my hysterectomy journey 07/18/20 - survived the surgery, big fart at 2:25

I would love to hear a recording of what went on in the surgical suite during Fatass' operation. The absolute shit talking by the doctors and nurses about her would be gold. I wonder what they said when they saw her layygs??
 
A very big :winner:to the medical team who worked on Amber. You just know that going into the chasm of the beast was like going into Chernobyl.
 
So deep, it reached your pea size brain? Is that why you come off retarded?
I’ll admit, I’m disappointed she made it.
Same. I thought for sure she would not make it off the table. We still got the recovery process, so be patient. Fingers crossed for COVID and infections.

Guess the doc would wish s/he hasn't saved this whale when the cunt inevitably skips out on all her hospital bills
 
So...the instant menopause stuff...is she gonna start looking even more middle-aged than she already has for the past decade?

And is the hormonal stuff gonna fuck her bone density all up to where she's going to need a cane/walker/fatso wheelchair sooner than later?

Basically, is her power obesity gonna start fucking with her body the same as it would with a 50-year-old? "Age is on her side" is instantly gone in all regards?
 
The nurse was SHOCKED at how good her lungs are?

She was probably SHOCKED that they still work, being able to only walk for 2 minutes before you start running out of breath is not okay, but you do you boo, keep being delusional about being "big but healthy" while having cancer caused by you being too big... Jesus fuck.

Thinking about that orange chicken once she gets discharged.

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Amber forcing herself to "ball" her eyes out on camera again, "go cry somewhere else lol"

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"I wanna go back to my old self"

What "old self"? Your old self has always been big as hell (ironically she was better off then compared to now while still being bad), you look at her videos from 2015-2016 and besides her being 100 lbs lighter and the lower camera quality and setup she's the same person as she is now, so, again, what "old self" is she talking about?
 
I’m not that surprised that she made it out of surgery still with a heartbeat. She’s a plague on societal resources, though her consumption habits may be keeping places in business during these hard COVID times.

AL has some fucked up reactions if she complains about nausea but then is dying to eat anyways...

She wants to eat because that’s what she does for most of the day normally. Now that activity has been taken away from her, thanks to the liquid diet, she doesn’t know what to do with herself. Instead of sleeping, like a good patient on GOOD pain meds should to aid in their recovery, she’s bitching to the camera about her boredom.

Girl, there’s a TV with cable in your room and obviously WiFi if you’re uploading, you have a $1400 multimedia device in your hands, how are you bored?

Always classy, Hamber.
 
Late, but I keep wondering how she will even make it from the hospital bed to her recliner? Can she even sit in the car and endure the ride back home? Would Becky and her Mom even be able to wrangle her into the car and the apartment without pulling her stitches? Or would she get medical transport?
 
Late, but I keep wondering how she will even make it from the hospital bed to her recliner? Can she even sit in the car and endure the ride back home? Would Becky and her Mom even be able to wrangle her into the car and the apartment without pulling her stitches? Or would she get medical transport?

She SHOULD have medical transport. Even if Becky and Momberlynn could technically manage they'd be putting themselves at risk of serious injury (and risk injuring AL as well) trying to move her. To answer your question I think a lot of narcotic painkillers is what's going to get her from point A to point B.
 
Late, but I keep wondering how she will even make it from the hospital bed to her recliner? Can she even sit in the car and endure the ride back home? Would Becky and her Mom even be able to wrangle her into the car and the apartment without pulling her stitches? Or would she get medical transport?
Already sorted...
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Late, but I keep wondering how she will even make it from the hospital bed to her recliner? Can she even sit in the car and endure the ride back home? Would Becky and her Mom even be able to wrangle her into the car and the apartment without pulling her stitches? Or would she get medical transport?

"medical transport"
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what "old self" is she talking about?
Easy. She is upset at the liquid diet they put her on, by old self she means eating solid, processed, high carb foods loaded with saturated fat from Wommart.

It is the only reason she started "balling" her eyes out, because boohoo she can't eat. That is what she is upset about, not really about the pain or the difficult road ahead of her
 
Now that Amber didn't die on the table, and leave her earthly possessions behind, MethMama will probably promptly fuck off and come back next time only when Hamber is about to die and mama can get something out of it.
 
I can see many of you gorls don't believe my prediction! Of course amber would survive the surgery, it's the recovery that will kill her. 🧙‍♂️

I can't wait for the infection and slow death saga to begin!

We all know she has had more infections below the belt (yes I remember her belly button story, I'm pretty sure that it hangs below her waistline so it counts!) than anyone can hope to keep track of. I'm sure that cutting her open and ripping out the dainty bits will stay perfectly clean while our gorl copes like she have never coped before with a binge that would put mr creosote to shame.
 
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