❄️ Snowflake shoe0nhead / June Lapine / June La Porta & Armoured Skeptic / Gregory "Greg" Fluhrer - A poor man's Boxxy: rejected by Vaush, disowned by /pol/ for burning coal, sleeps in a dog's bed surrounded by trash, and her ex-boyfriend.

[Based Papa John]

Is it possible that Sanders is putting up an act to justify the millions his supporters, like ShoeonHead, had donated?

That assumes that Bernie actually cares about his supporters. I don't think he does. If he did, he'd a) actually fight Joe Biden, rather than preface every half-hearted jab with "Joe's a good friend of mine" or b) drop out rather than string them along. Bernie is not really "in" this fight because he's not really into it, period. What would he have to gain? Being President is nice, of course, but you have to have congressional support to get anything done. That's not going to happen. Also, being in power isn't like being in opposition: you actually have to craft policy and take responsibility for governance rather than just whine about your opponents. That's why some politicians - particularly of the more "radical" strain - really don't want power. Then you become the "man," so to speak, and you don't quite have the edge you once had. Being President and having to govern within the realities of, well, reality would inevitably require him to compromise in big ways that he really doesn't want to do. On top of that, being President is incredibly stressful: the office ages you. Having had a heart attack on the campaign trail, what do you think will happen to him if he were ever President? He's not guaranteed to finish his term, and could thus not enjoy a fourth house.

No, he really doesn't care for June and his other followers. He just wants their money.

 

[#zzz]

...Do you remember? Do you even remember who you really are, beneath all that grifting you do?

I think thats the problem, theres nothing underneath, even all the way back when she was June of boxxyfans, she was just someone that needed others attention in order to exist. Lock her alone in a cabin with food and no computer or phone, she'd be dead within the week.

 

[ggalin]

That assumes that Bernie actually cares about his supporters. I don't think he does. If he did, he'd a) actually fight Joe Biden, rather than preface every half-hearted jab with "Joe's a good friend of mine" or b) drop out rather than string them along. Bernie is not really "in" this fight because he's not really into it, period. What would he have to gain? Being President is nice, of course, but you have to have congressional support to get anything done. That's not going to happen. Also, being in power isn't like being in opposition: you actually have to craft policy and take responsibility for governance rather than just whine about your opponents. That's why some politicians - particularly of the more "radical" strain - really don't want power. Then you become the "man," so to speak, and you don't quite have the edge you once had. Being President and having to govern within the realities of, well, reality would inevitably require him to compromise in big ways that he really doesn't want to do. On top of that, being President is incredibly stressful: the office ages you. Having had a heart attack on the campaign trail, what do you think will happen to him if he were ever President? He's not guaranteed to finish his term, and could thus not enjoy a fourth house.

No, he really doesn't care for June and his other followers. He just wants their money.

i used to be in denial about it, but after watching the video of him lashing out at an interviewer for asking about his failing crusade to presidency, he used the global issues as an excuse to skip the question.. it’s like bernie knows that he’s failing, and won’t admit it (when all he could’ve done was be more aggressive and point out biden instead of praising him. it’s like it’s intentional).

funny shit.

 

[Tasty Tatty]

Both Sanders and Biden should be hidden and kept locked in because they both are in high danger of CoVid.

Like, I get them, they're awful, but I don't want them to die. The election is dead already, but they should not be.

 

[MediocreMilt]

Both Sanders and Biden should be hidden and kept locked in because they both are in high danger of CoVid.

Like, I get them, they're awful, but I don't want them to die. The election is dead already, but they should not be.

Maybe the DNC's last ditch effort is to elect Biden's VP pick. Because holy hell was their 2020 campaign a trainwreck.

"All my friends are six feet apart."

I mean, I know that's a joke but June has no friends. If she did they'd tell her the same shit we've been writing here about Greg.

People aren't kidding. The end of this is full of all the Tumblr buzzwords she used to rip on.

 

[Don't Tread on Me]

People aren't kidding. The end of this is full of all the Tumblr buzzwords she used to rip on.

I don't know why meeting Nyk had such a huge impact on June, but it really was a turning point for her. She must have found some sliver of empathy locked up inside that high school bully body and decided that if she hurt Nyk's feelings, she must never hurt anyone's feelings again.

 

[Chilson]

I don't know why meeting Nyk had such a huge impact on June, but it really was a turning point for her. She must have found some sliver of empathy locked up inside that high school bully body and decided that if she hurt Nyk's feelings, she must never hurt anyone's feelings again.

Nyk has the strange ability to trigger something in so many sleeper cows. She just might be their "glow in the dark" handler.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

"Guys, I'm screaming!"

June, you're 30.

That's probably what triggered her, "I'm not a stodgy old right winger, I'm a hip progressive!" identity crisis. I remember in an old video from several years ago she mentioned that the older she got the more "like, Republican" she got. Clearly with the big three-oh looming over her she's moved into the denial stage of grief for her lost youth and dwindling chance to have children. And now with her flipping out over Bernie losing the election she may be sliding into anger.

 

[AltisticRight]

"What else is he going to do while the US-Canadian border is shut down, you vanilla normie?!" Oh, I don't know: Maybe keep his jerkoff sessions to himself? Maybe not show his thirst for other women publically?

Or he will peg that boipucci of those traps and/or troons he lusts over constantly.
He should beat Alex Jones' record of 5000. Order super male vitality before it runs out!

 

[Xerxes IX]

He needs a fourth house.

That just means he and the skeptics are perfect for each other. The skeptics are grifters extraordinaire, politics or culture or whatever else they comment on is just a vehicle to get money and not an indication of any actual principles. Hence why all these people after years of "owning the SJWs" have now turned over a new leaf and gone the "we're sorry we're actually good leftists, promise" route now that that owning the SJWs is neither popular nor profitable on youtube. And the whole reason they got into triggering the libs in the first place is the Atheism community fell apart after the Atheism+ SJWs splintered it.

 

[Spiteful Crow]

Junie mentioned doing a video about manufactured outrage and that sounds interesting. Shoe Guevara can reinvent herself as a media critic instead of flicking her bean to Bernie. It's certainly better than being yet another Socialist YouTube ranter

 

[Mazinkaiser]

Shoe Guevara can reinvent herself as a media critic instead of flicking her bean to Bernie. It's certainly better than being yet another Socialist YouTube ranter

But then she'd be yet another media critic; this time without the opportunity of being the first one with tits (fake or otherwise). June's whole shtick is pretty standard, and since she's not that intelligent, she'd bring nothing to the table.

 

[Tasty Tatty]

Her whole schtick is saying "OMG IM SCREAMING" at things. And she's too much to the left to acknowledge the influence of bad elements in media or sports. Her critics could be so bad.

She could be happier vlogging about her life, but her life is less interesting than her takes.

 

[Spiteful Crow]

She could always start out in familiar territory by pointing out manufactured outrages used by feminists and establishment Democrats. I do agree that generating interesting content while still being an idiot will be difficult though. This will be a challenge for Junebug

 

[Dang Woodchucks!]

Or she could do "amateur" porn. She still has a nice figure, gets to show off the bolt-ons and her islamic "deviant" lifestyle while still avoiding fullfilling life choices and an actual job.

 

[b0o0pinsn0o0tz]

I just thought of the possibility of a pornhub video where June is sucking Greg's dick and I'm trying my best not to claw my eyes out.

 

[Celebrate Nite]

Or she could do "amateur" porn.

As someone who watches more amateur porn than regular porn, seeing her naked would do nothing for me. She's no different from the skinny toothpicks that appear on Nubiles.net

 

[StevieLasVegas]

Or she could do "amateur" porn. She still has a nice figure, gets to show off the bolt-ons and her islamic "deviant" lifestyle while still avoiding fullfilling life choices and an actual job.

If Greg has to be involved, hell the fuck no. No one wants to see his lard

If its June getting railed by someone else or masturbating, I'd watch it

 

[Dang Woodchucks!]

I just thought of the possibility of a pornhub video where June is sucking Greg's dick and I'm trying my best not to claw my eyes out.

I'm sorry for the psychological anguish.

As someone who watches more amateur porn than regular porn, seeing her naked would do nothing for me. She's no different from the skinny toothpicks that appear on Nubiles.net

Understandable.

If Greg has to be involved, hell the fuck no. No one wants to see his lard

If its June getting railed by someone else or masturbating, I'd watch it

Hopefully she's either broken enough by the election enough to fuck anyone or she goes into denial and sticks to solos. No one is gonna pay if Greg is gonna be there anyway.

 

[Kheapathic]

Hopefully she's either broken enough by the election enough to fuck anyone or she goes into denial and sticks to solos. No one is gonna pay if Greg is gonna be there anyway.

Greg can bring a troon to fuck June, he'll sit on the side and watch, like the big brain he is.