💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[The Last Stand]

*praying for our everyone

also, here's a rare example of jack having some self awareness. he made his character thing look both gay and exceptional
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I admit that make me chuckle a bit.
If he had more self awareness, he wouldn't be AS bad.

I like how the background is green as well. Is he lurking?

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

*praying for our everyone

also, here's a rare example of jack having some self awareness. he made his character thing look both gay and exceptional
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I just noticed, the attempt to recreate the stroke arm has the unfortunate side effect of making him look like he's doing the flamboyant gay guy hand-on-hip thing.

"And I was all like oh no gurl you did NOT just say that to me, I am shook"

 

[Aaway]

aka "i don't want to have any way to communicate with my audience"

 

[Adamska]

aka "i don't want to have any way to communicate with my audience"

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The narcissistic injury is strong with him; since he lost his "famous" page, he's trying to protect his ego and prevent more embarrassment by hiding out on his own shitty site (which could probably be hacked given how stupid he is).

It's almost like he refuses to acknowledge that it's his fault that he was too retarded and entitled to stop trying to buy views or likes to inflate his ego.

 

[D_Tractor]

Boogie2988 made a similar claim about his gut suddenly hardening; he expected people to believe that was muscle growth from all the exercising he's totally doing. Fatcows seem to be under the impression that when you put muscle on, it grows on top of your fat.

You actually can - it's called Palumboism, comon in aging bodybuilders who used too much gear. Obviously it's not happening with boogie or jack.

 

[Religion is Dead]

aka "i don't want to have any way to communicate with my audience"

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My favorite thing about this is that there are pages, like the Binging with Babish or celebrity pages, with millions of followers that never seem to have any sort of issue with hacking. Which leads me to believe with the rest of you that he tried to buy more followers or allowed some fake agency access to build his channel again.

 

[Aaway]

My favorite thing about this is that there are pages, like the Binging with Babish or celebrity pages, with millions of followers that never seem to have any sort of issue with hacking. Which leads me to believe with the rest of you that he tried to buy more followers or allowed some fake agency access to build his channel again.

yeah, the best part is that he continues blaming FB for what happened when it was clearly his own doing. hackers can't get into your page with just an email address like he keeps saying

you would think he'd learn his lesson after it happened last time but i guess he couldn't resist adding another few thousand bot followers

 

[Rod Dangerous]

aka "i don't want to have any way to communicate with my audience"

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The narcissistic injury is strong with him; since he lost his "famous" page, he's trying to protect his ego and prevent more embarrassment by hiding out on his own shitty site (which could probably be hacked given how stupid he is).

The Bangladeshi and Kosovar hackers won’t stand a chance against Jack’s Wix password.

 

[JackDavis]

Jack is teaching us how to make hotdogs now.

Who eats like this? Who puts slices of cheese into their hotdog buns like this? He says this prevents the bun from getting soggy... When do hotdogs get soggy?

Dude burnt his hotdogs and set his smoke alarm off. Sounding like an Xbox Final Fantasy unboxing.

He says to get a glass jar of sauerkraut so you can throw it in the microwave, you should never eat it cold. Any Germans out there, is this true? I'm pretty sure I've had cold sauerkraut before but maybe I was eating it wrong.

He says to use the fork you used for the sauerkraut, to use that on the relish too. He says they are interchangeable, yet he uses both. Okay then.

"And THAT is your perfect hot dog!" "It has everything on it. Cheese, onion, mustard, catch up, relish, sauerkraut." "Hot sauerkraut, cold relish, they go together, I don't know why."

 

[pieceashit]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=ptVrxVQZa1Y
Jack is teaching us how to make hotdogs now.

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Who eats like this? Who puts slices of cheese into their hotdog buns like this? He says this prevents the bun from getting soggy... When do hotdogs get soggy?

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Dude burnt his hotdogs and set his smoke alarm off. Sounding like an Xbox Final Fantasy unboxing.

He says to get a glass jar of sauerkraut so you can throw it in the microwave, you should never eat it cold. Any Germans out there, is this true? I'm pretty sure I've had cold sauerkraut before but maybe I was eating it wrong.

He says to use the fork you used for the sauerkraut, to use that on the relish too. He says they are interchangeable, yet he uses both. Okay then.

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"And THAT is your perfect hot dog!" "It has everything on it. Cheese, onion, mustard, catch up, relish, sauerkraut." "Hot sauerkraut, cold relish, they go together, I don't know why."

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No wonder he got salmonella, with food abominations like these that would make every sane person lose his appetite just by looking at them.

 

[Aaway]

his gut is going to rip through that shirt any day now

might want to get one like 4 sizes up fatty

 

[Buck Mullet]

Jack can't even cook hot dogs competently. I'll give him credit for using Hebrew National's, but just burning them in a pan is pathetic. All you need to do to cook the perfect kosher dog is put them in water, bring to a fast boil, then cover and remove from heat for 7 minutes. Perfectly done and plumped, and your fucking smoke alarm doesn't go off.

 

[saralovesjuicyfruit]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=ptVrxVQZa1Y
Jack is teaching us how to make hotdogs now.

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Who eats like this? Who puts slices of cheese into their hotdog buns like this? He says this prevents the bun from getting soggy... When do hotdogs get soggy?

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Dude burnt his hotdogs and set his smoke alarm off. Sounding like an Xbox Final Fantasy unboxing.

He says to get a glass jar of sauerkraut so you can throw it in the microwave, you should never eat it cold. Any Germans out there, is this true? I'm pretty sure I've had cold sauerkraut before but maybe I was eating it wrong.

He says to use the fork you used for the sauerkraut, to use that on the relish too. He says they are interchangeable, yet he uses both. Okay then.

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"And THAT is your perfect hot dog!" "It has everything on it. Cheese, onion, mustard, catch up, relish, sauerkraut." "Hot sauerkraut, cold relish, they go together, I don't know why."

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Pretty sure cheese on a hot dog is a war crime

 

[Uncle Meat]

There is so much wrong there, it's pitiful. Where's the natural casings? Hebrew National are ok for packaged dogs, but they are a million miles away from a real frankfurter. Why is he piling all that crap on a dog? Ketchup on a hot dog?! Those sweet roll buns? Yuck.

Sauerkraut should be room temp. You can have red cabbage either warm or room temperature.

 

[stupidpieceofshit]

Any Germans out there, is this true? I'm pretty sure I've had cold sauerkraut before but maybe I was eating it wrong.

The only time I recall being served warm sauerkraut in German/Polish dishes is when the kraut is served with cooked sausages (Where the two were heated/cooked together for flavor).
Normally as a side dish from what I recall its cold/room temp.

 

[Adamska]

Pretty sure cheese on a hot dog is a war crime

It's commonly done actually, but not like how what the fuck he does it; it's usually melted, a sauce, or grated. I'll do a runthrough later because this is an ineptitude that should not be given how dirt simple hot dogs are to make good.

 

[Aaway]

while jack was making fucking hot dogs, charles made a pretty tasty looking lobster mac and cheese with fresh ingredients. amazing how it only took him a few months to outdo the guy who has been doing this for 13 years. all that's left for charles to do is to stop stealing thumbnails like jack taught him to do

 

[LordofCringe7206]

while jack was making fucking hot dogs, charles made a pretty tasty looking lobster mac and cheese with fresh ingredients. amazing how it only took him a few months to outdo the guy who has been doing this for 13 years. all that's left for charles to do is to stop stealing thumbnails like jack taught him to do

https://youtube.com/watch?v=sg4SRCXmP7c

So did Charles finally kick Jack to the curb and is now doing videos his own way?

 

[Chamulum]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=ptVrxVQZa1Y
Jack is teaching us how to make hotdogs now.

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Who eats like this? Who puts slices of cheese into their hotdog buns like this? He says this prevents the bun from getting soggy... When do hotdogs get soggy?

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Dude burnt his hotdogs and set his smoke alarm off. Sounding like an Xbox Final Fantasy unboxing.

He says to get a glass jar of sauerkraut so you can throw it in the microwave, you should never eat it cold. Any Germans out there, is this true? I'm pretty sure I've had cold sauerkraut before but maybe I was eating it wrong.

He says to use the fork you used for the sauerkraut, to use that on the relish too. He says they are interchangeable, yet he uses both. Okay then.

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"And THAT is your perfect hot dog!" "It has everything on it. Cheese, onion, mustard, catch up, relish, sauerkraut." "Hot sauerkraut, cold relish, they go together, I don't know why."

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Crispy hotdogs master race bro.

 

[Aaway]

So did Charles finally kick Jack to the curb and is now doing videos his own way?

he kicked him to the curb a while ago, and it was likely because of a dispute over enabling comments because charles allowed commenting right after jack stopped appearing in the videos

it's the best thing he could've done because the guy has tons of fishing knowledge and is a pretty damn good cook but jack had him reviewing arby's fish sandwiches