💼 Careercow Andrew Dobson (aka Tom Preston)

[skeletonfucker]

Gotcha covered on that one. This includes some classic Dobson: "the hate, the anger, and the desire to kill all my classmates." You're right though, he doesn't give much info as to why he was banned from the bus.

This started playing in my head while I was reading this:

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[Chan the Wizard]

I really want to know what Dobby's nickname was in high school.

"geniunely" talented people. Whatever helps you sleep at night, Dobbybear.

 

[Ecto-1A]

Or, his nickname would be Sir Inflate-A-Lot in high school.

 

[AnOminous]

Somehow I am not surprised that Dobson was terrible at maths. That's a subject that requires a little more than minimum effort to pass.

Well, there is a minimum effort necessary to pass. You just need to be good at math to figure out what the minimum is and do that. Poor Dobby.

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

I really want to know what Dobby's nickname was in high school.

"geniunely" talented people. Whatever helps you sleep at night, Dobbybear.

It doesn't surprise me at all that he's one of those people who believes athletics requires nothing more than the right genes.

Really that entire journal entry ticks like, every single box for the stereotype he is.

 

[Wulfgar Von Heltzer]

Also holy shit, I just realized that journal says he was banned from buses since KINDERGARTEN, and yet, all the way to high school, he was still banned from them. What the fuckity fuck could he have possibly done to warrant what seems to have been a lifetime ban from schoolbuses?

 

[Adamska]

Also holy shit, I just realized that journal says he was banned from buses since KINDERGARTEN, and yet, all the way to high school, he was still banned from them. What the fuckity fuck could he have possibly done to warrant what seems to have been a lifetime ban from schoolbuses?

Tantrum over and over again because some kids were mean to him this one time is my guess.

 

[Smokey]

He has to see the irony, that's why he's posting this. Right?

 

[Ecto-1A]

Could be, I think he wants a sex change to be a woman.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Well, by comparison he'd make Wu look like a biological woman. Like when an ugly chick hangs around with an uglier chick to make herself look hotter.

 

[The I Scream Man]

Tantrum over and over again because some kids were mean to him this one time is my guess.

Story time: when I was a 5'11" 10-year-old and went banana sandwich on a kid on the bus so bad it broke two of those big ass retaining bolts on a bus seat I didn't even get banned for a full month. I can only imagine what he did to earn a forever ban on the school bus system.

I didn't even hurt that kid that bad, I was 10 and my idea of fighting was "flail wildly in all directions until we're both exhausted" (honestly I think he hurt me worse, I distinctly remember a big ass black eye lol), plus I was covered in the other kid's vomit. Totally justified, yeah.

 

[AnOminous]

I too used to flip out and tardrage at the kindergarten age. So far as I recall, I was never even banned from the school bus.

I call bullshit on Dobson. Next he'll be saying they held him down to record his screams.

 

[Jared]

Story time: when I was a 5'11" 10-year-old and went banana sandwich on a kid on the bus so bad it broke two of those big ass retaining bolts on a bus seat I didn't even get banned for a full month. I can only imagine what he did to earn a forever ban on the school bus system.

Well it is Dosbson. He could be lying/over-exaggerating

 

[Wulfgar Von Heltzer]

I too used to flip out and tardrage at the kindergarten age. So far as I recall, I was never even banned from the school bus.

I call bullshit on Dobson. Next he'll be saying they held him down to record his screams.

Either he's lying or he had a god-tier level autistic sperg-out, and was deemed too mentally unstable to ride the bus. I can't imagine what he would've done that would have resulted in only a life-time bus ban, and not a school ban as well.

At the same time I can't see why he would lie about this, so it's probably true.

 

[tepid]

was deemed too mentally unstable to ride the bus. I can't imagine what he would've done that would have resulted in only a life-time bus ban, and not a school ban as well.

Pissed/shit himself on the bus. It would explain the nickname too.

Fights happen every day on school busses, it's not a ban-able offence, bowel evacuation probably is though.

 

[Johnny Bravo]

Pissed/shit himself on the bus. It would explain the nickname too.

Fights happen every day on school busses, it's not a ban-able offence, bowel evacuation probably is though.

This is the only thing I can think of, too. He must have literally pulled down his pants and taken a shit in the isle.

 

[Wulfgar Von Heltzer]

Pissed/shit himself on the bus. It would explain the nickname too.

Fights happen every day on school busses, it's not a ban-able offence, bowel evacuation probably is though.

I had diahrea on a bus once, not a school bus, it was a school trip on a coach bus but still, and I didn't get banned from busses. I mean, to be fair I didn't shit myself and spill all my crap everywhere, but I stunk up the place pretty fucking bad. a 2 hour bus ride as well.

I can still remember my friend at the time who had to sit beside me for the remaining hours of the ride, just hanging his down with a finger under his nose not saying anything. Poor bastard.

Unless dobbo kept doing that I don't see him getting banned for it. But I would think he'd have sudden in classes as well.

 

[tepid]

Depends on the situation, theres being ill accidentally crapping yourself and theres causing a biohazard stop the bus scenario.

 

[Meowthkip]

This is the only thing I can think of, too. He must have literally pulled down his pants and taken a shit in the isle.

I never wanted this mental image.

 

[Johnny Bravo]

I decided to Google "banned from the bus for life" to see if it could shed any light on what Dobson might have done. Here's what I found:

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Projectile Vomiting leads Queensland man being banned for life from all buses. Self-proclaimed comedian Adrian Van Oyen, from Beenleigh, posted a video to Facebook of himself intentionally vomiting green milk on a Queensland train.

A nearly empty two litre bottle of green milk can be seen sitting on the train seat to the right of the video.

“I tried telling them I had Ebola :/ But nope, still got a lifetime ban from Queensland Rail,” Van Oyen captioned the video.

EDIT: Can't seem to embed the video properly, but it's on live link.