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Magic isn't real and your dick is not magically gonna make any of these loony bitches tradwife material, just like how none of their dumb spells will do anything, ever.
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Magic isn't real and your dick is not magically gonna make any of these loony bitches tradwife material, just like how none of their dumb spells will do anything, ever.
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Look mate, that's only if you half arse it and bloody hell, food's food no matter whatHousewife? Why would you? Unless you want to live in month old gingerbread and have baked kids for dinner. Also, warts are contagious, have fun catching those
I'm not saving em via magic ding dong voodoo, christ alive that's unrealistic. No, no, the power of Christ flows through mine fruity loins and with His love we shall save these foolish witches from the path of damnation.
Yeah nah, I was perusing through the witch tags and there's some fuckin units in there. Don't chicks that get struggle snuggled or touched up turn to this sort of shit usually?
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It's too risky. They probably try to curse their urinary tract infections instead of going to the gynocologist.
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Good luck with that.
Don't you wish your life was this easy?
He has no forehead.
JK Rowling is a TERF. The irony.
Polyamourous kinky witch?
Does she stick her wand in the butthole of one of the many people in her coven's orgy during the lunar eclipse? Does she practise beastality with her familiar? I'm curious what this entails.
Whatever gets them to practice good oral hygiene is good, I guess.
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Substitute racist for general terms like"assholes" or "Karens" and you'd have an edgy but good for a laugh meme.
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They actually believe this stuff works. Bitch, if you're being abused call the police. Don't put sewer water and nails in a jar and call it a day.
Lol she tagged herself as fat.
No.
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It also reinforces the idea that casting these so-called "spells" tend to result in an outcome opposite of what was desired.
I was wondering the same thing since most people associate 'fart' with loud gas-passing
or an older person being too much of a stick in the mud.As for the second question, my sociology teacher would probably say that it's the result of people having been improperly toilet trained. Alternatively, people today seem to have the tendency to reduce their naysayers to bad words such as "Nazi," "pedo," "FART," "poopyhead," etc. instead of presenting any sort of counterargument or logical reasoning the refutes their beliefs or opinions.
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In other news, the US Riots thread in Happenings has recently covered witches posting on social media to join in the battle for #BLM and against white supremacy.
Post: Witches against White supremacy
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Let me know if anyone did this and it works. Seriously, why would the universe give a shit whether or not you get a hot pussy licking waifu?
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You've never met a real Cluster B chick have you? There is a reason 'Do Not Stick your Dick In Crazy' is said, not only by dudes, but by women too.
Also none of these tumblr witches would successfully do that fucking 'Sapphic' love spell anyways because eating plums is healthy. Even when you blast it with sugar, I'm sure they'd gag because it's not a whole Dairy Queen Cake for them to fit in their mouth. Replace it with a Starbucks Unicorn Frappachino and an extra large Blizzard and I'm sure it would be reblogged more.
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Can confirm. Did this and now have a pride parade of lesbians showing up at my door. They're all really disappointed that I'm a dude.
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Reading all these embarrassing screenshots I've just realized that these "witches" are basically just western Chuunibyou sufferers except they didn't grow out of it when they became adults. 
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"This crystal will align your chakras. Apply to forehead until chakras have aligned or you have passed out from blood loss."
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Does this person think "Black girl magic" refers to magic-magic?
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This SJW witches are so pathetic. Imagine being great, powerful, dengerous witch, and being afraid of what will woke tumblerinas think about you. They pretend to be "badass" and brake societal rules by "practicing magic", but they just conforming to different set of rules. If you are able to just hex someone, avoid consequences by drawing sigils, and get rich by lighting candles, why bother with any rules at all? All good fantasy witches don't give a fuck, because they are to powerful for anyone to harm them. If they want to LARP online why wouldn't they do it as actually powerful withches? It's bulshit annyway so at lets have fun with it.
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Curse of discord? I see, so this is how pedophiles are born, it all makes perfect sense now!
Damn though, I had an ex who confided in me one day that she was in some kind of feminist witch coven over the internet; the relationship fell apart quite soon after she said that. Seeing all these weird witch community posts is as fascinating as it is depressing.
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I mean you guys make fun of him but if his Star Wars Funkopop magic isn't real then how do you explain:So I looked into this guy a bit more.
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He (Michael/Basil/thebasildruid) is an American living in Ohio, father of two and member of OBOD. He's also a writer and a poet. (archive) He also has a wordpress site.Ver archivo adjunto 1418350
Looks like Funko Pops and a LEGO millenium falcon. Dunno what the blue flag with the monkey is or the map on the wall.
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"Deflector shield spell" "Palpatine's disception"The absolute STATE of American spirituality.
Maybe "Jar jar's simplicity" has worked a bit too well.
It's called "The god in me" How pretentious can you be.
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Imagine saying this with a straight face.
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I can see it now:
"Witches for Trump: Yeah, We're Evil. What the Fuck are You Looking at?"
Or even
"Witches for Biden: Are We Less Evil than Witches for Trump? Maybe, I Dunno, Who Fuckin' Cares Anymore?"