💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Aaway]

"benjamin burkemper" looks and sounds exactly like the kind of person i would expect to be a fan of jack

 

[GoodFattyDeadFatty]

Here you guys go. The mental imagine of Jack Scalfani in his underwear while berating an employee for doing their job.

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My guess is the underwear were far too small. Fat fucking boomer, that’s what you get for eating 3000+ calories for a single meal.

 

[She Brings The Rain]

Here you guys go. The mental imagine of Jack Scalfani in his underwear while berating an employee for doing their job.

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#notamuzed

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

I'll help you out since I'm interested in his gluttony as well. I used the values from myfitness pal, which was almost the same - maybe off by 10-20 calories - yet it was still monstrous.
https://www.myfitnesspal.com/recipe/calculator Great tool for Jack watching.

Spoiler: Belt Bursting

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The fucking sodium level, Christ. His heart must beat once per minute.

 

[Sev07]

I'm no gourmand but I can't imagine living a life where the best pasta I've had comes out of a fucking microwave

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

I'm no gourmand but I can't imagine living a life where the best pasta I've had comes out of a fucking microwave

It doesn't surprise me at all. Gordon Ramsay could personally make Jack a burger and he'd stop for McDonalds on the way home.

 

[introman]

The fucking sodium level, Christ. His heart must beat once per minute.

Wait until you get to Buffalo Wild Wings. I did the checkout calculator and couldn't believe my eyes. So I made an excel sheet and it was only off by 200 calories. This is what Tam-Tam and Jacky-Boy consider NORMAL!

Myfitness pal is acting up on my end - so the macros aren't working - but I did note the quantity of food in the Buffalo Wild Wings video. Here's the calorie count:

My calculations of reading the nutrition PDF and making a shoddy excel sheet about it. If anybody wants to replicate it and show me any errors, please do. These nutrition sheet pdf's are obnoxious to read, and It's easy to misread something. The order for posterity :

30-Piece Buffalo Boneless Wings (Parmesan/Caribbean Jerk) - I split it up for nutrient sakes (15 parm/15 jerk)
3 Blue Cheese dressing
3 Ranch
1 Basket of Fries - that's a double order of fries according to the internet.

2 orders of 10-Piece Buffalo Bone-In Wings(Parmesan/Caribbean Jerk) - Split it up to 10 piece jerk and 10 piece Parmesan.
2 Blue Cheese Dressing - 5 dressing servings total for people counting
2 Celery Sticks - Too lazy to add them since I finished the Excel, but it's celery, FFS.


16.8 grams of Sodium split between the two.

 

[Aaway]

and that's just all the calories/sodium/etc they consumed in one meal

then you realize that these fat pieces of shit usually eat out for lunch as well or just nuke a frozen meal in the microwave. jack jr has said that jack rarely ever cooks for the family and they're always eating out. when you consider what they eat for lunch, they're probably getting two days worth of calories each day

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

Wait until you get to Buffalo Wild Wings. I did the checkout calculator and couldn't believe my eyes. So I made an excel sheet and it was only off by 200 calories. This is what Tam-Tam and Jacky-Boy consider NORMAL!

Myfitness pal is acting up on my end - so the macros aren't working - but I did note the quantity of food in the Buffalo Wild Wings video. Here's the calorie count:

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My calculations of reading the nutrition PDF and making a shoddy excel sheet about it. If anybody wants to replicate it and show me any errors, please do. These nutrition sheet pdf's are obnoxious to read, and It's easy to misread something. The order for posterity :

30-Piece Buffalo Boneless Wings (Parmesan/Caribbean Jerk) - I split it up for nutrient sakes (15 parm/15 jerk)
3 Blue Cheese dressing
3 Ranch
1 Basket of Fries - that's a double order of fries according to the internet.

2 orders of 10-Piece Buffalo Bone-In Wings(Parmesan/Caribbean Jerk) - Split it up to 10 piece jerk and 10 piece Parmesan.
2 Blue Cheese Dressing - 5 dressing servings total for people counting
2 Celery Sticks - Too lazy to add them since I finished the Excel, but it's celery, FFS.


16.8 grams of Sodium split between the two.

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Fucking hell. Surely this qualifies for the gluttony portion of the seven deadly sins? That's a hearty meal for like five people.

 

[Officer Eradicate]

Here you guys go. The mental imagine of Jack Scalfani in his underwear while berating an employee for doing their job.

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something like this?

 

[captkrisma]

I can't wait for Jack to get COVID-19 so this thread can dissect his videos to find out when,where and how he got the rona

It's sooner than you think...

 

[Religion is Dead]

Haven't watched the video yet, but it looks like someone must have gotten to him about his thumbnail using a stolen image, because that is not the one he used in his making money video.

 

[Wilted Farm]

That Benjamin Burkemper guy types like he has an intellectual disability so I would guess they’re Jack’s target audience along with the clueless boomers we already knew about.

 

[Chamulum]

Here you guys go. The mental imagine of Jack Scalfani in his underwear while berating an employee for doing their job.

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It costs 0 dollars to pay attention to the shit you purchase. But it's not food so I guess he doesn't give a shit. I have a easy time believing he's "that" customer.

 

[EvilDroid64]

Is Jack's Facebook page gone or entirely private? Perhaps the hackers from the Middle East came back and stole his page again?

 

[Rod Dangerous]

Is Jack's Facebook page gone or entirely private? Perhaps the hackers from the Middle East came back and stole his page again?

It’s gone.

Here is something strange that I have noticed on his Cooking with Jack and Jack on the Go pages: Videos from years ago are being posted several times a day at odd hours—hours that Jack would either likely be sleeping or just waking up.

Did Mr. Tech Time bone himself by connecting his account(s) with some shady application in an attempt to boost view counts on old videos?

 

[Aaway]

Is Jack's Facebook page gone or entirely private? Perhaps the hackers from the Middle East came back and stole his page again?

yeah im not able to access it either

but i would think he would have posted a video on twitter bitching about it if it had been hijacked again

It’s gone.

Here is something strange that I have noticed on his Cooking with Jack and Jack on the Go pages: Videos from years ago are being posted several times a day at odd hours—hours that Jack would either likely be sleeping or just waking up.

Did Mr. Tech Time bone himself by connecting his account(s) with some shady application in an attempt to boost view counts on old videos?

just noticed that. and they're being uploaded at almost the exact times each day. as if some sort of bot is posting them

jack seems unaware of what's going on

 

[introman]

I did Texas Roadhouse next and tried to include the potential meal they wanted: It's the video where they spent bitching about Texas Roadhouse forgetting their extra dressing.

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

I did Texas Roadhouse next and tried to include the potential meal they wanted: It's the video where they spent bitching about Texas Roadhouse forgetting their extra dressing.

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A 1710 calorie salad. I'd be impressed if I weren't disgusted.

 

[LetterlandMafia]

I did Texas Roadhouse next and tried to include the potential meal they wanted: It's the video where they spent bitching about Texas Roadhouse forgetting their extra dressing.

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How the fuck do you get a salad up to 1300 calories? Pour pure lard over it?