Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

inally, it seems Disney made a fucking jedi gameshow which will be premiering in a few days.
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And its fucking "canon".
Seriously this shit's premiering in a few days and I don't think anyone's heard a damn thing about this. Wtf is Disney advertising even doing?
Maybe they're keeping their expectations low because of how badly Galaxy's Edge flopped and the fact less people are consuming content during the ongoing COVID-19 stuff. 🤷‍♂️

The game show idea is sadly the best one Disney has had in years.

The only retardation involved is their desire to link it into canon at all, when it could at best just be more like this: winners of the game show are inducted as Jedi noted during the Times of Peace in the Republic, under their master the host. It would be less intrusive and be one of a variety of cool ass prizes you win on there.
Yeah, linking what appears to be a live-action, SW-themed game show to canon is silly and makes no sense. It would be like us coming up with Bowling for Lightsabers 🎳 hosted by @GeneralFriendliness and declaring it canon. Disney seems to not get that these are the type of things that don't necessarily have to be, nor should be, part of the fandom's canon. "Everything is canon" has only made more of a mess of the franchise than the original EU ever did.

Given Disney's track record of what they've delivered versus what they've promised, I can't see this being too successful on a long-term basis even if the idea has potential. If Disney did their homework and researched other people that host themed game shows to see what works -- such as the guy known as "Greggo" who travels to various cons across the US and hosts old/80's games shows that feature appropriately-themed questions and prizes -- just maybe there would be more confidence in Jedi Temple Challenge's viability.
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Bringing the PT slapfight from RLM back to here. Needless to say, a lot of this I'm going to skip over as it's very thin, or so vague it's barely provable.

which puts him at odds with his ostensible allies

Literally not true, Qui-Gon gets everything he requests in the movie with nobody ever opposing him except the villains (aka, not his allies). The most "fight" he has is with the Jedi council and they still give in to his wishes by the end of the movie.

and goes out of his way to help the down-trodden and weak, although he's not above a little trickery if he believes that the cause is sufficiently important

Yeah, that's why he... leaves mama Skywalker in slavery and doesn't just go ahead and take Shmi with him. He doesn't even go out of his way to help Jar Jar but only "helps" because Jar Jar can aid Qui-Gon at the time.

is held back by his doubts and fears

Doubt of what? Fear of what? Obi-wan is snarky and confident from the start of the movie to the end.

Despite possessing great physical courage, to the point of being almost completely fearless

See? First you say he's held back by fears, then you say he's almost completely fearless. You can't even keep his characterization consistent.

he finds the prospect of thinking for himself extremely intimidating, and when faced with a problem usually reverts to parroting authority figures rather than trying to apply his knowledge and experience contextually to the situation at hand.

This is literally invented whole cloth out of nothing.

often shrugs off trouble with a wry grin and a sarcastic quip

AGAIN, "held back by doubts and fears" or shrugging off trouble? You have to pick one.

coming off as stern and unsympathetic

Now we go from "wry grin and sarcastic quip" to "stern." Again, a contradiction.

This inability to "think outside the box," and stop trying to judge an unpredictable, complicated universe through the medium of a simplistic, received formula will eventually and inevitably shape him into the unwitting catalyst for a vast tragedy.

Again, completely not true and that you couldn't even get through it without contradicting itself proves just how much the characterization is invented by your own mind than supported by anything in the actual text of the film.

Character 3: This character is isolated and sad.

lol A head of state, surrounded by attendants, advisors, and more, is "isolated." Now I'm wondering if you actually watched the movie.

behind an elaborate dance of deception. Consequently, she has become skeptical and cunning, concocting ruses to allow her to move freely and observe without being observed.

Oh wait you're serious? Let me laugh even harder.

Body doubles are not "elaborate deception," they are literally one of the oldest efforts rulers have used to protect themselves for ages. It's a basic switch.

Growing more and more dissatisfied with her inability to act for the greater good through her public persona, she eventually drops the act altogether and rallies allies to her side through her personal courage and humility, resulting in a great victory for her cause. Unbeknownst to her, however, her sincerity, earnestness and purity of intent ironically serve to enable a far greater evil than the one that she stood up to oppose in the first place.

This is a PLOT SUMMARY. It does not describe a CHARACTER, just their actions and outcomes.

Just because a film is objectively bad, doesn't mean you can't enjoy it - even unironically. I enjoy plenty of stuff that I can admit aren't the best films - maybe even bad ones. It's fine. I enjoy Rogue One and its story about a heroic Robot getting shit done, but the characters in that are every bit as thinly sketched as the Prequels - the most you can say is that they at least gave the actors SOME room to put in a performance, but just barely.
 
(I'll never understand the urge to watch the same movie over a hundreds times or more if possible since it only takes away the charm if you memorize it to a perfect tee).
The Princess Bride finds this idea inconceivable.

The only retardation involved is their desire to link it into canon at all, when it could at best just be more like this: winners of the game show are inducted as Jedi noted during the Times of Peace in the Republic, under their master the host. It would be less intrusive and be one of a variety of cool ass prizes you win on there.

They really shouldn't have done that, but I do agree with you that a kid version of "ninja warrior" would be awesome and I would have eaten up this kind of show back in my day (aka 4 years ago when I was 15 min off the assembly line).

The one way this could have worked is if Disney went the "Legacy" route with their sequel trilogy and put it in the far future - so far in the future the Jedi are more remembered as a "brand" than any kind of real philosophy.

Then you could have had an interesting examination in the trilogy about the commercialization of culture, the commodification of tradition, and the efforts to restore something to its proper history and place in society. I mean just imagine after the midiclorians debacle, if the ST leaned into it and you had the Force turned into drugs where people could inject themselves with, turning them into Jedi/Sith for a time. So then Rey, the true blue Jedi who earned her power the legit way, has to take on all these posers.

Hm. Can't imagine why anything in the previous paragraph wasn't used by Disney...
 
I mean disney itself was too retarded to copy the mcu when star wars is probably the fucking easiest IP to do it with that has huge established fanbase. all you had to do is plan ahead and not be absolute shit in almost every department.

In theory, the Star Wars universe is full of countless planets and worlds that they can explore and beings they can meet. They can definitely sustain one or two movies a year if they really tried.

But they're always sticking to the same plots and characters. That is why their fanbase never grew outside of the developed markets when the OT and prequels came out (Europe/Anglosphere/Japan). Force Awakens could've been a chance to truly start a new and get more people reeled in, but if they weren't already fans of the previous movies or the weren't interested in the hype after Force Awakens, they weren't going to be seeing in future instalments, as shown by the decreasing overseas box office.
 
Needless to say, a lot of this I'm going to skip over as it's very thin, or so vague it's barely provable.
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Literally not true Qui-Gon gets everything he requests in the movie with nobody ever opposing him except the villains (aka, not his allies). The most "fight" he has is with the Jedi council and they still give in to his wishes by the end of the movie.
None of that violates the concept of being "at odds" with someone. Anakin and Mace are at odds with each other in ROTS when Mace announces that "[Anakin is] on the Council, but we do not grant [him] the rank of Master. Try to make your counter-arguments less dependent on twisting the meaning of words.

Yeah, that's why he... leaves mama Skywalker in slavery and doesn't just go ahead and take Shmi with him.
Qui-Gon tried to bargain for Shmi's release, but Watto was pretty adamantly set against it. Qui-Gon can't use Force-Persuasion on the little twerp, he doesn't want to attract the attention of the Hutts who run Tattooine, trying to abscond with Shmi has a good chance of resulting in Watto detonating the implanted bomblet in her skull and even Qui-Gon isn't so much of a renegade against Jedi orthodoxy as to just kill Watto outright in the name of expediency.

He doesn't even go out of his way to help Jar Jar but only "helps" because Jar Jar can aid Qui-Gon at the time.
Not true. Qui-Gon brings Jar-Jar along because Boss Nass threatened to punish the poor dope in some unspecified but implied-to-be-unpleasant fashion. Qui-Gon then allows him to tag along throughout the whole adventure, only relinquishing him back into the Gungans' custody when Boss Nass has become much more favorably-disposed towards Jar-Jar.

Doubt of what? Fear of what?
His ability to act without having having the Jedi Council map it out for him in advance.

Obi-wan is snarky and confident from the start of the movie to the end.
He is, where physical action is concerned. Anything that involves straying from the path appointed by the Jedi Council inspires uncertainty and fear in him.

See? First you say he's held back by fears, then you say he's almost completely fearless. You can't even keep his characterization consistent.
Come now, it's not even out of the ordinary in real life for a given person to be confident, masterful and untroubled in one area of endeavor, and nervous, uncertain and/or fearful in a different one. Perhaps you really are a robot and this is an aspect of the human experience that is completely unknown to you. 🤔

This is literally invented whole cloth out of nothing.
Qui-Gon: Don’t center on your anxieties, Obi-Wan. Keep your concentration here and now, where it belongs.

Obi-Wan: But Master Yoda said I should be mindful of the future.

Qui-Gon: But not at the expense of the moment.

AGAIN, "held back by doubts and fears" or shrugging off trouble? You have to pick one.
No, I don't, actually. The film itself constantly juxtaposes Obi-Wan's physical fearlessness with his intellectual/doctrinal nervousness (the excerpt of dialogue I've posted immediately above has Qui-Gon explicitly calling attention to Obi-Wan's "anxieties", even). You have to stop pretending that this represents some sort of contradiction or mistake, rather than a very deliberate insight into Obi-Wan's character.

Now we go from "wry grin and sarcastic quip" to "stern." Again, a contradiction.
No. Despite the ready humor, there is nonetheless a sternness to Obi-Wan's character that comes into view from time to time, such as when he expresses displeasure at Qui-Gon's (apparently long-established) habit of taking in "pathetic lifeforms," and again when he urges Qui-Gon to leave Jar-Jar at Boss Nass's questionable mercy in Oto Gungah. It's clear that he favors expediency and putting the mission first, above and beyond random acts of mercy (which can be seen again in AOTC and ROTS, noticeably when he chews out Anakin for wanting to to go back and help Padme/Oddball's squadron of ARC-170 fighters, respectively).

Again, completely not true and that you couldn't even get through it without contradicting itself proves just how much the characterization is invented by your own mind than supported by anything in the actual text of the film.
You don't seem to understand what contradiction is. You also don't appear to be terribly familiar with the text of the film, given, to cite merely one example, your expectation that Qui-Gon could simply have waltzed off of Tattooine with Shmi Skywalker under his arm, all of the textual roadblocks that Lucas throws up in the way of this idea notwithstanding.

A head of state, surrounded by attendants, advisors, and more, is "isolated." Now I'm wondering if you actually watched the movie.
Have you never heard the expression "it's lonely at the top"? It's pretty clear that a feeling of isolation is something that Padme grapples with. One of the first shots of her in the film has her standing alone by a window, sadly and helplessly watching the Trade Federation army march into Theed. Palpatine later manages to convince her that Chancellor Valorum (who has stuck his neck out for Naboo by secretly sending Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan to try and scare off the Trade Federation in the first place) is too weak and/or corrupt to help her, but he actually ends up playing on her feelings of being cut off and friendless just a little bit too well, because she basically then decides that if no one in the Senate is going to help Naboo in the immediate future, she might as well go back and fight the Trade Federation herself, which results in the one time in the entire saga in which Palpatine actually panics (prior to Vader chucking him down the DSII's reactor shaft).

Oh wait you're serious? Let me laugh even harder.

Body doubles are not "elaborate deception," they are literally one of the oldest efforts rulers have used to protect themselves for ages. It's a basic switch.
My dear beskar'ad, the "elaborate dance of deception" refers to the public persona of Padme Amidala, Queen of the Naboo, with its enormous, imposing costumes, rigidly formal speech, doll-like makeup and other examples of artifice. The queen's body doubles, on the other hand, are "ruses to allow her to move freely and observe without being observed."

But you should have been concentrating on trying to demonstrate that Padme does not show skepticism and some degree of cunning, rather than splitting hairs over the proper definition of "elaborate."

This is a PLOT SUMMARY. It does not describe a CHARACTER, just their actions and outcomes.
Take it up with @RomanesEuntDomus. I'm copying his application of the "Plinkett" test to Luke Skywalker and Han Solo.

Just because a film is objectively bad, doesn't mean you can't enjoy it - even unironically. I enjoy plenty of stuff that I can admit aren't the best films - maybe even bad ones. It's fine. I enjoy Rogue One and its story about a heroic Robot getting shit done, but the characters in that are every bit as thinly sketched as the Prequels - the most you can say is that they at least gave the actors SOME room to put in a performance, but just barely.
I disagree, and I think that the examples and supporting arguments that I've given here make a good case for that disagreement.
 
The game show idea is sadly the best one Disney has had in years.

The only retardation involved is their desire to link it into canon at all, when it could at best just be more like this: winners of the game show are inducted as Jedi noted during the Times of Peace in the Republic, under their master the host. It would be less intrusive and be one of a variety of cool ass prizes you win on there.

You can even have spin-offs, where you have one for the sith, where only the two can rule in a double-dare style mix of lore and training. The winner of the previous game is the "master" and the last contestant after weedouts is the apprentice. Then the apprentice and master duke it out and the winner must pick from new acolytes for the next round/season. Winner gets cool ass prizes and an entry in the Sith lore as one of the Darths (named by themselves within reason).

Also a bounty hunter show too for those people more in the mood for that thing, with obstacle courses, a target ring, and even a hunt for specific people where the winner gets the reward.

Cheap and shockingly effective. I'm legit shocked they accidentally shat out a good idea. Whether or not it works, I'm doubtful on, but it is actually a good idea.
True enough, but considering Disney's track record, this will either be a disaster, okay, average to mediocre, or start off good then turn into irredeemable shit. And again I have to wonder about bizarre choice of making this part of nuCanon. I mean why even go there? Why go through this shit and then do it to miss out on the chance of using characters who are actually popular for your show like 3PO and R2? Instead using donut steal clones. The concept in terms of Legends of the Forbidden Temple meets Star Wars is a good one, but can they pull it off? Especially in the long term? They give me little reason to trust them. But this might be the only non-retarded idea they've had in the last six years without counting the retarded notion of wanting this to be a part of canon. I'm more eager to see as to what kind of clusterfuck this will become for Wookieepedo.

The Princess Bride finds this idea inconceivable.



They really shouldn't have done that, but I do agree with you that a kid version of "ninja warrior" would be awesome and I would have eaten up this kind of show back in my day (aka 4 years ago when I was 15 min off the assembly line).

The one way this could have worked is if Disney went the "Legacy" route with their sequel trilogy and put it in the far future - so far in the future the Jedi are more remembered as a "brand" than any kind of real philosophy.

Then you could have had an interesting examination in the trilogy about the commercialization of culture, the commodification of tradition, and the efforts to restore something to its proper history and place in society. I mean just imagine after the midiclorians debacle, if the ST leaned into it and you had the Force turned into drugs where people could inject themselves with, turning them into Jedi/Sith for a time. So then Rey, the true blue Jedi who earned her power the legit way, has to take on all these posers.

Hm. Can't imagine why anything in the previous paragraph wasn't used by Disney...
Watching a film 14 times a day for 2 weeks straight and then bragging about it as some sort of exceptional badge of honor is not what I would consider to be healthy nor "inconceivable". You underestimate how obsessive these people can be.

And yes, I fully agree, like I said before, Disney's best bet would've been to go the Legacy route and have their godforsaken era take place as far into the future as possible, giving them full creative freedom, not alienating old fans, attracting new ones and JJ asslickers, and actually allowing for everything that came before them to be considered apocrypha yet applicable while honoring the past legacies instead of shitting all over them for the sake of their awful OCs.
Hm. Can't imagine why anything in the previous paragraph wasn't used by Disney...
Gee, its as if they're a pompous and incompetent children's animation company that got too big for their britches and is only capable of limited thinking within the self-contained boundaries of lazy statistics, sociopolitical trends and mindless recycled formulas, all of which will become dated in no time.
Also RO would've been better off being the story of a lone enslaved droid seeking to murder all humans but ends up helping Kyle Katarn against his will and swears vengeance upon all meatbags, unleashing a whole new field of storytelling for the murder of all humans for the sake of droid supremacy that would make IG-88 proud as an unforgettable alliance of metallic evil against meatbags is forged and unleashed upon the galaxy.
 
Also RO would've been better off being the story of a lone enslaved droid seeking to murder all humans but ends up helping Kyle Katarn against his will and swears vengeance upon all meatbags, unleashing a whole new field of storytelling for the murder of all humans for the sake of droid supremacy that would make IG-88 proud as an unforgettable alliance of metallic evil against meatbags is forged and unleashed upon the galaxy.
Please do not mention Kyle Katarn in any sort of "nu-canon" context. Disney has plenty of terrible ideas of their own, nobody on here should give them any more, even unintentionally. Seriously, if they get their hooks into Kyle and his pals I am going to be most upset.
 
Please do not mention Kyle Katarn in any sort of "nu-canon" context. Disney has plenty of terrible ideas of their own, nobody on here should give them any more, even unintentionally. Seriously, if they get their hooks into Kyle and his pals I am going to be most upset.
They replaced him with some other donut steal but I'm sure they'll get their mitts on him eventually like they did the other video game protags like Dash Rendar and Revan. You know Revan is probably going to be retconned into being a High Republic character.
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Probably one of these.
 
They replaced him with some other donut steal but I'm sure they'll get their mitts on him eventually like they did the other video game protags like Dash Rendar and Revan. You know Revan is probably going to be retconned into being a High Republic character.
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Probably one of these.

I don't know what's worse: this or the fact a Star Wars game show exists. Damn it, Disney.
 
I don't know what's worse: this or the fact a Star Wars game show exists. Damn it, Disney.
They could have just let a perfectly decent pulpy sci-fi franchise rest peacefully, but nooooo...they HAD to break out the necromancy and shit.
 
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In theory, the Star Wars universe is full of countless planets and worlds that they can explore and beings they can meet. They can definitely sustain one or two movies a year if they really tried.

I don't agree with Rich Evans here. Star Wars is not "very limited." I believe you could take literally every film and TV show ever made, from Buster Keaton's The General to Casablanca to Apollo 13 and tell the same story in a Star Wars film, like how Classic Star Trek invented Romulans to lift the plot of Enemy Below. There is no reason short of basic inability to make good films keeping them from pumping out these side stories until the heat death of the known universe.
 
They replaced him with some other donut steal but I'm sure they'll get their mitts on him eventually like they did the other video game protags like Dash Rendar and Revan. You know Revan is probably going to be retconned into being a High Republic character.
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Probably one of these.

I've already seen a number of nuWars speds making an argument for Handicapped Female Black Trans Furry Revan being possible in whatever form of media Disney's rumored to rape KOTOR through, be it movie, show or game, despite SWTOR and his book clearly establishing him otherwise.
 
I explicitly criticized the "Plinkett" test in my previous post for relying solely on spoken description in defiance of the fact that cinema is a mixed medium
In this regard, I disagree with Flexo, since the test isn't holding back on using the visual aspects of a character since it's a (supposedly) speech-based test. As I said, it is a means to see if you can describe a character in vague terms and still make it understandable who they are.

You mean it does, don't you?
There seems to be a misunderstanding on your part.
The test doesn't forbid the use of names and professions cause the test says they are irrelevant. The test forbids them to act as a test to see how well-written a character is, by not relying on references to the character directly.
Think of it as a guessing game, where the challenge is to not use certain key words.
"Guess which character I am talking about: He's named Han Solo and he's flying the Falcon..." doesn't really make much sense now, does it?
By only describing the personality, you can tell how much of them is a personality and how much is just them doing stuff (aka: are they a character or mere plot device).

I know that you're talking about Luke and Han, respectively, because this discussion is implicitly-to-explicitly concerned with Star Wars. However, the naive, dreamy hero and the selfish rogue with a heart of gold are pretty widely-distributed archetypes in fiction and as such not hugely useful in describing specific characters without additional detail or context.
So what? This isn't about how unique these characters are in the entire corpus of human fiction throughout times eternal. It is about whether these characters have defined and established personalities and how "deep" their personalities are. The more you can say about a character, the easier it is to identify him and the more aspects of his personality come out on screen.

By the same token, there's no real need to omit the character's occupation. It's not going to add or detract anything if you say "this character is a soldier who (blah-blah-blah)."
And these one-word descriptions would leave out many aspects about these characters and their growth - especially Han and Luke.
Meanwhile we have the prequel characters who are pretty generic and thus boring. Qui Gon and Obi Wan have a very generic Master-Apprentice relationship that mostly forms their personalities.

In your longer descriptions, you have a wild mix of stuff that's easily seen in the movies (mostly very generic stuff that is covered by the Master-Apprentice setup of two characters), but the vast majority are interpretations and extrapolations based on very vague and shakey grounds. Flexo has adressed these, so I see no need to go into too much detail, but I want to adress a few things. You say Qui Gon goes out of his way to help down-trodden and weak beings... but in the movie he forces Jar Jar to take him to the Gungan City, even though he was just told that a severe punishment awaits Jar Jar if he goes there, still he presses him into doing it.
About Obi Wan you have this to say: "he finds the prospect of thinking for himself extremely intimidating, and when faced with a problem usually reverts to parroting auhority figures". That is a pretty great example of you just pulling this stuff out of your ass. Obi Wan quoted Yoda once, therefore he must be afraid of thinking for himself? This is ridiculous.
If anything, that serves as just another aspect of the Master-Apprentice setup of Qui Gon and Obi Wan - and you can see, I can boil down two characters' personality almost in its entirety to this very basic notion of dichotomy. The implicit behaviour of a Master, who by definition is experiences and by extension should be calm, paired up with an apprentice, that by definition is inexperienced and thus lacks the perspective of the Master. So yeah. I can sum up both these guys with one word each and lose barely anything of their personalities. Can I do the same with Luke? He starts out as naive, but matures over the first movie. Han has the biggest scope of changes, from a smuggler that's only out for himself to someone who fights for the greater good and cares about others. Can you sum that up with one word? Sure, but you'll lose many of their additional traits - and I simply can't say that about the prequels.

The OT characters aren't reiniventing the wheel, but they have a nice and sufficient level of depth to them.
The PT characters aren't automatons devoid of personality, but they are significantly more shallow and unless one starts to dig deep into the movies, most of these traits are pretty much nonexistent or have to be invented and loosely based on wild interpretations and inventions.

A casual viewer will be able to describe Han Solo in much detail and make him stand out. A casual viewer of the PT will not be able to do the same. Hence the Plinkett Test.
You can come up with longwinded descriptions for PT characters, too, if you simply repeat generic traits of, say, the Master-archetype and use different terms with similar meaning. And you can increase wordcount by coming up with stuff that -frankly- just isn't in the movies at all, it's just you filling in the blanks of bland characterization. It's the "why no one ever used the 'Holdo Maneuver' before" debate in a different suit. Which leads me to my next point:

Qui-Gon: Don’t center on your anxieties, Obi-Wan. Keep your concentration here and now, where it belongs.

Obi-Wan: But Master Yoda said I should be mindful of the future.

Qui-Gon: But not at the expense of the moment.
We've seen how you read this. Now here's my take:
Obi Wan lacks experience and perspective, therefore he has to use quotes from his "teacher", since he has nothing else to rely on. This can be summed up neatly as "rookie" or "apprentice".

The problem with your personal interpretation and extrapolation of character traits based on singular lines of dialogues or badly written comedy means that anyone else can take the very same scene and come to a completely different conclusion and it will be just as valid, even if it's the polar opposite.
Here's another, equally valid point: Obi Wan is a punk who dislikes immediate authority and who glorifies Jedi Masters like they were Rock stars. He is forced to play nice to his immediate superior (ie: Qui Gon), cause he needs to play nice to join the Jedi high council as quickly as possible and that means he has to suck up to his masters. Secretly, he can't await becoming a Jedi Master. When Qui Gon dies, Obi Wan screams in anguish, cause he thinks it severely reduces his chance of a quick promotion. And every scene where he doesn't immediatly agrees with Qui Gon is prove of the correctness of this theory.

Hey, how about this one: Obi Wan is a masterful accountant, thus he can analyze numbers very neatly and quickly. In his youth, he was also into biology, that's why he could analyze the blood sample of Anakin within seconds, even though this would usually take much longer.
Did I mention this is not in lieu of, but rather on top of "Obi Wan the Punk" in the paragraph above? He's the punky accountant of Jedi Masters and this contrast between the two aspects just highlights the subtle and rich nature of the prequels' character writing.

Let's add something else: Obi Wan is a dweebish nerd who does everything by the book, who is socially awkward and he is also a shut-in misanthrope, who only wants to play video games and who overcame a deathstik addiction in his youth. He's into bestiality too. As nerd, he's very knowledgable and wise, wiser than even his master Qui Gon, easily outshining him with his brilliant use of quotes from great thinkers and philosophers of the Jedi. But since he's socially awkward, he's not going to correct his superior.

If any of this can't be proven with footage from the movie, I'll call the writing of the prequels "subtle". If anything of this is contradicted by another claim, I'll call the writing of the prequels "complex". The first paragraph is easily proven by stuff in the movie. The second one is a lot more shakey and requires a lot of bending stuff to fit my narrative (but hey, that just means the writing is "subtle and complex", remember?). The third is unmitigated horseshit, but as long as I can point at one sylable of dialogue that I can claim is Obi Wan being a dweeb, it means it must be correct.

This is the weakness in your argument, you declare something beyond questioning and come up with an armlentgh of text that you compiled out of your wishes for what you want to see in the characterization. I can do the same and come to an equally valid conclusion that is nothing like what you came up with.

To put it flatly: You might be able to condense Han Solo down to "Rogue with a heart of gold" (and lose much of his essence in the process), but at least that's "rogue with special qualifier", whereas I can sum up Qui Gon and Obi Wan AND their relationship with three words: "Master and Apprentice" (without losing much of their characters or essence).

Have you never heard the expression "it's lonely at the top"?
Have you ever heard the expression: "You just pulled that isolation aspect straight from your ass and there is nothing in the movie to back up this claim"?
I think it was pointed out a few times by now, so the answer is yes.
I don't agree with Rich Evans here. Star Wars is not "very limited." I believe you could take literally every film and TV show ever made, from Buster Keaton's The General to Casablanca to Apollo 13 and tell the same story in a Star Wars film, like how Classic Star Trek invented Romulans to lift the plot of Enemy Below. There is no reason short of basic inability to make good films keeping them from pumping out these side stories until the heat death of the known universe.
I think he doesn't mean that Star Wars is a limited world, but rather that stories within Star Wars are severly limited cause they need to have the force, TIE Fighters, X-Wings and so on. It's not so much that you can't come up with a show or movie that's free of that stuff, but it is very unlikely that such a show would carry the appeal of Star Wars very well and thus no one would want to make it.
To use the appeal of Star Wars, you need a few iconic things from Star Wars and that limits the potential stuff that is made...

For instance, have a story set on a random planet, featuring purely non-jedi characters, completely devoid of Force shenanigans, without iconic spaceships and so on . . . why make this show Star Wars? It would be like making a Star Trek show and turning Picard into a loser and Starfleet into white human supremacists.
 
For instance, have a story set on a random planet, featuring purely non-jedi characters, completely devoid of Force shenanigans, without iconic spaceships and so on . . . why make this show Star Wars? It would be like making a Star Trek show and turning Picard into a loser and Starfleet into white human supremacists.

No, because Picard violates explicit canon, while there is nothing in Star Wars canon that would prevent a film about Mac D'Fogh, Tough Private Eye working the mean streets of Coruscant. Star Wars House of White could easily use the Empire instead of Nazis.

For that matter, nobody suggested "purely non-jedi characters, completely devoid of Force shenanigans, without iconic spaceships."
 
For that matter, nobody suggested "purely non-jedi characters, completely devoid of Force shenanigans, without iconic spaceships."
It is what Rich means (at least the way I understand it) when he says that Star Wars is limited. Have a show or movie set in Star Wars, you will end up having iconic things of the past and that gets boring quickly. You could make a show about something completely different and it could work out, but anyone who owns the rights would rather cram references to past glory into the project to take advantage... but eventually, that would become old, too, since at some point, there will always be a TIE Fighter screaming through the air with its familiar sound.

I don't completely agree with Rich, I see why SW is less open to new stuff than Marvel. Every Marvel hero is a different character with a different backstory. Almost all SW media contains SW-typical stuff. I doubt that this is problem of such size that it can't be overcome. Good stories will carry a show, even if we see the umpteenth time how a TIE-Fighter is shot down by an X-Wing, so to speak.
 
Please do not mention Kyle Katarn in any sort of "nu-canon" context. Disney has plenty of terrible ideas of their own, nobody on here should give them any more, even unintentionally. Seriously, if they get their hooks into Kyle and his pals I am going to be most upset.
Even if someone were to bring back Kyle Katarn into the Nu-Canon with earnest intentions (and that's a big "if"), they'd need to either omit Jan Ors or change her voice actor, since her original VA in the games already played the Twi'lek character Hera in the Space Aladdin TV Series.

...who, coincidentally, is my favorite character on that show for that reason, among others.

It is what Rich means (at least the way I understand it) when he says that Star Wars is limited. Have a show or movie set in Star Wars, you will end up having iconic things of the past and that gets boring quickly. You could make a show about something completely different and it could work out, but anyone who owns the rights would rather cram references to past glory into the project to take advantage... but eventually, that would become old, too, since at some point, there will always be a TIE Fighter screaming through the air with its familiar sound.

I don't completely agree with Rich, I see why SW is less open to new stuff than Marvel. Every Marvel hero is a different character with a different backstory. Almost all SW media contains SW-typical stuff. I doubt that this is problem of such size that it can't be overcome. Good stories will carry a show, even if we see the umpteenth time how a TIE-Fighter is shot down by an X-Wing, so to speak.
I don't remember if it was Rich Evans or someone else on RLM, but I remember someone among their ranks saying that making more stories beyond the OT would be the equivalent of making an Expanded Universe out of Back To The Future, and that Star Wars narratively doesn't work beyond the whole "Rebels vs Empire" conflict of the original films, with everything beyond that being excessive overkill.

So if you like KOTOR or the X-Wing novels or the Legacy comics, congratulations. If RLM was running the brand, that shit would never come to fruition. Because only "muh OT" is worthy of existing.
 
So if you like KOTOR or the X-Wing novels or the Legacy comics, congratulations.
I don't. I've never watched anything besides the movies and I never read a single novel or comic and never played a Star Wars videogame to completion. I also feel this is besides the point for me personally, since that is the part of what Rich Evans said that I disagree with, as I said. He thinks it can't work period, I think it could, but anyone paying a couple billion dollars to obtain SW rights will shove X-Wings and Stormtroopers into any project to get the most out of the license.
 
What unholy essence from Hell have I unleashed by showing that comic to the world...?
I'm shocked that comic wasn't drawn by some random fujo they found off of Tumblr or Deviantart.
And its fucking "canon". I honestly shouldn't be surprised considering the state of Disney's films, DEU and their pathetic story group, as well as the fact that Disney even considers Lego shit canon (despite what Wookieepedo claims), but a fucking gameshow? In an age where the jedi are actually extinct? What the fuck is even happening? It will also have a 3PO and R2 donut steals as the hosts of the show rather than the genuine articles or even that BB-8 turd. Is there something going on here? Does Disney actually own these characters or not?
Holy shit, next they'll say the Jedi Training Academy show/event they used to run at the theme parks is canon, too, including every single kid who participated now being an official Star Wars character.
 
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