Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

Then you could have had an interesting examination in the trilogy about the commercialization of culture, the commodification of tradition, and the efforts to restore something to its proper history and place in society. I mean just imagine after the midiclorians debacle, if the ST leaned into it and you had the Force turned into drugs where people could inject themselves with, turning them into Jedi/Sith for a time. So then Rey, the true blue Jedi who earned her power the legit way, has to take on all these posers.

Hm. Can't imagine why anything in the previous paragraph wasn't used by Disney...
Bolded it for you. Can't imagine the people who won't even let Han Solo smuggle spice would be too big on making a story about drugs giving you Jedi powers. Wouldn't want some kids to play around with needles so they can be like Luke Skywalker.
Holy shit, next they'll say the Jedi Training Academy show/event they used to run at the theme parks is canon, too, including every single kid who participated now being an official Star Wars character.
So now Florida Man is a Jedi?
 
Please do not mention Kyle Katarn in any sort of "nu-canon" context. Disney has plenty of terrible ideas of their own, nobody on here should give them any more, even unintentionally. Seriously, if they get their hooks into Kyle and his pals I am going to be most upset.

Anytime I get bummed about how badly Disney has ruined Star Wars, I remind myself that this stud is out there having real adventures, making wine, and teaching kids about the Amazon, and that is better than any shit story the rat could come up with.

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Bolded it for you. Can't imagine the people who won't even let Han Solo smuggle spice would be too big on making a story about drugs giving you Jedi powers. Wouldn't want some kids to play around with needles so they can be like Luke Skywalker.
Lol true. Though i was thinking more a bunch of you know whos would object to the parallels of the trans movement. ;) "why not both" as they say
 
There seems to be a misunderstanding on your part.
The test doesn't forbid the use of names and professions cause the test says they are irrelevant. The test forbids them to act as a test to see how well-written a character is, by not relying on references to the character directly.
Think of it as a guessing game, where the challenge is to not use certain key words.
That's the problem, though: it is essentially a simplistic guessing game that relies on a formula with no relation to the overall effectiveness of the film in question and its characters as a whole.

Think about Darth Vader, for example. Most of what makes Vader an arresting, iconic figure in the first film can't really be conveyed in terms of verbally-described personality traits, because he really doesn't have that many to begin with. He starts off as little more the Emperor's angry personal enforcer, the intrigue of the character carried more by his intimidating size and black armor, the mechanical hiss of his assisted breathing, David Prowse's physicality and James Earl Jone's voice than any large amount of descriptive character traits.

So what? This isn't about how unique these characters are in the entire corpus of human fiction throughout times eternal. It is about whether these characters have defined and established personalities and how "deep" their personalities are.
No, it's about scoring cheap points in negatively comparing the PT to the OT, but the "test" doesn't even do that particularly well, since Stoklasa has to oversell the clumsy sophistry with his brain-dead "Plinkett" voice sounding even more befuddled than usual and clips of his collaborators pretending (badly) that they can't think of any attributes to apply to the Qui-Gon Jinn character.

And these one-word descriptions would leave out many aspects about these characters and their growth - especially Han and Luke.
Meanwhile we have the prequel characters who are pretty generic and thus boring. Qui Gon and Obi Wan have a very generic Master-Apprentice relationship that mostly forms their personalities.
And again, you could say that the same of Han and Luke and their very generic Farmboy and Pirate archetypes and it would be just as fair (which is to say unfair).

In your longer descriptions, you have a wild mix of stuff that's easily seen in the movies (mostly very generic stuff that is covered by the Master-Apprentice setup of two characters), but the vast majority are interpretations and extrapolations based on very vague and shakey grounds. Flexo has adressed these, so I see no need to go into too much detail, but I want to adress a few things. You say Qui Gon goes out of his way to help down-trodden and weak beings... but in the movie he forces Jar Jar to take him to the Gungan City, even though he was just told that a severe punishment awaits Jar Jar if he goes there, still he presses him into doing it.
Flexo already tried this one too, you know.

However, since it further reinforces my case, I might as well remind you that at that point in the film, Qui-Gon has saved Jar-Jar's life twice within a matter of moments from the encroaching Trade Federation army, and as Obi-Wan points out, there are a lot more battle droids, tanks, armed aerial recon platforms and so forth heading in their direction, causing Jar-Jar to agree that going to the "hidden city" that he originally recommended that the Jedi take refuge in is definitely the lesser of two evils. When they get there and wrangle transportation from Boss Nass, Obi-Wan wants to leave Jar-Jar behind (arguing rather weakly that they're short of time, as though taking Jar-Jar along as a passenger in their commandeered submersible will slow them down), but Qui-Gon insists on bringing Jar-Jar along, ostensibly because the Jedi need a navigator, but since Jar-Jar is seen doing nothing really helpful while they travel together in the Bongo submarine, and Qui-Gon allows him to tag along for much of the rest of the adventure until they return to Naboo and Jar-Jar is promoted to the rank of "Bombad General" in the Gungan Army, it's evident that this is merely a pretext for keeping him safe from Boss Nass.

About Obi Wan you have this to say: "he finds the prospect of thinking for himself extremely intimidating, and when faced with a problem usually reverts to parroting auhority figures". That is a pretty great example of you just pulling this stuff out of your ass. Obi Wan quoted Yoda once, therefore he must be afraid of thinking for himself? This is ridiculous.
This is a pretty great example of you sticking your fingers in your ears and screaming "LA-LA-LA I CAN'T HEAR YOU" at the screen while Obi-Wan's personality is unpacked.

If anything, that serves as just another aspect of the Master-Apprentice setup of Qui Gon and Obi Wan - and you can see, I can boil down two characters' personality almost in its entirety to this very basic notion of dichotomy. The implicit behaviour of a Master, who by definition is experiences and by extension should be calm, paired up with an apprentice, that by definition is inexperienced and thus lacks the perspective of the Master. So yeah. I can sum up both these guys with one word each and lose barely anything of their personalities.
As I mentioned a page or two ago, the American novelist/literature professor John Gardner is credited with saying that you can boil down the plot of every story to one of two different premises- either 1: A Boy Leaves Home; or 2: A Stranger Comes to Town. At the most simplistic, technical level, there may be some truth to this, but it's not really a helpful metric in most forms of analyses because it requires that you omit all of the distinguishing information that otherwise separate different premises to arrive at this conclusion, as you're now doing with all of the distinguishing traits that separate Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon to arrive at the erroneous conclusion that they have "one word" personalities.

Can I do the same with Luke? He starts out as naive, but matures over the first movie. Han has the biggest scope of changes, from a smuggler that's only out for himself to someone who fights for the greater good and cares about others. Can you sum that up with one word? Sure, but you'll lose many of their additional traits - and I simply can't say that about the prequels.
You absolutely can say that about the Prequels, just as you can, if you really want to, nitpick Han's (for example) personality just to make a nuisance of yourself. He's not, after all, a terribly complicated character. From the text of the film, we can guess that he is, at heart, a decent sort, but this has been suppressed by the underworld milieu that he inhabits, until contact with the more idealistic Luke and Leia reawaken his core of goodness. That's hardly the most profound character evolution, but the relatively simple, straightforward nature of it doesn't make for a bad character, either.

The OT characters aren't reiniventing the wheel, but they have a nice and sufficient level of depth to them.
The PT characters aren't automatons devoid of personality, but they are significantly more shallow and unless one starts to dig deep into the movies, most of these traits are pretty much nonexistent or have to be invented and loosely based on wild interpretations and inventions.
On the contrary, the PT characters' traits have to be uninvented via wild interpretations and inventions in order to keep them all in this nice, neat (but entirely specious) box that you've built for them. I mean, look at you: you're so bereft of decent counter-arguments that you're left with little more than trying to strawman the most simple and straightforward
observations on the PT's characters personalities into insane leaps of logic featuring death-sticks and animal porn.

A casual viewer will be able to describe Han Solo in much detail and make him stand out. A casual viewer of the PT will not be able to do the same.
A script-regurgitating member of Mike Stoklasa's troupe of weekend mummers does not equal "a casual viewer of the PT." 😉

You can come up with longwinded descriptions for PT characters, too, if you simply repeat generic traits of, say, the Master-archetype and use different terms with similar meaning. And you can increase wordcount by coming up with stuff that -frankly- just isn't in the movies at all, it's just you filling in the blanks of bland characterization.
LOL

This is simple goal-post shifting. The original "gotcha" was supposed to be that you allegedly can't describe PT characters in more than a word or two. Lo and behold, that turns out to be a somewhat less realistic expectation than amateur hour at the Casa Stoklasa would have you believe. So, naturally, the next step is to try and delegitimize "long-winded" descriptions of the Prequels' dramatis personae while hoping that nobody remembers that the anti-PT side has been saying things like "the more words and descriptions that you can use, the stronger the character." Trying to then write off a longer description than you were expecting as "generic traits of...the [insert here] archetype" merely compromises your position further, because that's just as true of the OT's cast and their list of character attributes.

Which leads me to my next point:

We've seen how you read this. Now here's my take:
Obi Wan lacks experience and perspective, therefore he has to use quotes from his "teacher", since he has nothing else to rely on. This can be summed up neatly as "rookie" or "apprentice".
Like a lot of your attempts at counter-arguments, this one is reliant upon forcing a misreading of the scene in question by pretending that much of the relevant information presented within does not exist. In this case, you're omitting the fact that the scene is setting up a conflict between the orthodox teachings of the Jedi Order's leadership and the "quotes" that Obi-Wan is getting directly from his actual teacher, Qui-Gon Jinn, with Obi-Wan showing a tendency to fall back on the former, rather than giving credence to the man who has actually been tasked with personally overseeing his education. This element of conflict also helps to establish the fact that Qui-Gon is a bit of a renegade in comparison with the rest of the Jedi Order, although not to the extent of being considered persona non grata, which will be important later.

The problem with your personal interpretation and extrapolation of character traits based on singular lines of dialogues or badly written comedy means that anyone else can take the very same scene and come to a completely different conclusion and it will be just as valid, even if it's the polar opposite.
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Here's another, equally valid point: Obi Wan is a punk who dislikes immediate authority and who glorifies Jedi Masters like they were Rock stars. He is forced to play nice to his immediate superior (ie: Qui Gon), cause he needs to play nice to join the Jedi high council as quickly as possible and that means he has to suck up to his masters. Secretly, he can't await becoming a Jedi Master. When Qui Gon dies, Obi Wan screams in anguish, cause he thinks it severely reduces his chance of a quick promotion. And every scene where he doesn't immediatly agrees with Qui Gon is prove of the correctness of this theory.

Hey, how about this one: Obi Wan is a masterful accountant, thus he can analyze numbers very neatly and quickly. In his youth, he was also into biology, that's why he could analyze the blood sample of Anakin within seconds, even though this would usually take much longer.
Did I mention this is not in lieu of, but rather on top of "Obi Wan the Punk" in the paragraph above? He's the punky accountant of Jedi Masters and this contrast between the two aspects just highlights the subtle and rich nature of the prequels' character writing.

Let's add something else: Obi Wan is a dweebish nerd who does everything by the book, who is socially awkward and he is also a shut-in misanthrope, who only wants to play video games and who overcame a deathstik addiction in his youth. He's into bestiality too. As nerd, he's very knowledgable and wise, wiser than even his master Qui Gon, easily outshining him with his brilliant use of quotes from great thinkers and philosophers of the Jedi. But since he's socially awkward, he's not going to correct his superior.

If any of this can't be proven with footage from the movie, I'll call the writing of the prequels "subtle". If anything of this is contradicted by another claim, I'll call the writing of the prequels "complex". The first paragraph is easily proven by stuff in the movie. The second one is a lot more shakey and requires a lot of bending stuff to fit my narrative (but hey, that just means the writing is "subtle and complex", remember?). The third is unmitigated horseshit, but as long as I can point at one sylable of dialogue that I can claim is Obi Wan being a dweeb, it means it must be correct.

This is the weakness in your argument, you declare something beyond questioning and come up with an armlentgh of text that you compiled out of your wishes for what you want to see in the characterization. I can do the same and come to an equally valid conclusion that is nothing like what you came up with.
And here we have a bunch of inane strawman fallacies propping up the crux of your argument, which comes down to little more than appeal to coincidence.

Presented with examples of consistent behavior throughout the story (in this case, Obi-Wan referencing the Jedi Council/Yoda in opposition to Qui-Gon's teachings or plans at various points throughout the film), the reasonable viewer sees one or more elements of that character's personality on display. You, on the other hand, purport to only see random happenstance that merely looks as though it represents a pattern. For you, it's all shapeless, formless, meaningless chaos and not possibly representative of any thoughtful attempt to tell a story or illuminate aspects of character.

To put it flatly: You might be able to condense Han Solo down to "Rogue with a heart of gold" (and lose much of his essence in the process), but at least that's "rogue with special qualifier", whereas I can sum up Qui Gon and Obi Wan AND their relationship with three words: "Master and Apprentice" (without losing much of their characters or essence).
To put it flatly, there's no difference. To condense any of those down to a single sentence is to do a disservice to their characters and essence. You're simply privileging the OT's cast with a blatant and artificial double standard.

Have you ever heard the expression: "You just pulled that isolation aspect straight from your ass and there is nothing in the movie to back up this claim"?
I think it was pointed out a few times by now, so the answer is yes.
The appeal to coincidence again.
 
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I'm shocked that comic wasn't drawn by some random fujo they found off of Tumblr or Deviantart.

Holy shit, next they'll say the Jedi Training Academy show/event they used to run at the theme parks is canon, too, including every single kid who participated now being an official Star Wars character.
Its the weirdest thing. Like I've said before, some fan of his work said that the illustrator has never drawn girly looking men before, and in the comic only Luke seems to be drawn that way, which then made the guy point out that this might've been intentional. Its odd to say the least.

In other news, the SW gameshow was originally going to be on Disney+ but now they've moved it to youtube and SWkids.com despite bragging about it being a Disney+ exclusive before and that Disney+ is in desperate need of new content. Any clue as to what kind of drama might've led to this?
Also I wonder if Ahmed Best will ever use his Jar Jar voice while on the show... He's the host you know.
 
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So now Florida Man is a Jedi?
When the thread found out CMs working at Galaxy's Edge needed to develop their own Star Wars backstory to fit into the area's lore people were talking about how Star Wars Florida Man could become a real character.

Its the weirdest thing. Like I've said before, some fan of his work said that the illustrator has never drawn girly looking men before, and in the comic only Luke seems to be drawn that way, which then made the guy point out that this might've been intentional. Its odd to say the least.
Horrifying tinfoil hat time: someone with a femboy fetish specified Luke had to look that way. We've had Filoni and wolves, and KK and tentacles, so it's not exactly out there…
 
Its the weirdest thing. Like I've said before, some fan of his work said that the illustrator has never drawn girly looking men before, and in the comic only Luke seems to be drawn that way, which then made the guy point out that this might've been intentional. Its odd to say the least.

In other news, the SW gameshow was originally going to be on Disney+ but now they've moved it to youtube and SWkids.com despite bragging about it being a Disney+ exclusive before and that Disney+ is in desperate need of new content. Any clue as to what kind of drama might've led to this?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=J8EV5oURAooAlso I wonder if Ahmed Best will ever use his Jar Jar voice while on the show... He's the host you know.
“Fuck guys, we need to buy another studio for our increasingly declining streaming service!” ~ Bob Iger.

Oh, and John is enjoying tard raging with the protests and riots going on.
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Its the weirdest thing. Like I've said before, some fan of his work said that the illustrator has never drawn girly looking men before, and in the comic only Luke seems to be drawn that way, which then made the guy point out that this might've been intentional. Its odd to say the least.

In other news, the SW gameshow was originally going to be on Disney+ but now they've moved it to youtube and SWkids.com despite bragging about it being a Disney+ exclusive before and that Disney+ is in desperate need of new content. Any clue as to what kind of drama might've led to this?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=J8EV5oURAooAlso I wonder if Ahmed Best will ever use his Jar Jar voice while on the show... He's the host you know.
It should be noted Filoni Wars is like in the top five of most streamed shows. If Disney Plus wanted more subscribers or keep their subscriber base they should of green-lit more Filoni Wars episodes than just twelve, I'm not the biggest Filoni Wars fan but we know they had several unfinished scrapped arcs that fans wanted to see fully get adapted.
 
If Disney Plus wanted more subscribers or keep their subscriber base they should of green-lit more Filoni Wars episodes than just twelve
I think Disney is trying to do all it can to keep from releasing more episodes of Clone Wars. They were originally content to abruptly end it after five seasons even if the season five finale arc was a bit messed up in terms of a grand finale. To placate fans, they released "Season Six" aka "The Lost Missions" and turned certain episodes into a story (Dark Disciple). Disney, for whatever reason, further fueled fans desires to #FinishTheCloneWars by teasing some of what was in the episodes never released -- namely Ahsoka's new male love interest. Eventually, they decided to release the last dozen episodes intended to finally bridge the gap between Season 5 (plus extras) and Revenge of the Sith. For woke reasons yet to be revealed, they scrapped the male love interest for a couple of danger-haired sisters even though it meant (1) they denied an Asian voice actor his chance to be part of the franchise, and (2) They reworked the arcs that even a number of diehard fans disliked the changes that made those episodes largely blah and largely pointless to the dozen of new episodes and the overall plot.

It's possible Disney could capitulate and release more, but I doubt it for two main reasons:
  • I believe many diehard fans used #CloneWarsComplete once this last batch of episodes aired, indicating their pleasure with seeing the show wrap up with it's re-imagined version of the Siege of Mandalore/Order 66.
  • Any additional episodes Disney might release would be pointless now that they've already aired the show's ultimate ending. Normally, filling in the gaps can be successful, but Disney can't be trusted to do this properly or effectively, so why should they bother?

In other news, the SW gameshow was originally going to be on Disney+ but now they've moved it to youtube and SWkids.com despite bragging about it being a Disney+ exclusive before and that Disney+ is in desperate need of new content. Any clue as to what kind of drama might've led to this?
I'll continue to hypothesize that it's out of sheer desperation on Disney's part to have anything SW-related to be a hit with as many fans as possible given the overall lack of success seen by the ST and Galaxy's Edge. Anything SW-related needs appeal outside of Disney+ subscribers in order to have sustained acceptance and success (such as the Baby Yoda memes coming from The Mandalorian). Disney keeping new SW content exclusively inside its Disney+ hugbox simply isn't sustainable long-term.

Also I wonder if Ahmed Best will ever use his Jar Jar voice while on the show... He's the host you know.
I wonder if this is intended to throw him a bone that makes up for the suicidal thoughts and (alleged?) online bullying he reportedly suffered because of his portrayal of Jar Jar. As much as I hope this role works out for Ahmed, I'd hope he didn't take it personally if the show flops or otherwise fails for reasons outside his control.
 
If I were to say 1 positive thing about the current handling of the Star Wars liscense is that its given me a newfound appreciation for everything that came before/ This thread is to discuss all Star Wars related media before the Disney buyout, the good, the bad, and the autistic.
 
I think Disney is trying to do all it can to keep from releasing more episodes of Clone Wars. They were originally content to abruptly end it after five seasons even if the season five finale arc was a bit messed up in terms of a grand finale. To placate fans, they released "Season Six" aka "The Lost Missions" and turned certain episodes into a story (Dark Disciple). Disney, for whatever reason, further fueled fans desires to #FinishTheCloneWars by teasing some of what was in the episodes never released -- namely Ahsoka's new male love interest. Eventually, they decided to release the last dozen episodes intended to finally bridge the gap between Season 5 (plus extras) and Revenge of the Sith. For woke reasons yet to be revealed, they scrapped the male love interest for a couple of danger-haired sisters even though it meant (1) they denied an Asian voice actor his chance to be part of the franchise, and (2) They reworked the arcs that even a number of diehard fans disliked the changes that made those episodes largely blah and largely pointless to the dozen of new episodes and the overall plot.

It's possible Disney could capitulate and release more, but I doubt it for two main reasons:
  • I believe many diehard fans used #CloneWarsComplete once this last batch of episodes aired, indicating their pleasure with seeing the show wrap up with it's re-imagined version of the Siege of Mandalore/Order 66.
  • Any additional episodes Disney might release would be pointless now that they've already aired the show's ultimate ending. Normally, filling in the gaps can be successful, but Disney can't be trusted to do this properly or effectively, so why should they bother?


I'll continue to hypothesize that it's out of sheer desperation on Disney's part to have anything SW-related to be a hit with as many fans as possible given the overall lack of success seen by the ST and Galaxy's Edge. Anything SW-related needs appeal outside of Disney+ subscribers in order to have sustained acceptance and success (such as the Baby Yoda memes coming from The Mandalorian). Disney keeping new SW content exclusively inside its Disney+ hugbox simply isn't sustainable long-term.


I wonder if this is intended to throw him a bone that makes up for the suicidal thoughts and (alleged?) online bullying he reportedly suffered because of his portrayal of Jar Jar. As much as I hope this role works out for Ahmed, I'd hope he didn't take it personally if the show flops or otherwise fails for reasons outside his control.
There's also the fact that Filoni Wars is way too expensive for Disney to handle. George practically wasted a mil and more with most episodes (its no surprise Underworld hardly had much of a budget left for it to get produced). Disney could never afford to keep that up for a whole season, and it shows how cheaper these last episodes were since a lot of background characters this time around were all the same 8 recycled models, 4 of which were one time characters from the show's original run recolored several times, and 4 other ones based on old Kenner alien figures which were also recolored. Its the same shit they pulled with Aladdin's Rebels which was even more cheaply done, hence why the majority of that shitshow only ever took place on just 1 or 3 towns planets akin to Sonic fucking Boom.
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In short, Disney is way too cheap to actually bother with making a new set of Filoni Wars seasons. FYI the hat covering eyes was done so people wouldn't be able to tell that it was annoyingly obvious that they were recycling the same imperial officer over and over again. The cast above is pretty much the entirety of Aladdin's background characters, in contrast to Filoni Wars having almost 30 or more re-usable background characters while contributing even larger sets and planets. Then again if George hadn't splurged so much on the mess that was Filoni Wars, he might not have needed to sell in the first place.

Also I find it amusing Disney's thrown Ahmed a bone now despite throwing him and Jar Jar under the bus even harder after they bought SW (to levels not seen since Star Wars Tales #20), to the point where they even made more shit disgracing Jar Jar which resulted in even more fans mocking the whole shebang until TLJ came along where everyone suddenly did a 180 on Jar Jar and prequel haters despite Disney loyalists keeping that flame alive until that point (case in point jackasses like Dobson or MovieBlob).
 
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I just watched many videos from a german guy who sells Lego. He talks in depth about Star Wars sets.

The reason Star Wars Lego doesn't sell well is because of the dogshit quality and because it's really expensive. Even sets from the old movies are expensive garbage. Yes I know, new movies bad blah blah but that's not the actual reason.

For example he build a set with an AT-ST & Captain Phasma and said it's the worst SW set so far. It costs 60 €, the AT-ST has missing parts, can only stand in 1 position or otherwise can fall down, the device which transports Phasma onto the AT-ST isn't even high enough to reach the top (!) and so on.

Even if you don't understand the language you can clearly see that it's trash.

Then he build the Star Destroyer set for 700 € and the inside is a colorful mess because Lego couldn't be arsed to make sure all bricks had the right color.

Jump to 19:40 to see the horror inside. Again this shit costs 700€!

No wonder why people won't buy Lego Star Wars.
 
Hayden Christensen and Jake Lloyd didn't deserve the hate, Ewan McGregor was a fantastic casting choice, the politics in the prequels weren't that bad, and episode 3 was unironically good. Also the memes are still fucking funny
 
I thought expanding on the clone wars was really fucking cool, cause it opens up the universe for so many stories during the war, like what we see on those clone war cartoons, and books made during it, and it really gave more breathing room for the series.

Plus the droids and clones were cool, fight me
 
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