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Colin "Katy" Montgomerie's featured upthread here: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/tranny-sideshows-
We need to have cis normal people start to invade trans spaces. We need to have women say they feel like a trans woman, and men saying they feel like a trans man, and because they feel it it’s valid.

Watch their fucking heads explode.

No, thank you.

 

[Opiophile]

Spoiler: l'horreur

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The only thing this faggot is breaking are the legs on that fucking bed, Jesus.

I think, in this world, there are people who hold more power and magic than they know. They can be celebrities, or just a nobody, but they occupy a specific place and time that means they can change the world. People like

• The guy who rejected Hitler's final art school application
• Jeri Ryan (Seven of Nine from Star Trek) not wanting to give blowjobs leading to the election of Barack Obama
• Sara Northrup, whose open relationship with Jack Parsons led to the founding of Scientology
• Harambe

Jazz is one of these people, but losing power by the day as he becomes less relevant.
IF Jazz escapes his mother, detransitions, and writes a book about how his life and body were destroyed, change will come, but if Jazz commits suicide (now or in the future) it'll be blamed on transphobia regardless of the real reason.

So let me get this straight. Jeri Ryan not only helped get the antichrist elected president, but she also doesn't give blowjobs? I would have thought she had to blow everyone at CBS to get cast in that Picard trainwreck.

Damn. My Seven of Nine fantasy has been crushed. Next you'll tell me that her skintight shipsuit was CGI because she refused to wear anything too sexy.

 

[NoReturn]

The only thing this faggot is breaking are the legs on that fucking bed, Jesus.


So let me get this straight. Jeri Ryan not only helped get the antichrist elected president, but she also doesn't give blowjobs? I would have thought she had to blow everyone at CBS to get cast in that Picard trainwreck.

Damn. My Seven of Nine fantasy has been crushed. Next you'll tell me that her skintight shipsuit was CGI because she refused to wear anything too sexy.

Nah, but they did have to change it because she found the original costume too hard to breathe in.

 

[TaimuRadiu]

My very very favorite transpassing troons are the ones that make me burst out laughing as soon as I see the photo. This one is far from the worst I've ever seen but the pose... like the doorbell rang and you crept up to your peep-hole.

Spoiler: <Knock Knock> Avon Calling!

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Looks like a busted 55 year old woman.

I bet this one is only actually like 30 or so.

 

[Yangon]

We need to have women say they feel like a trans woman, and men saying they feel like a trans man, and because they feel it it’s valid.

Watch their fucking heads explode.

 

[DumbDude42]

I agree with this. I just think if Jazz dies young there is going to be a blame game and possible whistleblowing. It doesn't have to be suicide, last I check (admittedly a while ago) his crotch wound has burst twice and he was too fat for additional surgery. My last update on him was they were unsuccessfully trying to get to loose weight. He hadn't gone to college, was still at home and in intense pain. His whole existence has been an experiment. I don't know when it will happen but I feel the story of his circumstances will come out and it will cause the medical industry to reevaluate how they handle troons. I mean think about it... The medical field is pretty dark and a lot of the procedures we take for granted now where caused by major fuck ups in the past. I think Jazz Jennning will someday go down as a case study on what NOT to do.

>constant pain
>infertility
>butchered genitals
>fucked in the head for life
>batshit crazy family

what does this kid even have left to live for? i honestly don't see any future for him that doesn't involve a descent into drug addiction followed by death from overdose or suicide.

 

[Old Fart]

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He's a lumberjack and he's ok

 

[Autism Field]

Check out this pornsick individual with face and girldick tattoos:
https://twitter.com/medelliablack?s=20

Spoiler

 

[remiem]

>constant pain
>infertility
>butchered genitals
>fucked in the head for life
>batshit crazy family

what does this kid even have left to live for? i honestly don't see any future for him that doesn't involve a descent into drug addiction followed by death from overdose or suicide.

Food. He's already found it and it's food.

If anything happens to Mommy dearest we'll see Jazz's next saga as a deathfat, which would probably actually make him look more female in a horrible irony.

 

[NoReturn]

Food. He's already found it and it's food.

If anything happens to Mommy dearest we'll see Jazz's next saga as a deathfat, which would probably actually make him look more female in a horrible irony.

Wait, is Jazz internationally getting fat so they can't operate on him anymore?

 

[remiem]

Wait, is Jazz internationally getting fat so they can't operate on him anymore?

Maybe? I'm not him so I can't say but a lot of people who have very controlling parents often end up turning to food as a comfort and gain a significant amount of weight. His mother has been controlling his life for the entirety of it so the food, and thus his weight, is something he can control and it's an added bonus that it probably pisses off his mother/hinders the ability for her to set him up for further surgeries in the only form of rebellion he can currently openly do.

 

[Neko GF]

Reddit troon admits that reading a Zinnia Jones (known lolcow and all-around degenerate) article convinced him that he's a troon:

https://www.reddit.com/r/MtF/comments/hdedys/soi_just_read_about_depersonalization_and_stuff/ (Archive)

Call me weird, but I don't think it's a good idea to advise on a life-changing decision from a degenerate with little to no credentials and has a reputation of being a mentally unstable lunatic.

 

[TaimuRadiu]

I mean, without reading the article by that person, I can tell you that if I were Zinnia Jones I would be pretty depersonalized a lot too. I'm sure if I were able to fit a watermelon in my asshole I'd want to just die and not think about my body either.

 

[Actinidia]

Some shit is going down on Mallory Ortberg's Twitter, I think she's accusing her father brother of being a pedophile.

 

[OttoWest]

Some shit is going down on Mallory Ortberg's Twitter, I think she's accusing her father brother of being a pedophile.

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Paging @Potatis Salad

 

[Potatis Salad]

Some shit is going down on Mallory Ortberg's Twitter, I think she's accusing her father brother of being a pedophile.

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Yep, Mallory's brother Johnny Ortberg is a pedo. Apparently, he lost his laptop a couple years ago. It was obviously filled with some incriminating shit and he became afraid that it would be found and turned over to the cops. So he decided to confess to his parents that he was "sexually obsessed" with young boys. He later made the same confession to Mallory. Mallory realized that their parents were encouraging Pedo Johnny to "treat" his pedophilia by working with kids...including being alone, one on one, with kids.

Mallory, pre-troon-out, with Johnny, current pedo:


Mallory's dad is a well-known pastor at an evangelical megachurch. After Johnny confessed his pedophilia, Papa Ortberg allowed and encouraged Johnny to continue working with kids at the church. Upon realizing that Johnny was in contact with kids, Mallory wrote a letter to the church leaders exposing her brother [posted below]. Papa Ortberg took a leave of absence, and beyond that the church did nothing. So tonight Mallory blew the whole thing up on Twitter.

Mallory says in her letter to the church (bottom of the second image) that there was one kid the parents never allowed Pedo Johnny to be alone with. The name is redacted, but I'm guessing the one kid the parents protected was their only grandson (the son of Mallory's sister, Laura Ortberg Turner).

Another juicy part of Mallory's letter: Pedo Johnny went on a mission trip to Mexico in 2009 and formed "a close relationship" with an eight-year-old boy. Johnny has made yearly trips to Mexico to visit the kid ever since. Papa Ortberg claims that Johnny has never done anything (ie, acted on his pedophilia), but come the fuck on.

At the exact moment Mallory is dropping all this shit, her husband Joe Lavery is on Twitter screeching for attention for himself. He's been under a heating pad for FIVE DAYS because he has HIS PERIOD!

A fellow troon is also on his period. Chocolate! Ice cream for breakfast! Aaaack!

Maybe Lavery should try birth control pills to relieve his period symptoms?

The crown jewel of helpful period hints comes from this woman, who suggests Lavery should get an IUS...an intrauterine system. And stick it where, in his dickhole?

 

[OttoWest]

Geez do I have some great news for you Joe!

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

He's been under a heating pad for FIVE DAYS because he has HIS PERIOD!
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A fellow troon is also on his period. Chocolate! Ice cream for breakfast! Aaaack!
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Maybe Lavery should try birth control pills to relieve his period symptoms?
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The crown jewel of helpful period hints comes from this woman, who suggests Lavery should get an IUS...an intrauterine system. And stick it where, in his dickhole?
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The insanity of this man is over 9000 and the same goes for the people who like his tweet and reply. He could have stomach cancer but nope it's "Muh ghost ovaries!" He even aknowledges they aren't there but troon narcs gonna narc. A selfie with a sad face is proof that he is suffering soooo much.

 

[illhavetwo]

Yep, Mallory's brother Johnny Ortberg is a pedo. Apparently, he lost his laptop a couple years ago. It was obviously filled with some incriminating shit and he became afraid that it would be found and turned over to the cops. So he decided to confess to his parents that he was "sexually obsessed" with young boys. He later made the same confession to Mallory. Mallory realized that their parents were encouraging Pedo Johnny to "treat" his pedophilia by working with kids...including being alone, one on one, with kids.

Mallory, pre-troon-out, with Johnny, current pedo:
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Mallory's dad is a well-known pastor at an evangelical megachurch. After Johnny confessed his pedophilia, Papa Ortberg allowed and encouraged Johnny to continue working with kids at the church. Upon realizing that Johnny was in contact with kids, Mallory wrote a letter to the church leaders exposing her brother [posted below]. I believe Mallory's genuine intent was to protect the kids at the church. The church did nothing. So tonight Mallory blew the whole thing up on Twitter.

Mallory says in her letter to the church (bottom of the second image) that there was one kid the parents never allowed Pedo Johnny to be alone with. The name is redacted, but I'm guessing the one kid the parents protected was their only grandson (the son of Mallory's sister, Laura Ortberg Turner).
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Another juicy part of Mallory's letter: Pedo Johnny went on a mission trip to Mexico in 2009 and formed "a close relationship" with an eight-year-old boy. Johnny has made yearly trips to Mexico to visit the kid ever since. Papa Ortberg claims that Johnny has never done anything (ie, acted on his pedophilia), but come the fuck on.

At the exact moment Mallory is dropping all this shit, her husband Joe Lavery is on Twitter screeching for attention for himself. He's been under a heating pad for FIVE DAYS because he has HIS PERIOD!
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A fellow troon is also on his period. Chocolate! Ice cream for breakfast! Aaaack!
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Maybe Lavery should try birth control pills to relieve his period symptoms?
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The crown jewel of helpful period hints comes from this woman, who suggests Lavery should get an IUS...an intrauterine system. And stick it where, in his dickhole?
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That's a lot of mental illness and paraphilias for one little family. Imagine your son being a pedo and your daughter being a lesbian turned masochist hetero troon married to a narc autogynephile who calls her a faggot.

 

[remiem]

Yep, Mallory's brother Johnny Ortberg is a pedo. Apparently, he lost his laptop a couple years ago. It was obviously filled with some incriminating shit and he became afraid that it would be found and turned over to the cops. So he decided to confess to his parents that he was "sexually obsessed" with young boys. He later made the same confession to Mallory. Mallory realized that their parents were encouraging Pedo Johnny to "treat" his pedophilia by working with kids...including being alone, one on one, with kids.

Mallory, pre-troon-out, with Johnny, current pedo:
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Mallory's dad is a well-known pastor at an evangelical megachurch. After Johnny confessed his pedophilia, Papa Ortberg allowed and encouraged Johnny to continue working with kids at the church. Upon realizing that Johnny was in contact with kids, Mallory wrote a letter to the church leaders exposing her brother [posted below]. I believe Mallory's genuine intent was to protect the kids at the church. The church did nothing. So tonight Mallory blew the whole thing up on Twitter.

Mallory says in her letter to the church (bottom of the second image) that there was one kid the parents never allowed Pedo Johnny to be alone with. The name is redacted, but I'm guessing the one kid the parents protected was their only grandson (the son of Mallory's sister, Laura Ortberg Turner).
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Another juicy part of Mallory's letter: Pedo Johnny went on a mission trip to Mexico in 2009 and formed "a close relationship" with an eight-year-old boy. Johnny has made yearly trips to Mexico to visit the kid ever since. Papa Ortberg claims that Johnny has never done anything (ie, acted on his pedophilia), but come the fuck on.

At the exact moment Mallory is dropping all this shit, her husband Joe Lavery is on Twitter screeching for attention for himself. He's been under a heating pad for FIVE DAYS because he has HIS PERIOD!
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A fellow troon is also on his period. Chocolate! Ice cream for breakfast! Aaaack!
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Maybe Lavery should try birth control pills to relieve his period symptoms?
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The crown jewel of helpful period hints comes from this woman, who suggests Lavery should get an IUS...an intrauterine system. And stick it where, in his dickhole?
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Genuinely caring for the kids would be gathering the evidence and taking it to the proper authorities so the brother could go through the proper legal channels to be properly punished. She clearly still had familial connections at an older age by that picture but I guess her boyfriends girl-dick took precedence. There's no reason she couldn't get more than her hearsay in a letter. I too could pen an op-ed about about XYZ is a horrible pedophile and send it to someone else. Words are meaningless without evidence, especially when your putting these allegations out on twitter instead of following through with actual steps to stop the person.

Putting this out on twitter is just another troon narc seeking attention and asspats. She may not be as garbage as her brother, but she's still a piece of shit for twitter grandstanding instead of seeking out the proper channels. The 'court' of public opinion on twitter which is only a tiny tiny minority of America will do NOTHING about this person. Twitter is not law enforcement and it shouldn't be used as a catalyst over you actually contacting the police when you know there was a crime. She's over here acting like she's so stunning and brave for exposing him on an internet platform. You'd be stunning and brave if you actually went through the effort to get him arrested and jailed for his crimes.

I distinctly recall that this happened not long ago in this thread. Did her confession the first time not do anything? color me surprised. /sneed