"Games and Online Harassment Hotline" launches - The Trans Lifeline, but for when you're called a dumb faggot in LoL

[Foxxo]

Bully Hunters 2.0?

 

[HarveyMCR]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=6vLmZ5Fkl6oGAMERS RISE

I'm fucking dying.

Hey incels. You wanna do something actually lolzy instead of shooting up Mosques? Pull a Joker move and kill people every day until Hillary Clinton gets on live TV and says the n word

 

[Foxxo]

The Games and Online Harassment Hotline is getting positive press already. We've already got a great testimonial, courtesy of some fat guy who tortures his dog and is afraid to utter the word "harassment."

The genuine, totally human hotline agent got a little bit shy when Quarterpounder revealed that his harasser was, in fact, the legendary Keemstar. But I'm sure that's just a tiny misstep on the Hotline's journey to greatness.

euthanizeyourcancerdogforfuckssake.mp4

You could have cut QuarterPounder's clip a LOT better, the final frame is going to haunt me until the day I die.

 

[Banh Xeo]

Plot twist: Hotline is run by Kiwis, Christmas 2020 is gonna be EPIC.

 

[Some Manajerk]

man, I'm going to get a lot of use out of this song.

 

[Immortal Technique]

This is one of those times I'd be more pleased that it turns out to be a scam that charges $1.99 per text than a real support hotline for faggots.

 

[augment]

This can only end in bans, blocks, reports and a dumb gay article on Polygon/Kotaku

 

[Sir Wesley Tailpipe]

I wonder if anyone has asked them if they have Battletoads yet...

 

[Next Task]

Anita really, really really really, wants to get more harassment, doesn't she.

 

[HarveyMCR]

EVE has player-run suicide hotlines. It also has huge communities of scammers and grifters. I don't think they need outside help with either.

Doesn't EVE have massive battles which regularly destroy 10s of thousands of dollars of goods? I would call a suicide hotline too if I lost a 5k ship in a stupid fucking video game

 

[The Real SVP]

I would call a suicide hotline too if I lost a 5k ship in a stupid fucking video game

Meanwhile a large part of the community loves this sort of shit. The risk of losing something that takes months to grind for tickles the same funny bones as gambling, and makes getting and using expensive stuff feel more meaningful. Never mind the satisfaction of breaking someone else's expensive toys.

 

[Notgoodwithusernames]

Oh man so many options for trolling but likely only one shot. Im honestly at a loss as to which prank I should choose

 

[Oh Shit I'm Sorry]

There's a lot of fun things you can do with this

Pick a random or person you dislike for whatever reason from steam/psn/xbl/nintendo online/etc and then make frequent calls to the hotline about how said person is the world's biggest bigot and stalking you from game to game doing every heinous thing you can think of making sure to give them the person's tag every time to see if you can get the hotline to take direct action against them after annoying them with complaints about him for long enough.

Call the hotline while sobbing as hard as you can because a 13 year old child bullied you and see how they respond.

Ask them what the most heinous things they've had reported are and then say it's because you're looking for new material.

Tell them you have no friends and try and get them to tell you their tags.

Pretend to be seconds away from killing yourself because someone called you a faggot online and see how long you can string them along for then say "I can't do this anymore, goodbye" and abruptly hang up.

Repeatedly call them confessing to committing some heinous crime and saying you're afraid to turn yourself in.

Call them and pretend to be legit then use sound clips from MrDeadMoth or whatever to make up a pretend girlfriend that won't stop pestering you after you tell her to stop so you start beating her.

Look up spoilers for all the current popular tv shows and movies and relay as many of them as you can to the receiver.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

I wonder if anyone has asked them if they have Battletoads yet...

Don't tempt me.

 

[gata]

Ah yes, the hotline for sensitive adults who can't handle immature babby banter.
lol Just turn/log off the computer/server nigga...

 

[Vapewizard]

Oh damn, it's her. I haven't thought about this woman in ages. Guess I can't blame her for trying to be relevant again cause it doesn't seem like anyone in general really cares unless she's involved in gamer drama.

 

[Secret Asshole]

Its literally going to be one person staring at a phone, dealing with hundreds and hundreds of straight up trolls. I give the person a week before they blow their brains out.

 

[Miller]

Wait, is that the Resetera logo?
Also why is she selling socks? She should make shirts with "you have my sword" on it so that former gamejourno fag who runs NoClip can wear it proudly.
As for the technical part of it, is possible to have a bot/AI that can reply to text messages while sounding like a human? I'm asking this because I seriously doubt that Anita the penny pincher would pay actual people for the job (see how the troon former gamejourno is close to becoming homeless while Anita posts pics of expensive meals from all around the world).

What happened to mute, block and report? It's the Internet.

You can't build a marketing scam out of this though.

 

[Novice Skull]

3 key figureheads are involved with this and yet the youtube channel for this grift could only muster two subscribers.

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

EVE has player-run suicide hotlines. It also has huge communities of scammers and grifters. I don't think they need outside help with either.

The scam victims might. Erotica One was a legend of a man, who would con people into giving him all their virtual possessions on the promise that he would give them back even more. He’d then get them into voice chat and make them debase themselves (reading out various documents/literature, singing the My Little Pony theme song, etc.) for hours on end until the inevitable screaming meltdown, then post the recording.