[16-Jan-2020] DarksydePhil is filing for bankruptcy (general thread) - and has officially done so on January 31 2020, meaning a lot of his finances have become public

[QwahlityKahntent]

It's not fair to be angry at Phil. I blame people in this forum for getting my hopes up.

'He'll get dismissed with contempt.'
'It'll be converted into Ch. 13.'
'Nancy will take away his condo.'

Seriously, fuck you.

I based my expectations on what I read on this forum. And most of you were wrong.
So next time, unless you really know what you're talking about, shut the fuck up.

i think with any normal person, those would have come true. but phil has eternal pigroach luck

 

[Covfefe]

I feel like Rekieta used Phil as a launching platform to grow his following. Regardless if Phil was going to win/lose this whole bankruptcy ordeal, dogging on Phil seemed inconsequential.

Rekieta? Being a shameless opportunist? Perish the thought!

 

[AnOminous]

I feel like Rekieta used Phil as a launching platform to grow his following. Regardless if Phil was going to win/lose this whole bankruptcy ordeal, dogging on Phil seemed inconsequential.

Rekieta had to be harassed for months before he'd even touch Phil.

 

[Vining]

I'm going to assume that Phil is the Timothy Dexter of the 21st century

 

[Cat_Piss_and_Vinegar]

My God... he never got that Wolverine toy, so his luck makes him BECOME Wolverine.

He truly is unstoppable!

 

[6MillionCoofs]

What God does Phil pray to? I must know. Because fuck that man just does not lose.

 

[instythot]

At the very least, I figure we'll see why she didn't think a dismissal would fly with the judge. Really curious about that, considering we know where so much money went...

At this point, nobody should be surprised when Nancy's final report includes "Furthermore, I am referring Almighty Tevin and the Sons of Kojima to the Department of Justice for prosecution"

 

[soft kitty]

Wait, you're telling me Darksy will not face any consequences for filing that egregiously deceitful bankruptcy form?
I honestly don't want to believe that.

I know..it's crazy. I'm completely taken aback by this. Only around 10% of people accurately predicted this would happen.

I was sure that the case would be converted to ch13 if not completely dismissed. Just wow. I was really looking forward to a bankruptcy auction.

Phil dodged a major bullet today. At least he will have horrid credit for the rest of his life, no one is going to loan to him now. Hmm.

 

[Markorian]

I'm going to assume that Phil is Timothy Dexter of the 21st century

At this point it legitimately wouldn't surprise me if he was a distant ancestor to Phil.

 

[Happy Fish]

Kind of expected this when corona started spurring a tide of needing to relieve debt. Its still hilarious.

 

[School of Fish]

What God does Phil pray to? I must know. Because fuck that man just does not lose.

Isn't is obvious? He prays to Cthulhu and Cthulhu gives him powers to do what he wants.

 

[Fareal]

I raise a glass of grocery store gin to you, Philip. A shattering blow against the forces of the detractor side. You can only laugh.

 

[Kosher Dill]

>DSP got his debt cleared today and won again
>today is also (Orthodox) Saint George's Day
What did God mean by this?

"George... I think it's Greek, it means lover of animals or lover of pigs."

 

[Berrakh]

Sorry Kiwis, this is real life. Complete Retard wins it all and gets the girl.

 

[Paladin Derich]

I remember a while back that one of Phil's viewers had asked him if he would be willing to change his identity and start a new life if his debt was cleared. He didn't rebuke the question and actually gave it a bit of thought. I'd like to see someone ask that question again, because if his debt is being discharged, then now would be a good time to start that process. If you think about it, everyone would win in that scenario. No more DSP ever again, and Phil would live a new life that's more fulfilling without debt or old luggage. Although, that would be one less lolcow to talk about.

 

[[V A P O R W A V E]]

How long til the next "I need money to pay rent stream?" I cant wait to hear him explain how he still has money issues after his debt is wiped.

Also doesnt this tank his credit?

 

[Here Comes Mongo]

Phil dodged a major bullet today. At least he will have horrid credit for the rest of his life, no one is going to loan to him now. Hmm.

With his luck, he would somehow win the lottery with a ticket someone else bought for him and become a majority shareholder in Scopely. Who needs loans then? This guy's penchant for succeeding despite his best efforts is worthy of admiration and study.

 

[Fougaro]

"George... I think it's Greek, it means lover of animals or lover of pigs."

The sings were all there. The slayer of the American taxpaying dragon. He is the one who sits on the gout throne. The King of Hate of Kings of Hate.

(snort)

 

[PedoPhil]

im done with this fucking guy, hell never go down, hes a king

 

[Cats]

There once was a roach named Phil
Who pretty much nothing could kill
He'd snort and he'd beg
While "scratching his leg"
And his wallet the R-Tards would fill.