Dumbest things you got in trouble for at school
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- 23 de Jun, 2015
Throwing cream cheese on the ceiling of the cafeteria.
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- 30 de Sep, 2018
Did you actually do anything to him later?
If I were you I'd knock the fucker out
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- 3 de Abr, 2017
In elementary got in trouble for kicking a dodgeball. Not during a game or anything. Just walking around recess, coming across a dodgeball, and kicking it to no one or nowhere in particular. Apparently there was some secret rule that you were only allowed to kick soccer balls while dodgeballs were never to be kicked. Had to sit inside for a week of recesses.
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- 12 de Ene, 2017
Yeah, I remember the aides yelling at kids jumping off the swing or doing those flips in elementary school.
In first grade, in music class we were playing hangman for some reason, and when it was my turn I thought it'd be funny to say "fart". Kids laughed of course, but the music teacher got in my face and he said slowly to never say that word again, and then my teacher pulled me aside before recess to give me a scolding about saying inappropriate words. Almost got detention for that. I don't know exactly was the most inappropriate about it, the word "fart" or that it had nothing to do with hangman--probably the latter but meh.
I actually wasn't the most well-behaved kid in elementary school anyway, but that's the dumbest thing I can think of.
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- 25 de Mayo, 2019
The disciplinarian tried to get me in trouble for fighting someone in the woods after school but I denied it over and over and there was nothing he could do in the end. Also my friend rearranged the keys on a keyboard to say "Assfuckers". The kid he stole the extra S from tattled on him.
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- 30 de Jun, 2017
Once I almost got sent to the principal's office for looking at a poster that was on the closet wall. She thought I was looking at a "trouble" kid and egging him on to misbehave.
Seriously? That was literally every day of recess at my elementary school, and this was a 2000's WASP neighborhood. Kids did way more dangerous shit without getting in any more trouble than a teacher yelling at them to stop.
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- 10 de Sep, 2019
In elementary school, we were making Christmas ornements with these kind of metal wires with fluff on them. I was making a wire-frame ball and I said it was a skeleton (it's like a structure, you know). The teacher told me that skeletons were considered violence and I should stop what I was doing. Why tho?
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- 10 de Sep, 2013
I was a super well behaved kid but I remember getting in trouble for various things that I either didn't do or for vague reasons that no one bothered to explain to me. Little-Me would get so worked up about it I'd be practically sobbing cause when you're 7, getting in trouble is like getting convicted of war crimes. I also think that there must be a requirement somewhere which states that school counsellors must be deeply unsettling and cannot possess a soul.
In middle school I had a teacher repeatedly mispronounce my name and eventually I made a "jesus christ you are a dumb cunt" noise. She pulled me aside after class and after explaining that to her that she isn't calling me by the correct name she got snippy and told me that becasue HER name is hard to pronounce that I have no right to get mad at her for getting my name wrong. This is the thing I look back on most bitterly because ever since then I'm hesitant to correct people when they call me the wrong name.
In middle school I had a teacher repeatedly mispronounce my name and eventually I made a "jesus christ you are a dumb cunt" noise. She pulled me aside after class and after explaining that to her that she isn't calling me by the correct name she got snippy and told me that becasue HER name is hard to pronounce that I have no right to get mad at her for getting my name wrong. This is the thing I look back on most bitterly because ever since then I'm hesitant to correct people when they call me the wrong name.
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- 20 de Mayo, 2019
I lied on the floor once, got detention, worth it
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- 2 de Oct, 2018
I kicked out a window on a dare (in my defense it was already shattered and needed to be replaced).
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- 1 de Ene, 2020
got expelled from homeschool for beating up the teacher, breaking things, and refusing to do any of the work
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- 12 de Jul, 2018
I got into trouble in middle school for getting up during lunch and throwing away a 
carton in the trash. Apparently it was one of those days where students weren't allowed to get up until the assistant principals told you. So imagine grown adults yelling at a child for doing something as mundane as throwing away garbage. I got In School Suspension over it too, although I forgot how long.
carton in the trash. Apparently it was one of those days where students weren't allowed to get up until the assistant principals told you. So imagine grown adults yelling at a child for doing something as mundane as throwing away garbage. I got In School Suspension over it too, although I forgot how long.
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- 27 de Nov, 2019
I got in trouble on the bus in elementary school for bringing a dead spider that was in a cup. My teacher encouraged stuff like that because we could learn from it but my bus driver got really mad and got in my face over it. Bus driver was a really mean old woman and got mad at a lot of dumb crap. I told my mom and my mom was mad at her for getting mad at me so at least I was only in trouble once and not grounded.
Refused to do part of a senior project and I didn't get any disciplinary stuff but my teacher thought something was wrong with me I guess and she called in a counselor to talk to me to find out what was wrong but nothing was actually wrong, I just didn't want to do the project because I thought it was dumb. I chalk it up to being so close to graduating that I didn't want to do it and I wasn't going to play along to get a good grade anymore. I knew I'd still pass the semester even without the project points and just said no.
Same class as above (but with a sub teacher while the main teacher was out for maternity leave) the sub read an article to us about fat people being charged extra money for having to buy two plane seats and literally everyone said that they should have to pay for an extra seat and she lashed out and told us all we had no compassion and were insensitive. I think that was the first virtue signaling I ever dealt with in person. It seemed like such an odd thing to "teach" us about, you know?
Refused to do part of a senior project and I didn't get any disciplinary stuff but my teacher thought something was wrong with me I guess and she called in a counselor to talk to me to find out what was wrong but nothing was actually wrong, I just didn't want to do the project because I thought it was dumb. I chalk it up to being so close to graduating that I didn't want to do it and I wasn't going to play along to get a good grade anymore. I knew I'd still pass the semester even without the project points and just said no.
Same class as above (but with a sub teacher while the main teacher was out for maternity leave) the sub read an article to us about fat people being charged extra money for having to buy two plane seats and literally everyone said that they should have to pay for an extra seat and she lashed out and told us all we had no compassion and were insensitive. I think that was the first virtue signaling I ever dealt with in person. It seemed like such an odd thing to "teach" us about, you know?
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- 4 de Oct, 2019
Got detention in 2nd grade for running up a hill and making a funny face at a teacher when giving something to her.
In some time during middle school, got detention for joking with a friend (who also explained to the teacher it was a joke since they were in on it too) but apparently that was too close to bullying.
Didn’t get punished ever after that from what I can remember, slept through most of high school but teachers were chill so it was fine.
In some time during middle school, got detention for joking with a friend (who also explained to the teacher it was a joke since they were in on it too) but apparently that was too close to bullying.
Didn’t get punished ever after that from what I can remember, slept through most of high school but teachers were chill so it was fine.
I never got that, isn't it the parent's property?
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- 11 de Mayo, 2019
I got suspended for correcting my 5th grade teachers pronunciation of the capital of South Dakota(Pierre). She pronounced it "pee air" and I told her it was pronounced "peer". When my pop found out, he went to the school and told the silly bint that she was wrong, and I was right, because the correct pronunciation of a place is how the residents of said place pronounce it. I was pretty damn proud of my dad. The teacher disliked me after that, but didn't fuck with me anymore.
Moral of the story: South Dakotan's don't french.
Moral of the story: South Dakotan's don't french.