money that I do earn (and I'm luckier than him, honestly).

No, the condemning thing to me is where that money goes, since we know what it is, and it's unbelievably fucking pathetic.

It'd be nice if Rekieta asked Phil about the $9000 in business expenses from July 2019. And if Phil says the word "microtransactions", the followup should be to ask what game they were for.

Obviously, though, this won't happen.

Speaking of which, do we have ANY ideas about that? Or are we clueless there?

Thats actually a really good point.
Arent they ALWAYS go out together to do runs?

Really odd indeed, though, as has been pointed out before, if Jasper is still there, so is Khet. When was he last seen?

 

[actually]

Speaking of which, do we have ANY ideas about that? Or are we clueless there?

$170 went to new games that month. I think I worked out that if he included his office (using the apparently standard $5/sq. ft. and assuming a generous 200 sq. ft.), that would be another $1000. @Synth pointed out that he could include the interest on his credit cards as "business expenses" b/c he's a sole proprietor. I don't recall exactly how much that was, but I think it was like $2000 based on the balances listed in his bankruptcy filings and assuming an average 17% APR. If we include his state B&O tax, that was like another $100-$150. Otherwise, it would be the employer portion of his federal taxes. So maybe another $500-$1000? There's still at least a few thousand dollars unaccounted for, imo.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

$170 went to new games that month. I think I worked out that if he included his office (using the apparently standard $5/sq. ft. and assuming a generous 200 sq. ft.), that would be another $1000. @Synth pointed out that he could include the interest on his credit cards as "business expenses" b/c he's a sole proprietor. I don't recall exactly how much that was, but I think it was like $2000 based on the balances listed in his bankruptcy filings and assuming an average 17% APR. If we include his state B&O tax, that was like another $100-$150. Otherwise, it would be the employer portion of his federal taxes. So maybe another $500-$1000? There's still at least a few thousand dollars unaccounted for, imo.

Hmm... Well, if he's claiming his Champions whaling as a business expense, which is pretty likely, then that might explain the rest of the money.

 

[DukeMorty]

Thats actually a really good point.
Arent they ALWAYS go out together to do runs?

My thing is he woke up early to get groceries. He posted that at 9:45am his time, so that means he arrived home at 9:05 am. So let's say it took him an hour to shop at the grocery store and the commute there and back, that means he was at the store at 8:05 am. Now let's say he woke up 10 minutes before he left to the store, that means he woke up at 7:55 am. I don't believe he woke up at that time. It makes me believe that Khet went to the store and then told Phil to get the groceries but he was too lazy to do it right away. So A) Khet is not there like you suspect or B) Khet went shopping, was pissed that Phil didn't want to go and so made him get the groceries from the car.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Thats actually a really good point.
Arent they ALWAYS go out together to do runs?

Pressing X on that as who gives a fuck if he allegedly really did leave his groceries in the car. Especially when there wouldn't have been a reason to. He insists on making himself look like a jackass.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Kind of makes you wonder what kind of groceries they buy that are safe to keep in a hot car in a hot garage in the middle of July for almost an hour.