📚 Megathread Tranny Sideshows on Social Media - Any small-time spectacle on Reddit, Tumblr, Twitter, Dating Sites, and other social media.

[Mr Himmler]

A zero effort troon looks like a guy, so if he was attractive prior to popping horse piss pills, there's sometimes a chance he'll remain attractive enough. Wait until he develops tuberous breast syndrome or gets his cock gouged out. Shame.

Actually, that's something I find tragically delicious about trans of both sexes of troon. If a transwoman or transman is actually attractive in any scenario, its bound to be because they're attractive as their actual birth sex. Think of all those softboi fujoshi type transmen with huge tits and curvaceous bods. Yeah, you're hot, but not in the way a man is hot. Don't tell her that though, she thinks she's been getting dicked down by gold star gays. Meanwhile, crafty bi dudes are striking gold on grindr.

I don’t know if I could fuck a trans man on HRT, girls with beards gross me out. Good thing American healthcare keeps those faggots barred from their troonpills. God Bless America and mentally ill poon.

Here's more of that

Spoiler: Not Safe For Life

Mmm blueberry and strawberry sausage

 

[stupid fuck]

Dan the man has locked his account due to mean words on a screen:
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🌶Caitlin Spice🌶 (@CateSpice) | Twitter

The latest Tweets from 🌶Caitlin Spice🌶 (@CateSpice). New Zealand’s fourth most popular folk-comedy trans activist. Spice is my legit surname. Writes about dark faeries as C.M. Scandreth. Not here to debate. Wellington City, New Zealand

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You could post this sans face and it would apply to 100% of the people who angrily try to brag they're protecting their tweets.

 

[AnOminous]

A zero effort troon looks like a guy, so if he was attractive prior to popping horse piss pills, there's sometimes a chance he'll remain attractive enough. Wait until he develops tuberous breast syndrome or gets his cock gouged out. Shame.

It isn't the girly looking bishonen types who troon out like the men in these sideshows, though. It's always some Chad-chinned obvious ogre of a man who against all reason insists on trooning. It's absurd how many of these dudes there are on social media who started out as reasonably good looking dudes and turned into the fugliest monstrosities on two feet.

 

[Sonya-chan]

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Redditor: Every time someone calls me a woman I get an erection.
Reddit trannies: This is normal.

Do even men get a boner when they have a very happy moment like a marriage/graduation/promotion/win lottery/etc ?

 

[Dante Alighieri]

Do even men get a boner when they have a very happy moment like a marriage/graduation/promotion/win lottery/etc ?

Nah it's either because we think of something sexually arousing or it's just random. Every man has had a no reason boner.

 

[Otterly]

SUPER NSFW!

Many pages back Farmers talked about a gay man who trooned out & got divorced. He had his balls yeeted off & got a really nasty complication. It looks like wound from a gun.

Spoiler: There were Balls here, they are gone now

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What a time to be in hospital with a massive open wound you inflicted on yourself. Troons have the worst timing.
All these stories they say the same thing ‘my surgeon is pleased..’ Their surgeons are shit. A blind meth addict using a strimmer could lop off bollocks more neatly than that.
Enjoy getting corona when your immune system is dealing with that.

 

[lololololagain]

It isn't the girly looking bishonen types who troon out like the men in these sideshows, though. It's always some Chad-chinned obvious ogre of a man who against all reason insists on trooning. It's absurd how many of these dudes there are on social media who started out as reasonably good looking dudes and turned into the fugliest monstrosities on two feet.

I blame Porn addiction for those kinds of guys imo. Most of them get obsessed with lesbian or Shemale porn, that they want to become a lesbian or become a transwoman, to fuck lesbians or fuck transwomen. Then they just end up thirsting after thirsty Transwomen/femboy/men because it's easier for them to get sex from men similar to them then it is for them to get women/lesbians. A lot of the Croons make ugly transwomen, claim to be lesbians but end up fucking men anyway.

 

[Paul Barker!]

Those "stimming" chew-toys horrify me, instead of attempting to get the person to become conscious of what they're doing and why to then avoid & stop doing it you encourage it and created a culture around having these god awful disease ridden PoS around their neck.

its always been rather offputting to me that adult troons have adopted these as a fashion statement. Like... they’re meant for people with cognitive disabilities that are so severe that they aren’t conscious of their self-harming behaviors. Ya know, like when ABA therapists will spray a kid’s fingers with vinegar so they stop gnawing their own nails off. The few times I’ve seen people wear these IRL, it’s always been mentally ill (but developmentally normal) adults that either have a weird fetish or some other underlying issue.

 

[Nykysnottrans]

More trannie videos to keep you company during your self-isolation under global quarantine:

This person's chosen surname is "Passable", LMAO (BTW, this is a rather bloody and disturbing video of someone tattoo-contouring their lips by themselves, watch at your own risk.)

"Young people can't be themselves at the homes they are quarantined in",so they can totally trust these complete strangers online to look after their best interests:

This idea that transpeople supposedly know how to survive a pandemic (with a virus that definitely doesn't give a fuck if you're cis or trans) better than cis people just because they know what it's like to be socially ostracized is some of the biggest BS.

TRA allies are just not funny:

Rajee Cement Face can't get his ass clean with toilet paper: "I wanna be smelling like roses down there. At least close to roses."

Conspiracy theory TIF LARPing at being Shane Dawson:

 

[goodgrief]

This idea that transpeople supposedly know how to survive a pandemic (with a virus that definitely doesn't give a fuck if you're cis or trans) better than cis people just because they know what it's like to be socially ostracized is some of the biggest BS.

What? You don't look to the extremely mentally fragile for support during especially trying times?? Personally, during a pandemic I'd first go to a hormonally fucked, self absorbed, delusional tranny. Everyone knows they're the most capable members of global society.

 

[Peaches Demure]

It isn't the girly looking bishonen types who troon out like the men in these sideshows, though. It's always some Chad-chinned obvious ogre of a man who against all reason insists on trooning. It's absurd how many of these dudes there are on social media who started out as reasonably good looking dudes and turned into the fugliest monstrosities on two feet.

I just found one of those while browsing r/transpassing today.



At least there were some people in the comments section being, ya know, honest, and telling him he would never pass as "cis", but of course a bunch of other troons were quick to shout them down for "transphobia": https://www.reddit.com/r/transpassi...oo_scared_to_come_out_but_i_was_wondering_if/

 

[Mr Himmler]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=wF2UArwIKQA:225

Nigga troons will always be at an advantage in transitioning because all black women look like men. The only attractive negroid women are 50%+ white.

I just found one of those while browsing r/transpassing today.

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[Potatis Salad]

A couple of little tidbits from Bunker Sluts, Joe Lavery's collection of contagious-virus-themed tranny lewds. This is strong, earnest, needful work, OK?


Bunker Sluts has pledged to "center...fat bodies" because all people deserve an equal opportunity to provide Joe Lavery with narcissistic supply by sending him n00dz. Sorry to crush this fat Bunker Slut's dreams, but there's a zero percent chance that Lavery jerked off to her. ☹


Lavery, a tenured professor, squashes his flabby moobs and flexes his lips for the camera. He has said that he worries his selfies won't look feminine unless he does that stupid kissy face. Sure Jan.


What in the flying fuck is going on with these Bunker Sluts? It looks to be an MTF Grey Gardens troon who has drunkenly slathered purple crayon all over his eyebrows. Being "serviced" by an FTM with her tits chopped off, bandaids over her nipples, and a gimp mask EDIT it's a gimp mask of a fucking dog head, along with a dog harness. In a filthy squat with a bunch of holes in the plaster. With a developmentally disabled adult's Velcro shoes on the floor. WHY.

Is a dom/sub relationship between a troon and an FTM a common thing? That's exactly the setup that Lavery and his wife Mallory have.

Incidentally, Mallory is currently "taking a break" from testosterone and is no longer using he/him pronouns. Uh-oh, Mallory, I hope you're not having buyer's remorse on the troonery so soon! Remember that your "wife" is desperate to "avoid dwindling into mere heterosexuality"!

 

[⋖ cørdion ⋗]

Troon details their very dramatic experience with a transphobe:
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"Guess ill just kill myself!" What age group do we see this exercised often? Either teenagers or stunted mid-20s kids. I sure wonder what age group the majority of trannies are currently.

A couple of little tidbits from Bunker Sluts, Joe Lavery's collection of contagious-virus-themed tranny lewds. This is strong, earnest, needful work, OK?
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Lavery, a tenured professor, squashes his flabby moobs and flexes his lips for the camera. He has said that he worries his selfies won't look feminine unless he does that stupid kissy face. Sure Jan.
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What in the flying fuck is going on with these Bunker Sluts? It looks to be an MTF Grey Gardens troon who has drunkenly slathered purple crayon all over his eyebrows. Being "serviced" by an MTF with her tits chopped off, bandaids over her nipples, and a gimp mask EDIT it's a gimp mask of a fucking dog head, along with a dog harness. In a filthy squat with a bunch of holes in the plaster. With a developmentally disabled adult's Velcro shoes on the floor. WHY.
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Is a dom/sub relationship between a troon and an FTM a common thing? That's exactly the setup that Lavery and his wife Mallory have.

Incidentally, Mallory is currently "taking a break" from testosterone and is no longer using he/him pronouns. Uh-oh, Mallory, I hope you're not having buyer's remorse on the troonery so soon! Remember that your "wife" is desperate to "avoid dwindling into mere heterosexuality"!
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Husband. "They". You can't have both. They're your partner. An emotionless word for a deranged person, as fitting.

 

[Neko GF]

He will be back within a day

Not even a full 24 hours:

https://twitter.com/CateSpice/status/1244069998684803073 (Archive)

 

[Hell yeah dude]

I just found one of those while browsing r/transpassing today.

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At least there were some people in the comments section being, ya know, honest, and telling him he would never pass as "cis", but of course a bunch of other troons were quick to shout them down for "transphobia": https://www.reddit.com/r/transpassi...oo_scared_to_come_out_but_i_was_wondering_if/

Some men will kill for a jawline like this

 

[A Friendly Hoovy]

"Young people can't be themselves at the homes they are quarantined in",so they can totally trust these complete strangers online to look after their best interests:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=hI7_9NLZfqw

 

[OttoWest]

What in the flying fuck is going on with these Bunker Sluts? It looks to be an MTF Grey Gardens troon who has drunkenly slathered purple crayon all over his eyebrows. Being "serviced" by an MTF with her tits chopped off, bandaids over her nipples, and a gimp mask EDIT it's a gimp mask of a fucking dog head, along with a dog harness. In a filthy squat with a bunch of holes in the plaster. With a developmentally disabled adult's Velcro shoes on the floor. WHY.
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Is a dom/sub relationship between a troon and an FTM a common thing? That's exactly the setup that Lavery and his wife Mallory have.

Imagine you’ve just had a daughter. She’s tiny; you can cup her entire little head in your palm, her body crooked between your hand and elbow. You want the world for her, you will sacrifice for her— money, time, your own needs and wants go by the wayside so that she can thrive to be whatever it is she wants to be. You watch her grow, her talents develop, her mind sharpen— she is unique to the world in your eyes. Loved. Special.

Now imagine that same little girl as a dead-eyed twentysomething grad school dropout with her tits sliced off and wearing a rubber dog mask while kneeling at the feet of a degenerate transsexual twice her age.

...And the worst part is she’s not even getting paid for it.

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https://twitter.com/CateSpice/status/1244069998684803073 (Archive)

Looks like his beef is with someone named Violet Cameo (twitter is locked). Unsure exactly what the tweet was but it appears to be this one:



Apparently Violet has Dan on a twitter list view of men in their 40s who might be susceptible to COVID. That’s it. Not a “hope you die of WuFlu” or “may Tom Hanks give you CPR” just the title of a twitter list. Bit of a stretch, wouldn’t you say? A joke in bad taste certainly, but hardly bullying.

Also it’s pretty rich to play “I don’t want to publicly shame them” martyr act when you’ve previously posted the very tweet you’re yowling over.

“Old Spite” has a nice ring to it though.

Dan and VioletNotOcean have some history:


I HAVE 9000 FOLLOWERS I LORD OVER! TAKE THAT VIOLETCRUMBLE!

Do you want to fuck me?

Ah do declah Ah’m so tiahd of transphobes discussin mah geniteels:



Allow me to present “A Faker’s Dozen: Thirteen Tweets Where Dan Explicitly Talks About His Genitals”

 

[stupid fuck]

i'd love a Spicy Dan thread. every time i manage to forget he exists, he lobs a tard grenade then screams transphobia. he also clearly reads here.