Ivan Shatov's police appreciation thread

[Monika H.]

First time I was in a riot, police threw up chainlink fence around a park and beat everyone's heads in. Had a scar on my head for 10 years, which was better than what happened to some people

Since our dear friend @Ivan Shatov just loves police, I thought it'd be a kind idea to dedicate him this thread were we all share our appreciation for the girls and boys in blue!

 

[Diabeetus]

WE LOVE OUR COPS, OUR LAW ENFORCEMENT!
WE LOVE OUR MILITARY, THEY'RE IMPORTANT!

 

[ExciteDyke]

@Ivan Shatov You wanna get choked by police mommies huh?

 

[Zero Day Defense]

Reportedly, female police officers are more likely to be "pent up", as it were, due to their occupation.

 

[The Last Stand]

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

 

[NIGGER ASS PEE POOPY RAPE]

watching pigs and nigs kill each other is even more fun than watching jews and sand-nigs kill each other. it doesn't matter which side wins.

 

[DumbDude42]

@Ivan Shatov You wanna get choked by police mommies huh?

tfw no police mommy gf to put me in cuffs and gently choke me for being a bad boy

 

[Monika H.]

tfw no police mommy gf to put me in cuffs and gently choke me for being a bad boy

Aww, I can be your police mommy gf ~ ❤

 

[Marco Fucko]

That picture in the OP is . Yeah there's something about a woman with authority, you just want to pin her down and breed her.

Reportedly, female police officers are more likely to be "pent up", as it were, due to their occupation.

Female lawyers are great too, but that's outside the scope of this thread.

 

[Pomniman]

Reportedly, female police officers are more likely to be "pent up", as it were, due to their occupation.

They're also more likely to weigh upwards of 250 pounds than look anything like the one in the OP.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

They're also more likely to weigh upwards of 250 pounds than look anything like the one in the OP.

...250 pounds of raw muscle?

 

[Monika H.]

 

[Marco Fucko]

They're also more likely to weigh upwards of 250 pounds than look anything like the one in the OP.

Don't obfuscate the legendary latina cop. They're usually in great shape and thicc.

 

[Book Thief]

"BREAKING NEWS: Racist cop breaks POC's car window." -CNN

 

[Doctor Placebo]

"There are two kinds of cops. The good kind who beat commies and the bad kind who break down my door at four AM for owning cool guns."

That was a comment from the most viewed Youtube video containing this song, at least as well as I can remember it. That particular video seems to have been removed, although there are numerous others with the song still up, including this one.

Youtube fuckery at its finest.

 

[saralovesjuicyfruit]

LEAVE IVAN ALONE!


How fucking dare anyone out there make fun of Ivan after all he's been through!!



He's a human! (ah! ooh!) What you don't realize is that Ivan is making Null all this money and all you do is write a bunch of crap about him.



LEAVE HIM ALONE! You are lucky he even POSTS for you BASTARDS!
LEAVE IVAN ALONE!..Please.

 

[Skitarii]

Female lawyers are great too, but that's outside the scope of this thread.