💼 Careercow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

[consoomlecoomchalice24153]

Can't wait for this to not be what he's advertising. I will be shocked if Osana actually happens in 2020

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I read that update and, good god Alex, make some fucking progress already

 

[deepFriedBaka]

I read that update and, good god Alex, make some fucking progress already

Considering Jay's video which he uploaded, he might actually force Alex to get off his lazy ass and do something for once, or (gasp) implement Osana.

 

[LitmusPaper]

And I want you to pay attention to the part where he talks about Megami's brother "buying 51% of the shares in a company that treats its workers like family [...]" cause that shit is literally from YuGiOh:
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lmfao Alex can't even tell his own fucking story

I never watched the series all the way through. You weren't kidding. Of all the things to plaigerise bad writing from, why Yu Gi Oh?

This kind of "double your money" scheme also heavily banks on two assumptions; that precisely 51% of the company's shares could be bought with $1million, and whether they can actually afford to buy back the company's shares for that much, since $1million apparently buys just over half the company. If they couldn't afford it, then what?

 

[LurkerDog]

The 3rd tape sounds a lot like Yandev trying to convince himself its not his fault he spent 6 years on a sandbox game.
5th tape hits me as Yandev bitching about how the interest in the game has declined and he can "pinpoint" when the "media" started making him out to be the bad guy. The more the 5th tape plays holy crap it just immediately describes his "gremlin" situation and Im losing it.
Tape 7: Yandev crying about how he gave up everything for this shining game. More I listen, the more uncomfortable Im getting what the fuck. Filming people? Why did it sound like he was jerkin it?
Tape 8: "Less than 100 students attending the school..." Scapegoat so he doesnt have to stick anymore broken and badly named characters into the game?
Tape 9: Jay gets incredibly bored and doesnt give a shit about the story. Lots of WWII shit?

MAYBE IM LOOKING TOO DEEP BUT LIKE.. If the shoe fits...

 

[Cast Away]

lol what??? he got on the trending page? no wonder Jay keeps milking this buggy mess of a "game"

 

[Be patient I have lurkism]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=hG4t5el80swA complete outsider plays Yandere Simulator.

Its actually pretty hilarious to see how unfinished this game is exactly and Osana is now supposedly the top priority,

This game in a way reminds me of The You Testament, what with this player getting sidetracked from the main game because of how amusing it is to kill random people and just see how much of a clusterfuck the programming is in general. Main difference being that you didn't have to wait another 6 years for the developer to make the actual game to get sidetracked from.

 

[2007 Ford Five Hundred]

Can't wait for this to not be what he's advertising. I will be shocked if Osana actually happens in 2020

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Seeing as this upcoming build contains some pretty major stuff, I bet that at least some of it is going to malfunction, especially since Alex doesn't test his builds before he uploads them. As soon as he becomes flooded with bug reports from his army of tweenaged cocksuckers, he'll then come out with yet another build addressing some of the stuff he should have gotten right in the first place. Oh, and I wouldn't be surprised if he gets at least one more stupid idea, which he'll then proceed to poorly implement, further delaying Osana.

 

[SolarSickle]

The 3rd tape sounds a lot like Yandev trying to convince himself its not his fault he spent 6 years on a sandbox game.
5th tape hits me as Yandev bitching about how the interest in the game has declined and he can "pinpoint" when the "media" started making him out to be the bad guy. The more the 5th tape plays holy crap it just immediately describes his "gremlin" situation and Im losing it.
Tape 7: Yandev crying about how he gave up everything for this shining game. More I listen, the more uncomfortable Im getting what the fuck. Filming people? Why did it sound like he was jerkin it?
Tape 8: "Less than 100 students attending the school..." Scapegoat so he doesnt have to stick anymore broken and badly named characters into the game?
Tape 9: Jay gets incredibly bored and doesnt give a shit about the story. Lots of WWII shit?

MAYBE IM LOOKING TOO DEEP BUT LIKE.. If the shoe fits...

I think you're looking for things that aren't there, bro. Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
This is one of the few things that's actually well done about YS IMO, with every tape you can feel the headmaster just losing it. Though I'd say that's more a compliment towards one of Alex' "volunteers" than Alex' writing itself. None of it makes sense if you stop and think about it.

 

[Diesel Boogaloo]

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lol what??? he got on the trending page? no wonder Jay keeps milking this buggy mess of a "game"

That video is almost entirely listening to tapes.
The only new features Jay is showcasing is removing student council members from their position and hiding bodies in lockers. And lockers... oh boy. Alex littered the corridors with lockers in sets of five, and had chairs lean onto the side pairs of lockers leaving only the middle lockers usable. It looks ridiculously dumb and is probably against safety regulations:

Spoiler: screenshot

 

[Sir Joahim Browinson III]

It looks ridiculously dumb and is probably against safety regulations:

Spoiler: screenshot

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And remember, this school should be backed by the family of Bruce Wayne-tier masterminds, in which one of their children is studying, or making school anti-sefty is part of their retarded plan to train them agaist assasinations?

 

[Czolg]

The only new features Jay is showcasing is removing student council members from their position and hiding bodies in lockers. And lockers... oh boy. Alex littered the corridors with lockers in sets of five, and had chairs lean onto the side pairs of lockers leaving only the middle lockers usable. It looks ridiculously dumb and is probably against safety regulations:

And remember, this school should be backed by the family of Bruce Wayne-tier masterminds, in which one of their children is studying, or making school anti-sefty is part of their retarded plan to train them agaist assasinations?

If you value your sanity then better stop thinking about this shit's lore. Just the gist of Alex's atrocious writing can make you cringe so hard your head hurts.

 

[Megami Skankou]

I last checked in over a year ago. Is Osana.... finally almost done??

Only noticed because Jay's latest video was trending on my YouTube homepage. While I'm not surprised that not much has changed in the game overall (still shit graphics and cringe character designs), I gotta hand it to the Headmaster's voice actor. Alex doesn't deserve such talented volunteers

 

[Humbert Humbert]

I last checked in over a year ago. Is Osana.... finally almost done??

Only noticed because Jay's latest video was trending on my YouTube homepage. While I'm not surprised that not much has changed in the game overall (still shit graphics and cringe character designs), I gotta hand it to the Headmaster's voice actor. Alex doesn't deserve such talented volunteers

you know.... none of us really know if osana is almost done. he claims she’s functionally complete but that he wants to fix up things before putting her in and we all know he has issues w prioritization. either way, i feel like things will come to a head soon. she’ll either get released or he’ll make another excuse and people might get pissed off now because he’s been hyping her up more recently.

 

[Lurk Jurk]

I decided not to implement Osana until Yandere Simulator contained every feature and mechanic that I felt was necessary for the game to match my vision.

And that's the problem you dense motherfucker. You're supposed to put in the rivals FIRST and THEN add in additional features. Because the rivals are the core gameplay. That's all you need for a demo or an alpha. All that other shit could have come later.

When Minecraft was first released in alpha there weren't even beds. And they keep adding stuff up to this day. People could have been playing and bug testing this for you this whole time. You could have had a Kickstarter going already while you add useless bullshit like the Basu sisters having ambient conversations or the mini games or the 5 billion easter eggs.

 

[Diesel Boogaloo]

I last checked in over a year ago. Is Osana.... finally almost done??

Only noticed because Jay's latest video was trending on my YouTube homepage. While I'm not surprised that not much has changed in the game overall (still shit graphics and cringe character designs), I gotta hand it to the Headmaster's voice actor. Alex doesn't deserve such talented volunteers

Alex claims Osana is almost done and she'll be released in either June or July. Of course that's Alex, so it won't happen, but if he's not lying and won't get distracted by the next shiny thing, then I guess the first version of Osana is gonna be released in September, followed by multiple patches. I guess he'll only attempt a Kickstarter after those patches, so buckle up, buckaroos, the climax of this ride is coming this Christmas!

If Osana is not a fun rival to kill, then the entire project might fail and the story ends. But if the Kickstarter succeeds... oh boy, his ego will be through the roof.
BTW, data shows that December is the worst month for doing a Kickstarter. Given his development speed and his obsession with perfection, I guess he won't manage to have it before December, so either he'll launch at the worst possible time, or he'll delay it to 2021.

 

[Banworld]

you know.... none of us really know if osana is almost done. he claims she’s functionally complete but that he wants to fix up things before putting her in and we all know he has issues w prioritization. either way, i feel like things will come to a head soon. she’ll either get released or he’ll make another excuse and people might get pissed off now because he’s been hyping her up more recently.

There are files in the game that indicate Osana is functional to an extent, and people have modded the game to get those things working. It's simply that Osana will never fulfil Alex's autistic vision because the programming is sloppy.

If you watch any of the videos killing Osana in record time you'll notice that it all involves abusing the shitty AI. You can obviously do things in front of them and they're largely oblivious, largely because there is no formal event system for witnessing shit so they just go over the same old behavioural loop, which is less you playing the game and you playing the flaws of the game. It's akin to beating a level by forcing enemies not to spawn, rather than actually, yknow, fighting the enemies?

 

[Sir Joahim Browinson III]

If you value your sanity then better stop thinking about this shit's lore. Just the gist of Alex's atrocious writing can make you cringe so hard your head hurts.

I just hate how Alex writes the story for this game, or rather the fact he decided that he needs story in a first place.
Like, dude tries his hardest to write Anime plot to end all Anime Plots, which would be fine if he added self-awareness or irony to it aside from "look anime has theese tropes, get it guys?"
All Saikou shit is even more irratating because it just so ver over the top for no real reason it looks silly, even more than it was in YuGiOh or even Kill la Kill.
I personally thing it would be much better to make another Yandere as a final rival, someone who is just as insane and violent and knows all the tricks (or even uses them), instead of Marry Sue Ojou-sama.

Imagine when (and if) this demo releases, there'll be dozens of "kill Osana in 60 seconds" speedruns abusing Eva's shite programming, and I imagine they'll trigger him as much as the Discord speedruns. Countless "no fun allowed" bugfixes will follow, staggering the development even more.

Yeah, cause in his act of Fatlusness, he stole week activity mechanics from Persona but haven't made them useful in any way since normal kill does not require 4 day preparation.
I think demo Osana will be hard-scripted to be eliminated in 5 verry specific ways, if we are lucky. And most of them will also probably involve 0 mechanics that were implemented for "V-slice".

 

[2007 Ford Five Hundred]

Alex claims Osana is almost done and she'll be released in either June or July. Of course that's Alex, so it won't happen, but if he's not lying and won't get distracted by the next shiny thing, then I guess the first version of Osana is gonna be released in September, followed by multiple patches. I guess he'll only attempt a Kickstarter after those patches, so buckle up, buckaroos, the climax of this ride is coming this Christmas!

If Osana is not a fun rival to kill, then the entire project might fail and the story ends. But if the Kickstarter succeeds... oh boy, his ego will be through the roof.
BTW, data shows that December is the worst month for doing a Kickstarter. Given his development speed and his obsession with perfection, I guess he won't manage to have it before December, so either he'll launch at the worst possible time, or he'll delay it to 2021.

To be honest, I don't think killing Osana is going to be especially fun or exciting since Alex has basically been spoiling all her elimination methods in his videos. I mean, he made an ENTIRE video devoted to nothing but showing off her sabotage mechanic, complete with EVERY SINGLE possible cutscene for both good and bad outcomes. I bet that after Osana comes out, people are going to get bored really quickly, due to him giving away absolutely everything in his videos.

 

[consoomlecoomchalice24153]

I just hate how Alex writes the story for this game, or rather the fact he decided that he needs story in a first place.
Like, dude tries his hardest to write Anime plot to end all Anime Plots, which would be fine if he added self-awareness or irony to it aside from "look anime has theese tropes, get it guys?"
All Saikou shit is even more irratating because it just so ver over the top for no real reason it looks silly, even more than it was in YuGiOh or even Kill la Kill.
I personally thing it would be much better to make another Yandere as a final rival, someone who is just as insane and violent and knows all the tricks (or even uses them), instead of Marry Sue Ojou-sama.


Yeah, cause in his act of Fatlusness, he stole week activity mechanics from Persona but haven't made them useful in any way since normal kill does not require 4 day preparation.
I think demo Osana will be hard-scripted to be eliminated in 5 verry specific ways, if we are lucky. And most of them will also probably involve 0 mechanics that were implemented for "V-slice".

Yeah I think Megami should be a yandere herself instead of this shitty Mary Sue character who is perfect at everything.
Perhaps she could've learned from your past elimination methods and use them against you, without making it impossible of course.
But we all know Alex won't change this because he believes that he and his game is perfect and nothing is wrong or should be changed.

 

[Sir Joahim Browinson III]

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