🗑️ Trashfire The Dick Masterson Simp Conspiracy - Dick Masterson & Co cover up of his "Simping"

[Auraculum]

This thread has truly made me appreciate the "Highlight" function this forum now has. Helps distill a 200+ page thread into a couple dozen posts (even if some of them are just jokes that provide no new information).

Yeah, I thought "highlights" was supposed to underline the most useful posts. Apparently not.

 

[Several Goats]

I didn't hear that and he made no effort to contact me. No emails, no twitter DMs, no PM from LeoPirate, nothing in Discord. Nothing. It's unreasonable to expect me to be up at 2am anyways but I would not assume he's avoiding me if he had contacted me like he apparently said.

I bet they'll try talk to you eventually, when (if) this starts to die down, to flan the flames
Until then, you'd only break their kayfabe even more

 

[Mortality is Inevitable]

I didn't hear that and he made no effort to contact me. No emails, no twitter DMs, no PM from LeoPirate, nothing in Discord. Nothing. It's unreasonable to expect me to be up at 2am anyways but I would not assume he's avoiding me if he had contacted me like he apparently said.

lol calm down

Just wait a minute dude. PPP's sleeping and probably has to work today. Wait until tomorrow evening before trying to run victory laps dude. I know you're busy and aren't able to keep up with everything, but coming into something you obviously haven't seen all the content for and declaring victory haphazardly is a bad op

 

[Sheryl Nome]

lol calm down

Just wait a minute dude. PPP's sleeping and probably has to work today. Wait until tomorrow evening before trying to run victory laps dude.

Stop shielding polly prissy pants so hard.

 

[Nephi]

Zoom has smelled blood and autism, mixed in a perfect cocktail. And has a wonderful opportunity to strike at Joshua Connor Moon. He won't go away soon.

Good, blood for the bloodsports God and gunt grease for the gunt God.
How big is your gunt as we speak @Null? Does foreign cuisine treat you well?

 

[Niggernerd]

lol calm down

Just wait a minute dude. PPP's sleeping and probably has to work today. Wait until tomorrow evening before trying to run victory laps dude.

>lol calm down
Comes out sperging over josh saying the fat fuck and leo didn't contact him

 

[HarblMcDavid]

>Zoom starts Nullposting again

Jesus Zoom is still buttmad over the whale watching enthusiasts shit isn't he.

 

[Mortality is Inevitable]

>lol calm down
Comes out sperging over josh saying the fat fuck and leo didn't contact him

Says the faggot defending the dude who left before they had a chance. Keep coping

 

[Sheryl Nome]

Says the faggot defending the dude who left before they had a chance. Keep coping

They had a chance for 2 fucking hours dude.

 

[Arcturus]

Good, blood for the bloodsports God and gunt grease for the gunt God.
How big is your gunt as we speak @Null? Does foreign cuisine treat you well?

He's in a Slavic country. I imagine he's in a nice beef and potato haze.

 

[Simply Outplayed-HD]

Can we get some predictions for the next episode of Dragon Simp Z?
I'll start:

- Godwinson, PPP and LeoPirate stream. They talk a lot of shit and autistically recount the entire story up to this point adding in some of their own penache. This stream goes for about an hour in lenght and towards the end of the stream they tease the real THIRD MAN and talk about the massive revelations that they haven't revlealed yet.

- Ralph continues to seethe on twitter and in PPP's stream chat. On the next Killstream PPP is only referenced as a fat Canadian retard. Ralph is defiant in that he wants to subvert all predictions of a pillstream 2.0, this will cause The Killstream to be lazily phoned in and filled with more dead air than usual. Without anything interesting booked in between now and May 24th (Sargon v. Collet) and the ongoing snorefest of quarantine I think that he'll only be able to postpone gravity for so long.

- On the next episode of The Dick Show, Dick very broadly glosses over the situation. He has to cover it quickly and make it paletable for Shaun as well as the many normie (read: not retarded/autistic) listeners of the show. This drives an influx of people to the farms and to begin watching the PPP/Godwinson vids/harassing Ralph. Perhaps Cameron Clarke or other prolific trolls that only exist within The Dick Show community try to run some gay ops and get involved in the fracas.

- Neither Godwinson nor PPP contact Josh, they know that he's not going to play ball and will smother their trolling spree, it's easier for them to continually paint him as a shady dude with skeletons in the closet. A fugitive reliant on Dick Masterson for his life.

- Kraut makes an appearance in video clip form in a Godwinson Kino/News alert. It's only brief.

- Zoom shifts his focus from New Project 2 to Kiwifarms and tries to stir up some shit here, cast some more aspersions on Josh as a developer as well as retread ground already deeply impacted by his ED article.

- Podawful stays irrelevant, maybe he tries to interview Jamie Lyn Hughes again but even if he does nobody watches or cares.

- Rekieta continues as normal. PPP is referenced in superchats and by the chat. Rekieta makes several references to PPP but largely he focuses on Ron Toye or a lolsuit.

Barring any massive revelations, spergouts or gay ops this is how I see this next week playing out.
If PPP and Godwinson can stay true to their convictions then this is the calm before the storm, they've gotten a lot of mileage out of this so far, I think that they can cause some more drama if they're careful and strike when the iron is hot.

 

[Twinkie]

lol calm down

Just wait a minute dude. PPP's sleeping and probably has to work today. Wait until tomorrow evening before trying to run victory laps dude. I know you're busy and aren't able to keep up with everything, but coming into something you obviously haven't seen all the content for and declaring victory haphazardly is a bad op

lol eat shit niglet

I bet they'll try talk to you eventually, when (if) this starts to die down, to flan the flames
Until then, you'd only break their kayfabe even more

Neither of them (ppp, godwinson) can do their "routine" on null, why would they bother, ever

 

[Niggernerd]

Says the faggot defending the dude who left before they had a chance. Keep coping

>lel calm down jersh xd
"STOP POINTING OUT MY AUTISM FUCKING FAGGOT REEEEEE!!!!"
Keep seething

 

[GogglyGoblin]

Everyone please don't rush to hazardous conclussions, or you might look like a fool!

 

[Stasi]

They had a chance for 2 fucking hours dude.

Leo was so terrified when Jim said get Josh on he sounded like he almost accidentally bit off his tongue fumbling his words

 

[Mortality is Inevitable]

Leo was so terrified when Jim said get Josh on he sounded like he almost accidentally bit off his tongue off fumbling his words

Leo is a total fag who PPP even said wasn't even supposed to be on to talk. Quit trying to find someone else to point at to make your faggotry look better.

 

[HarblMcDavid]

lol calm down

Just wait a minute dude. PPP's sleeping and probably has to work today. Wait until tomorrow evening before trying to run victory laps dude. I know you're busy and aren't able to keep up with everything, but coming into something you obviously haven't seen all the content for and declaring victory haphazardly is a bad op

wow look at all these extra conditions what are you a guntgard or something

 

[Several Goats]

Neither of them (ppp, godwinson) can do their "routine" on null, why would they bother, ever

They'd bother when the trashfire is low on fuel and they want to try and reignite it with a new angle

 

[Nephi]

>lel calm down jersh xd
"STOP POINTING OUT MY AUTISM FUCKING FAGGOT REEEEEE!!!!"
Keep seething

They had a chance for 2 fucking hours dude.

Says the faggot defending the dude who left before they had a chance. Keep coping

I'd told you to fuck off and settle it in DMs but your mental retardation is just too hilarious to not share, thank you for making it public you spit-dropping mongoloids

 

[Kulee Baba]

Yeah, I thought "highlights" was supposed to underline the most useful posts. Apparently not.

Moron you're looking at a thread on a subject where nothing useful happened. I mean let me reiterate the scandal here:

>Dick Masterson thinks adultery is cool and will text anything to a slut to achive sexytime
>Dick Masterson might have a minor group of troll e-celebs in his backpocket because he's got their personal information

So the scandal only effects people who are bedfellows with Dax Herrera/Dick Masterson. Meaning that 99.9% of the world is unaffected. Sorry it ain't Watergate, it's not even Gamergate.