🍗 Deathfat Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser, ex-Muslim, apostate

[raritycunt]

The creep deep "cat" voice she begins her latest video with will haunt my dreams for years to come.
Not the kind of voice one wants to hear during a backwoods blowjob.

Honestly I love animals but it’s got to a point where if those cats died or ran away and we never heard that creepy cat voice again I wouldn’t be sad in the slightest. She manages to make animals annoying.

 

[lisa_simpson]

You know how people say that if someone is constantly accusing people of cheating or stealing it's because they themselves are thieves or cheaters so they think everyone else is too?

Chantal screams bully, yet every story time puts somebody or several somebodies on full blast. Gotta love that utter lack of self-awareness.

 

[Dank Souls]

Looks like another fake account.

It is; it's a parody account of Chantal. It's also one of the best pages that has ever graced Instagram.

 

[Cock wombler]

Why does she only harass 1 cat? I'm under the impression she has 2 but we only really see her tormenting Sam. I hope it's because the other hates her and tries to scratch her face off if she gets too close.

 

[Whatthefuck]

Why does she only harass 1 cat? I'm under the impression she has 2 but we only really see her tormenting Sam. I hope it's because the other hates her and tries to scratch her face off if she gets too close.

She barely acknowledges poor Bebejunes. It's really sad because she's a senior cat who probably needs more care. She's likely got arthritis that would make it hard to groom herself so she needs to be brushed and she may be developing kidney issues due to age. Chantal practically ignores her.

 

[Strine]

It is; it's a parody account of Chantal. It's also one of the best pages that has ever graced Instagram.

It's kind of funny, but very on-the-nose, and if you're going to parody Chantal, you need to type like her.

I parody Chantal by starting nearly every sentence with I. I don't use much punctuation. If you're going to criticise my Chantal parody, that is just ridiculous. You don't know what it's like parodying Chantal. If you expect someone with self diagnosed [no hyphen] eaiting disorders to recover overnight then that is just f%&cked because fucked has seven letters when I censor it and what the f#@ck is a comma. I don't use many contractions except for don't and won't and I don't know what a contraction is and I am not afraid to use sentence fragments. Because I have an English degree. Most people could stand to learn a thing or two about that...and about how I don't space after an ellipsis, except I don't know the word "elipsis" and also passive agressive no hyphen smiley faces :-). I use sentences that run on and don't go anywhere and use "which" as a verbal semicolon sentence joiny thing which I don't know if it's grammatically correct. The start of a sentence, will often feature a needless comma that should have happened three words later. I am still typing because I don't know what paragraph spacing is and I don't care if bullies can not read my text wall even though I went to all the effort of chimping out and typing it. Maybe my enter key is broken :-). Sometimes when I start to chimp out I start capitalising words like EVERYTHING and use several question marks???? I say per cent because I speak French!!!!!!!! You will notice, that when I am chimping out I say "you" at the start of sentences instead of I...because you are the problem and I am not at fault for anything. I am so over this and never posting again. Ridiculous.

 

[Agoodpotroast]

Why does she only harass 1 cat? I'm under the impression she has 2 but we only really see her tormenting Sam. I hope it's because the other hates her and tries to scratch her face off if she gets too close.

Same. And her cat voice is so annoying, I know people talk to their pets in a baby voice but Chantal makes me wanna claw my eyes out.

 

[Strine]

I've never heard of that easily accessible bootleg alcohol, especially outside Kentucky. Is she stupid and is just calling cheap liquor bootleg or were teens from her hometown actually making bootleg alcohol? lmao

Neither. She's lying. You've already thought more about this than she has.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

Chinny as a 'goth' probably meant she went heavy on the eyeliner and maybe owned a Tool tee shirt or something. These days you can get plus sized version of weird clothes online, but back when Chinny was in high school, nothing like what the mall goth kids were wearing would have been easily available to her. She'd long since sized out of Hot Topic, and Torrid didn't hit Canada till 2015, apparently.

 

[KimWexlerEsq]

What's the deal with Chantal and bootleg alcohol? She's mentioned multiple times that when she was younger that's all they drank. In her story about making out with the 70 year old when she was like 18, she talks about drinking moonshine alcohol with her friend. Then in the latest video she mentions bootleg alcohol and now another mention of bootleg alcohol. Where the fuck is she getting this bootleg alcohol?

I've never heard of that easily accessible bootleg alcohol, especially outside Kentucky. Is she stupid and is just calling cheap liquor bootleg or were teens from her hometown actually making bootleg alcohol? lmao

I’m almost certain she’s referring to the concoction kids make in their early teens when they skim a bit off the top of their parents’ various bottles of liquor so they won’t notice it missing; enough to fill about half a water bottle. Then her friends would go buy soda or juice to mix with this horrific brew and Chantal would buy half the food in the store. I really can’t tell anymore if she’s lying to look cool (“Moonshine,” COME ON) or is stupid enough to actually think that’s what “bootleg” booze is.

What are the withdrawals from greasy, fatty food? Your blood pressure possibly lowering? Losing weight? Not having an orgasm with every bite of food? I'm genuinely confused. I know it's been said before, but she's acting like she's about to withdrawal from heroin.

Give us a break, Chinny.

Withdrawals certainly serious enough to warrant a GoFundMe-financed inpatient detox

I’m amused that after farmers in this thread accused her of not actually reading the book, she took photos of the book. “See you guise? I can totally read!”

She definitely read here yesterday (so she probably read Charlie’s thread, too), then drove to the bookstore to buy a copy to take a photo of a page for Instagram. Waiting for Amazon delivery would have seemed too obvious, and that’s not her style. I’m sure the Starbucks in every Indigo (main Canadian bookstore chain) didn’t factor into her decision at all. Although on her way out she might have just stopped in to pick up some Madeleine cookies for Bibi. They still care so much about each other and are both always doing thoughtful things like that. Chantal even makes sure to save some of every meal for him. She was feeling a bit peckish at Starbucks because she hadn’t eaten since her last meal but didn’t get anything for herself. She would just wait because she prefers to have homemade food - not the kind homemade in restaurants, but the sort she spiritually prepares herself.

 

[Rach_Rockatansky_2020]

Oh lawd.

 

[Pizza Sloth]

They don't need to "renovate" which would imply construction. They just need to do normal paint, patching and carpet cleaning (if carpets). Seeing that she mentioned the tenants are in the process of moving out by end of March, the 15 April date is feasible and common as I've indicated before.

 

[Reilly]

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They don't need to "renovate" which would imply construction. They just need to do normal paint, patching and carpet cleaning (if carpets). Seeing that she mentioned the tenants are in the process of moving out by end of March, the 15 April date is feasible and common as I've indicated before.

I’m really really surprised to see this. How are they affording it? What am I missing?

 

[toadoftoadhall]

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They don't need to "renovate" which would imply construction. They just need to do normal paint, patching and carpet cleaning (if carpets). Seeing that she mentioned the tenants are in the process of moving out by end of March, the 15 April date is feasible and common as I've indicated before.

I simply love her little implication that it is Bibi and not her filthy fuck hiding pizza boxes in every closet ass- that caused the cockroaches. Maybe I'm the queen of projection but that was my take away from her little sayonara to the cockaroaches. Eggplant head really thinks she won't move the creepy little bastards right on in with her and Peetz.

 

[Punkinsplice]

So is this the terraced dream home with the big kitchen and one hour commute for Peetz or the fourth floor shit hole that made her chimp out and binge?

 

[Fae’ri]

I’m really really surprised to see this. How are they affording it? What am I missing?

From the bottom of my heart, I hope they can’t afford the first month’s rent and are evicted. I’m sorry to the financially stable educated young family whose housing opportunity was snatched by this ticcing waste of oxygen.

 

[DelicateMageflower]

Well Peetz, time to enjoy being broke for the rest of your life. You should have plenty of time to reflect on it during your two hour daily commute.

 

[raritycunt]

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They don't need to "renovate" which would imply construction. They just need to do normal paint, patching and carpet cleaning (if carpets). Seeing that she mentioned the tenants are in the process of moving out by end of March, the 15 April date is feasible and common as I've indicated before.

Ah so the bedbound mukbangathon era with peetz begins.

 

[Beezer]

Am I the only one excited for this next phase of Chinny madness?

Imagine the amount of food she's going to shove down her gullet now that she'll have peetz to go pick it up for her.

She WILL try to date and lord help me I can't wait for that Trainwreck to begin.

Get pumped, gorls. The sheer amount of insanity that is about to descend upon us is going to be glorious.

*Cheers*

 

[Pepper Jack]

Congrats on the apartment Chantal! To celebrate, you should do an Arby's mook-bong and film it. You deserve it after all.