my hysterectomy journey 07/18/20 - survived the surgery, big fart at 2:25

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The sunshine really accentuates the ring around the neck.
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YOUR MOM dijo:
Why is everything a fucking journey? I hate the 21st century.
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I’ve always wondered the same thing. I wish George Carlin was still alive. He’d be shredding this. ”Words I am fucking sick of hearing and those who say them should be BURNED ALIVE! Let’s start with ‘journey’! Everything’s a goddamned ‘journey’ these days. Weightloss ‘journey’, surgery ‘journey, shopping ‘journey’ taking a shit ‘journey’. Where the fuck are you going other than WALMART!? Fuck ‘journey’ and everyone who says it!”
 
Hold on, in regards to her whole "not dying on the operating table" thing she pulled off, we need to find out what time she had surgery and how long it lasted. Did it require so much lolcow power to keep her body alive against all odds that it drained the reserves that the universe had, leading to the temporary failure of the wards that protect DSP?
 
Slappy McGherkin dijo:
When your liver says bye-bye, look up and kiss the sky. Cured Hep C here after three failures over 15 years. The new drugs work (thank you Gilead and Epclusa).

She is young and not alcoholic. Her liver is responding to a number of things and no doubt the intravenous antibiotics they pumped into her in massive doses.

Recently had same experience (no you sillies, not a hysterectomy) in the hospital. Doctor is like all your liver numbers were fine when you came in, now they are really elevated and we want to keep you longer and investigate this. I looked at him and said it's the IV antibiotic cocktails you've been coursing through me 24/7!

He cocked his head like a dog listening to you talk to them, then looked at the nurse and said stop the antibiotics. 24 hours later my liver numbers were back to normal and I was fucking outta der!

I suspect the exact same thing with our gorl. They cut back the IV antibiotics a tad, her liver numbers will be fine. Your liver can only filter so much shit outta you at one time, and when the load is IV (not digested like a pill), your liver is working overtime to filter all that shit outta your blood.

Apologies if TMI, but that's exactly what's going on here.
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Non alcoholic fatty liver disease is a thing. It's super common in morbidly obese people. It eventually leads to cirrohsis if steps aren't taken to remedy it. It's not a stretch to speculate that's a distinct possibility here. It's not like our gorl is slightly overweight and it's also not like our gorl consumes hulthy foods. High fat, high sodium, high sugar, and highly processed. All the things that our hepato-bilary system just lurves

I have a feeling that they mentioned it to her for a reason. Usually doctors don't mention insignificant shit. People go on Web MD nowadays and get worked up. If she saw it on an online portal, usually doctors make notations for the patient for the same reasons. That said, it doesn't mean that death is imminent, it might just be something that she needs to be aware of going forward. I imagine as time goes on and she gets regular medical care, rather than ER "fix me now!" care, she will get an earful of unpleasant truths about how she had fucked her whole body.

I'll double down on what I said before. Her organs are screaming for mercy. Ever wonder why you see virtually no 500 lbs people in their sixties? It overwhelmingly wasn't sudden heart attacks that killed them it was things like diabetes, kidney failure, liver failure, and infections that couldn't be cured because of the aforementioned co-morbidities.


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Clamchowder dijo:
Or she has fatty liver
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That's a big given.
She definitely has a fatty liver but it may not be causing symptoms.
It's probably like Slappy said- once the IV meds are toned down it'll be back to normal.
However her liver could be absolutely fucking huge- which it has to be- will most definitely be causing problems in the future. Along with her probable big ass enlarged heart.
She's fucked her organs.
 
Masta dijo:
She is not properly hydrated and needs to drink more water, or is that too much effort to go to the toilet?
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She said before that she held her pee on purpose and only went to the toilet once or twice a day (I don't know any more details, if someone can tell us more that'd be great)

Also, her saying that she "doesn't sweat", she either:

a) lies (she always lied about the most dumb and trivial stuff)

b) tells the truth because she has a history of being retarded and never drinking enough water while eating a bunch of sodium

Both are plausible if you ask me.
 
The 8 of Spades dijo:
Hold on, in regards to her whole "not dying on the operating table" thing she pulled off, we need to find out what time she had surgery and how long it lasted. Did it require so much lolcow power to keep her body alive against all odds that it drained the reserves that the universe had, leading to the temporary failure of the wards that protect DSP?
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DSP did get a temp Twitch ban yesterday, so maybe. I hope Becky’s been saying her prayers and taking her vitamins, because it’s going to require titanic strength to help Amber up and shit. Let’s see how strong them lungs are after a couple of weeks in that recliner...
 
iLoveDoe dijo:
She said before that she held her pee on purpose and only went to the toilet once or twice a day (I don't know any more details, if someone can tell us more that'd be great)

Also, her saying that she "doesn't sweat", she either:

a) lies (she always lied about the most dumb and trivial stuff)

b) tells the truth because she has a history of being retarded and never drinking enough water while eating a bunch of sodium

Both are plausible if you ask me.
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Hahah what? She says she doesn't sweat because she is an idiot and has a warped view of the world. She believes that saying she doesn't sweat makes her out to be more feminine and not a 600lbs monster we all know she is. All humans sweat, from the most beautiful to... well, Amber.

How can anyone hold in their pee? She must wear incontinence pads and pisses herself hourly. Yet that is not a dainty feminine thing to do, hence the lies.
 
Why her? She doesn't get to ask that since she orchestrated her own demise from her poor choices and her ignorant ways. You dont get to ask that, Amber.
You had every opportunity to make your life better and you squandered your youth for food all the while crying about how two drug addicts ruined your life while you destroyed yourself on your drug of choice.
Your arrested development and abhorrent attitude did this, not the Gods or Bad Luck, you did this.
So no, you dont get to ask "why me?", come back to me when you've been told a third time you have cancer and you've done everything right.

Also you're yellow cause you ate your way into liver damage, congrats kid you really showed us.
 
Cant' wait til she's on the mend and goes ham on all the new food at her finger tips. Someone was right, after the boring Becky in rural KY era, this one is sure to bring at least some entertainment.

Pause at 8:50 when she says this is the worst feeling she's ever experienced. Does that facial expression imply that? It's weird that you can detect amusement and the opposite of what she's saying. I wonder what the full story is.
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It would be entertaining for the surgeon to televise the surgery with Katy Perry's "Daisies" in the background for dramatic effect.
 
not surprised

I got a laugh from Amber trying to explain medical procedures/equipment. The spirometer is an "oxygen thing", the abnormal liver test starts with a B, "they want you to fart" and on and on. It's all very funny.

Good thing she didn't have a TAH (total abdominal hysterectomy-salpingo-oophorectomy), she's never be able to say what happened.

btw, that's not her fan at bedside.
 
GargoyleGorl dijo:
I mean... wild speculation time, but here we are.

If she's had gallbladder problems and continued to eat a high-fat diet, it could have fucked up her gallbladder to the point where she's going to need medical intervention. If that's the case, and her gallbladder is so full of bile and stones that it's basically overflowing and causing her blood panel to be screwy and her skin to be yellow, then yeah -- it's a problem. If she's been drinking and eating enough to finally push her liver into fatty-liver territory, then it's a problem. If it's because cancer has spread to her liver and fucked it, that's an even bigger problem. The timing of all this makes me wonder, but then again, she's been looking yellowish for years now, imo, so it could be any of these things or more. It's definitely significant, but I don't know what the implications are -- soooooo many things could be happening here.
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If her gallbladder was that fucked they would've told her (it would show on the CT). I'm not sure if they would bother telling her she has NAFLD because it's a given at her size.
 
Nocellara dijo:
Hahah what? She says she doesn't sweat because she is an idiot and has a warped view of the world. She believes that saying she doesn't sweat makes her out to be more feminine and not a 600lbs monster we all know she is. All humans sweat, from the most beautiful to... well, Amber.

How can anyone hold in their pee? She must wear incontinence pads and pisses herself hourly. Yet that is not a dainty feminine thing to do, hence the lies.
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We've seen the Poise pads in the background of several videos, and the one snapchat "Isn't Becky silly, she bought me these instead of regular period pads. Still got my chocolate right tho..." . FatAl will never admit she's rockin' those Pull-Ups, but we've known for awhile.
 
LightEmittingDiode dijo:
Big ups to the surgeon who got through that massive layer of fat
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Really it's no biggie with modern surgical instruments, like a 1000 degree knife through butter. But this is good news, a destitute hamber is better than a dead hamber because a corpse provides no entertainment whatsoever. Adsense down to record lows, moving into a 1200 dollar a month apartment and literally on her drug dealers doorstep and medical debt she will never repay. Going to be a interesting weeks/months - I wonder what lows she will stoop to to claw back as much money as possible.
 
SnarlieNarlie dijo:
Call me a dispectful piece of shit but I am still NOT buying it. She omits every detail that would actually be important to share the experience. Mentions nothing of what other people have reported has to be done before a surgery. Like emptying the bowel and such.
Watch it again. She could as well be talking about having had a WLS if you leave out the hysterectomy specific details which are few and superficial in nature anyway. She does not even look miserable enough for me for having her belly cut open from left to right. Oh yeah, the incision looks perfect yada yada....

Show it. I won't settle until she shows solid proof of her incision. Of course it would be none of anyone's business but that's what happens when you shit on your audience who wanted to be supportive and lie over and over about the simplest and most stupid irrelevant things.

Incision pix or it dint happen. Period hole the end.
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I know this is Amber and I feel you. She says she wishes she could go back to the old her though so I don't think this is WLS. she still hasn't acknowledged that her old self is what caused this. I thought there would be more information but again this is Amber and this is a 500 pound person with cancer. So the doctor told Becky cancer totally trashed her womb and it's a good thing they gutted her when they did. No info on her menopause, if she'll need hormone replacement. They should be able to grade it now? How will they monitor her now? she still needs to lose weight to fit into the machines to see if cancer has spread. they just removed where they saw cancer? would they have removed her ovaries if they saw no cancer there?

I don't know if she is leaving details out because of stalkers, she doesn't understand things or she still likes trolling.
 
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