DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

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Phil is working so hard on his day off you have no idea


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He didn't even have time to spend with wife! Can you believe it???

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And he eats his first meal at 10pm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Watch out for Gin tweet at 2am then

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Literally tells us things about his life no one asked him and finished the tweet with "Mind your own business!!!" LOL. This is an example of why Phil is such a prime lolcow, he just can't stop oversharing and then he gets salty when you know things about his life.
 
Stirring a giant pot of shitty sauce a few times over a 5 hour period is so hard and stressful. Man he's legitimately braindamaged.
 
"NO BREAKS"

Score one snowkarl I guess
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DSP makes sauce like most grannies make Thanksgiving turkeys; get started late the night before, let it go all morning, get no (or very little) sleep because you're checking on it throughout the night like a newborn baby, then sit in the kitchen and always making sure the oven is at the perfect temperature so when everyone comes over that evening, you have the perfect turkey that Better Homes and Gardens Magazine is jealous of.

But with Phil, it's him, his horse, and his son... and Leanna looked like she wanted to throw it up on camera.
 
Im sorry but I just dont believe this story. Suddenly he deciding to make sauce and then saying not gonna take a break cause Kat will stir it. Bullshit. Unless he posts pictures of them I say its bullshit.
Not just because he never let anyone do the stiring, but dsp would take any opportunity NOT to play videogames.

Any chance he has an appointment? Maybe with a lawyer or something? Online doesnt show anything, so its possible he just wants to hide it. More believable than Kat is doing the sauce.
 
Im sorry but I just dont believe this story. Suddenly he deciding to make sauce and then saying not gonna take a break cause Kat will stir it. Bullshit. Unless he posts pictures of them I say its bullshit.
Not just because he never let anyone do the stiring, but dsp would take any opportunity NOT to play videogames.

Any chance he has an appointment? Maybe with a lawyer or something? Online doesnt show anything, so its possible he just wants to hide it. More believable than Kat is doing the sauce.
Maybe Kat realized he was going to make that sauce again and put a stop to it.
 
Jesus Christ that video is hard to watch. Phil completely ignoring his girlfriend while she tries to small talk. Not to mention the bizarre order he threw the ingredients in. Just use a slow cooker at that point and don't bother stirring for 5 hours.
 
Nah dood you gotta add a bunch of sugar for the sweeetness:
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I have never seen this all the way trough, so I am way late on this, but wtf?
This nigga can't do anything right.

I am convinced he came up with that recipe himself when he was like 15 and ma and pa burnell both said they liked it to not hurt pig boy's feelings, and that is his only acomplishement ever.

The half chopped RAW garlic cloves being dumped in there at the end is just the cherry on top... Imagine slurping up some sauce and just bitting into a raw garlic clove. Mmmm yummy.

Say what you will about Khet's cooking Phill, at least she don't spend 7 hours making mashed potatos.
 
Interestingly, there's a YouTube channel called Should I Series, and for one episode the guy attempted to recreate Phil's spaghetti sauce.

Needless to say, he did not give it a favorable review.

In fact one of his most poignant lines came at the end, where he said something along the lines of 'it's not worth spending 5 hours doing that, the reward just isn't there. Not worth 4 or 5 hours. You'll never be able to open a restaurant if this is what your sauce is like, I would get a much better tasting product from a can and with far less time and effort involved.'
 
(Slow on the draw I know) I just found out that DSP plans on playing Banjo Tooie...eventually. Very :optimistic: that the game makes him struggle and whine a lot, I expect it will as it demands a lot of patience and the ability to keep track of things. I bet you that it'll be a playthrough to keep an eye out for.
 
Jesus Christ that video is hard to watch. Phil completely ignoring his girlfriend while she tries to small talk. Not to mention the bizarre order he threw the ingredients in. Just use a slow cooker at that point and don't bother stirring for 5 hours.
Him and Leanna had no chemistry,also you have to remember that Phil is a spergy autist and Leanna was extremly annoying and bitchy so its imposible for them to have a positive interaction,when they played games together Leanna was bitching at him all the time and Phil was ignoring her,talking over her or singing. Im convinced the only reason they were together is because Phil wanted to flex on everyone that he was not an incel(which he was until he met her) and Leanna didnt want to grow up and get a job or education.
 
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I actually like watching the Phil pasta sauce video. He tries SO hard to be an authentic east coast italian and it's like he saw Godfather and is recreating the food by memory. The meatballs are simultaneously burnt and undercooked. The garlic is raw. He spends an inordinate amount of time grinding up tomatoes.

You can turn can sauce into something great...or you can spend 5 actual hours making this garbage.
 
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