💼 Careercow Andrew Dobson (aka Tom Preston)

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Didn't see this posted in the thread, so I thought I'd add it (apologies if it was and I missed it).


I don't usually art sperg because I can't draw, but that is fucking terrible.

Probably exposing my own artistic inexperience, but I decided to draw over that and do a few things.

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I attempted to improve the musculature and mostly his left arm, because it looked way too short. I also adjusted the position of his ear and eye, because I felt they matched a bit better like this but I'm mostly just eyeballing it.

Feel free to critique!
 
I bet Dobby is hating on Batman because of the general SJW opinion he is the epitome of a privileged white male, if it wasn't for that he'd be shipping all the female villains with each other.

A teenage lesbian tried to call him out for being creepy on Twitter and he basically told her she was ignorant. Screenshot is somewhere in here, let me see if I can find it.

Edit: got it.


http://comments.deviantart.com/1/501180327/3690729268
Now that you mention it does Dobby ever talk about lesbians which aren't in their teens to early 20s?
 
What great knuckles. Oh wait.
I get the feeling he was referencing his own hands from a mirror or something. Sadly, he seems to have forgotten that he and Cap are, well, don't exactly have the same muscle-to-fat ratio, resulting in the hand being disproportionately puffy compared to the rest of Cap.

Furthermore, unless my eyes deceive me, the collar bones on the drawing seem to connect somewhere between the manubrium and the sternum body.
 
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Didn't see this posted in the thread, so I thought I'd add it (apologies if it was and I missed it).


I don't usually art sperg because I can't draw, but that is fucking terrible.
You don't have to be good at art to notice that Dobson's getting worse and worse with every picture he posts. For instance, that face looks like Cap saw the Ark of the Covenant and is about to melt off. Also, shouldn't that hand have a glove on it?

And that's got to be some of the worse foreshortening I've ever seen, and I've seen some terrible foreshortening.
 
I'll be laughing my ass off so hard if that number per month drops because more of those were just trolls that decided to fuck with him. As of now, that number is still too much for him.
 
Didn't see this posted in the thread, so I thought I'd add it (apologies if it was and I missed it).


I don't usually art sperg because I can't draw, but that is fucking terrible.

You know, I think it's mainly down to my tablet being way too small to control properly and the strain of trying to use it anyway that's caused me RSI
And I can't even get a medium size one since they're so expensive and I can't/won't get victimbux for whinging on twitter all day and all night while being a self important douchebag (I do it for free :P)
And I can't even so much as save money because then other things decide to break and there go all my savings to replace it!
If anything, I don't even think I'll be able to draw normally again. I don't think I'll ever even have the money to get something usable, even if my hand heals It'll just be hurt all over again with my tiny tablet.
Art is basically all I can do and well, I'm not even sure I can do that anymore. Ever.

I'm not asking for money nor pity.
I'm just asking that you guys understand why this overwrinkled, no-real-effort, disjointed mouthed, awkwardly angled hackjob by this lazy uptight arsehole just pisses me off so much just by looking at it.
 
$97 down to $92. wow

And that number is dropping faster and faster as Dobson continues to show the few fans he still has the unrepentant, self-serving loser he really is.

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I just checked through his remaining patrons. If anyone saw that one white chick who was donating to him? Yeah, she's the one who pulled out, and it was 5 dollars. That or she changed her profile image to no longer being a photo of her, as I don't remember the name.

And this was someone who was one of his very first patrons I recall.
 
I wonder if Dobby had a single heterosexual "ship" that he likes. I doubt it. I know people who, for various reasons, absolutely detest any m/f ship. Like, "draw art of a faceless guy smashing the guy in the face with a baseball bat because he shows affection towards a woman, then present yourself as better to the woman" level of hate.
 
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