Which tranny would you unironically sex?

I get the classical roman logic your going for there dude but thats still pretty gay.
Nah, bro. You miss the point. That's literally a woman fucking that tranny ass with a strap-on while another literal woman holds him down. That's technically straight.
In hindsight: that paragraph might be a good candidate for random_text.txt
 
Better game to play is which Kiwi Farms featured tranny would you fuck.

I'd do Cosmo after giving him some MDMA, no problems.
Tough. But I probably could make it work with Contrapoints, Theryn Meyer and Blaire White, if all of the following applied:
  • They'd have to be looking their absolute best (clothes, hair, make up) .
  • I'd have to be pretty drunk.
  • The lights should be dim.
 
I'd need to have alcohol levels as high as the stratosphere to do so.

I'd rather die of alcohol poisoning during it than having to live out the aftershock for a few more minutes before popping myself.
 
I’d probably sexfuck a passing tranny who I connected with missionary style for the sole purpose of procreatio- wait...
Natalie Mars. But he HAS TO wear the chastity cage and it must be PINK!
You can ruin anything by putting a plastic cage on it. Trannies are no exception. Fuck those gross bits of plastic sissy shit.

Okboomer - First day on the farms and already a huge faggot.
The quarantine brought the summer newfag rush in early. Hopefully this year it’s more funny like I was hoping it would be last year. Last year we got a bunch of fags with /pol/io from 8chan and they were mucking up tons of threads.
 
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I wouldn't bang a tranny for the same reason I wouldn't bang a schizo. They're crazy and are a malignant influence on everything and everyone they interact with.

Also, if a dude can't admit that he's in a gay relationship with me, he's a coward. Conversely, if a chick I was with wanted to act like our relationship was somehow gay, I'd want nothing to do with her yaoi fetish and award her no woke points.
 
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