Say something autistic

[Lavarising]

“How dare you? You know I’m not capable of taking my own sacrifice!”
“Because you’re too nice?” Asked a curious citizen.
“No, I can’t bend over."

 

[Book Thief]

I'm learning Japanese because I want to move there and become a mangaka. Their culture is so much superior to ours. 「私の名前はバカ・ファゴットですか」 means "Where is the bathroom?"

 

[Jason Wynn]

"My favorite bands are all from the 60s and 70s. I was totally born in the wrong generation. All the idiots around me just listen to their stupid (c)rap music and wouldn't be able to appreciate older music like I can."

Look up any Pink Floyd or Led Zeppelin song on YouTube and you'll find someone posting the above in complete sincerity. Classic autism.

 

[Tard Repository]

 

[Celebrate Nite]

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why does he still do it?

 

[Lucifer's Rectum]

"Why do bitches always go for chad? Why won't they date a nice guy like me?"

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Modern Barney the Dinosaur just doesn't have the soul the series used to.

 

[FluffyTehFennekin]

Traps are overrated,
Trans people are HOTTER!!!

 

[Prickly Muffin]

Hi!! I'm alex, im 13 and a transboi uwu, im also pansexual and fictionkin with 80+ characters !!

 

[Cod of War]

Being a cuck isn't that bad, you get to watch porn without angering your wife.

 

[Alpacawitz]

I don't like watching interracial porn because it's hard for me to imagine that I'm the person banging them.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Hi!! I'm alex, im 13 and a transboi uwu, im also pansexual and fictionkin with 80+ characters !!

How's work in the FBI?

I don't like watching interracial porn because it's hard for me to imagine that I'm the person banging them.

You can always imagine you're the cuck in the corner.

 

[Bone Juice]

Stick ya pickle in the doughnut

 

[AnaV]

"Hey the black level on your tv looks a little too bright, mind if I readjust you settings, it's driving me crazy!"

 

[FluffyTehFennekin]

Hi! My name is Fluffy, I like DanganRonpa. My favorite character is Chihiro Fujisaki, she is very smart (also, I use feminine pronouns for her because I like to think she’s a transgirl uwu), and I’m really sad she died. I also like Vocaloid too, my fav vocaloid is Rin, and my fav song is Magnet.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

「私の名前はバカ・ファゴットですか」

"Is my name a fool bassoon?"

LOL

Ya'll better not have the caucasity to say "All Lives Matter" around me, or I'll stab you. On an unrelated note, boy I sure do love going to Harvard.

 

[FrailQueen]

"Aspergers is an ableist word because of it's nazi roots, we're all just plain ol autistic you bigot"

 

[In Rainbows]

Kid A is a better album than In Rainbows

 

[Mr. Skeltal]

I like trains

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

I came dangerously close to buying a dollar store fingerboard today.