🪦 Deceased Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

[repentance]

Lowtax and his mom are really playing up that whole illegal immigrant thing. It plays right into Leafwife's narrative that he used her immigration status to abuse her. Not a good look, Low-T. The two ex-wives continue to look like the only adults in the room.

Excepts from this would make real nice SA banner ads.

Well ain't that interesting.

 

[Questionable Ceviche]

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Well ain't that interesting.

I think the mother may have hurt her son's case more than she realizes by admitting that she is not only responsible for immigration but also denying that abuse takes place. Looking at this from Ashli's perspective, what the fuck possible benefit could it have for her to go to her husband's mother, who holds wife's immigration in her hands, and admit that this woman's son is hurting her? The only remotely sensible thing to do in this sitaution is to try to hide the abuse as much as possible in order to have stability for her toddler. Ashli coud have peaced the fuck out back to Canadaland in a second if not for wanting what is best for her daughter, and what is best for her daughter is to not leave her with her pillhead deadbeat father and his BPD side piece.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

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Well ain't that interesting.

Surprise surprise Lowtax’s mom is a huge piece of shit too. Can someone let the goons know that Lowtax and his mom are calling up ICE trying to get an immigrant woman with a child thrown into detention and deported? Goons should be so proud that Lowtax and his mum like to snitch to ICE.


Why the fuck would Lowtax’s mom be the “bond holder” Why is there a “bond”? I don’t know if she just doesn’t know what shes talking about and meant “sponsor” but if it really is bond that means Ashlii had to go to immigration detention center and be bonded out. (Actual bond money may or may not be involved. In a situation like this a judge would usually just allow her to be released on her own recognizance. I highly doubt there is any bond and think Lowtax’s mom just decided to use the term bond, instead of sponsor, to vilify Ashlii and make her sound like a criminal.)

How shocking Ashlii wouldn’t complain to her enabling mother in law that she’s being abused or treated like shit by mommy’s precious baby boy. I’m sure telling MIL anything wouldn’t immediately result in Lowtax being told and flying into a rage to get her stfu. Sounds like Lowtax and mom worked together to keep Ashlii on a short leash and under their thumb.

I wonder if his mom also hates the first ex, Megan? I hope Lowtax introduced her to M’Lady Bogan Lay, branding expert and savior of SA’s income stream.

 

[Throwing Romans]

Here's LowT's statement.

 

[Baggywrinkle]

I wouldn’t parse the cop’s narrative as exactly what was said. “Carol is the mother of Richard Kyanka’s mother.” His grandmother? Not likely. The overall message is clear, but Hemingway she ain’t.

 

[Rebel Wilson]

Here's LowT's statement.

- Ricky Kyanka Age 10

I wouldn’t parse the cop’s narrative as exactly what was said. “Carol is the mother of Richard Kyanka’s mother.” His grandmother? Not likely. The overall message is clear, but Hemingway she ain’t.

Yeah she also said November 2018 was when this all started.

 

[Doctor Jizzmopper]

Nice house he just bought for someone being too poor to afford medical treatment.

4 bd3.5 ba3,191 sqft
5508 NE Oaks Ridge Ln, Lees Summit, MO 64064
Sold: $343,000Sold on 02/27/17Zestimate®: $354,015

Est. refi payment: $1,811/moGet current rates

5508 NE Oaks Ridge Ln, Lees Summit, MO 64064 | Zillow

Zestimate® Home Value: $356,895. Gorgeous, move in ready 4 bedroom home. Main floor master bedroom with fireplace, double vanity, whirlpool tub, and walk-in closet with window seat. Updated kitchen with hardwood flooring, large pantry with pull out shelves, formal dining room, main floor...

www.zillow.com

 

[Trip Chesterton III]

Here's the police report on Richard's supposed "Parental Kidnapping" report. Goes into some detail on the situation. Here are some cuts I found interesting. It's not a long read, but I'm short on time so I figured I'd share the whole thing.

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lol I didn't realize Ashli was taller than Lowtax.

 

[Maggots on a Train v2]

Lowtax's mom is an attorney, and she still wasted the cops' time to tell them her son is a good boy who dindu nuffin wrong. They hear that in every single case.

 

[Baggywrinkle]

I also like how the cop cornered him on why he didn’t report the kidnapping sooner. “Uh I didn’t know where they were.” “You knew they were in a shelter” a fact which he did blast all over the internet for some reason.
Do all kidnappers tell you where they take the kid? “Hey I’m just gonna take your kid now, we’ll be at this address if you need anything.”

he probably wanted to wait until after Xmas because he was too busy fuckin a Mormon to buy presents.

 

[Throwing Romans]

Nice house he just bought for someone being too poor to afford medical treatment.

4 bd3.5 ba3,191 sqft
5508 NE Oaks Ridge Ln, Lees Summit, MO 64064
Sold: $343,000Sold on 02/27/17Zestimate®: $354,015

Est. refi payment: $1,811/moGet current rates

5508 NE Oaks Ridge Ln, Lees Summit, MO 64064 | Zillow

Zestimate® Home Value: $356,895. Gorgeous, move in ready 4 bedroom home. Main floor master bedroom with fireplace, double vanity, whirlpool tub, and walk-in closet with window seat. Updated kitchen with hardwood flooring, large pantry with pull out shelves, formal dining room, main floor...

www.zillow.com

I'm pretty sure he's been there for a few years. Between LowT and his Mom they have some good property though. Ashli is on none of it currently.

 

[forums poster wow]

Here's LowT's statement.

megan 100% reads the offsites, so if taxman's claims are correct this settles the question of, "is ashlii aware of the mountain of evidence lowtax has put online"

 

[sperginity]

rice wife says he hit her. it was wise for maple wife to get out before it got to that point.

 

[Trip Chesterton III]

rice wife says he hit her. it was wise for maple wife to get out before it got to that point.

Who's to say it hasn't gotten to that point? So far just Lowtax, and he isn't exactly a reliable narrator

 

[Wargarbl]

Who's to say it hasn't gotten to that point? So far just Lowtax, and he isn't exactly a reliable narrator

In the full report, she said he had "put hands on her" a few times and punched walls to intimidate her during arguments, so it sounds like it was escalating towards physical abuse.

 

[Baggywrinkle]

Who's to say it hasn't gotten to that point? So far just Lowtax, and he isn't exactly a reliable narrator

In one of the live streams he admits that he doesn’t remember ever hitting her. If he’s frequently hopped up on goofballs then he’s in no position to call her a liar.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

- Ricky Kyanka Age 10



Yeah she also said November 2018 was when this all started.

No shit. Lowtax should cop to being drug addict because if he wrote that statement sober it means he’s a barely literate, grade A, moron.

I can only imagine how the court and cops reacted to him filing this report 60 plus days after he last saw his wife and daughter. I mean the holidays were busy, he had a new girlfriend to do blow with, gaming streams to do, scripts to refill, etc...anyone should understand why he only found the time to file a kidnapping report in late January.

 

[Blake Chortles]

I wrote elementary school book reports that were more coherent.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

I think the mother may have hurt her son's case more than she realizes by admitting that she is not only responsible for immigration but also denying that abuse takes place. Looking at this from Ashli's perspective, what the fuck possible benefit could it have for her to go to her husband's mother, who holds wife's immigration in her hands, and admit that this woman's son is hurting her? The only remotely sensible thing to do in this sitaution is to try to hide the abuse as much as possible in order to have stability for her toddler. Ashli coud have peaced the fuck out back to Canadaland in a second if not for wanting what is best for her daughter, and what is best for her daughter is to not leave her with her pillhead deadbeat father and his BPD side piece.

Surprise surprise Lowtax’s mom is a huge piece of shit too. Can someone let the goons know that Lowtax and his mom are calling up ICE trying to get an immigrant woman with a child thrown into detention and deported? Goons should be so proud that Lowtax and his mum like to snitch to ICE.


Why the fuck would Lowtax’s mom be the “bond holder” Why is there a “bond”? I don’t know if she just doesn’t know what shes talking about and meant “sponsor” but if it really is bond that means Ashlii had to go to immigration detention center and be bonded out. (Actual bond money may or may not be involved. In a situation like this a judge would usually just allow her to be released on her own recognizance. I highly doubt there is any bond and think Lowtax’s mom just decided to use the term bond, instead of sponsor, to vilify Ashlii and make her sound like a criminal.)

How shocking Ashlii wouldn’t complain to her enabling mother in law that she’s being abused or treated like shit by mommy’s precious baby boy. I’m sure telling MIL anything wouldn’t immediately result in Lowtax being told and flying into a rage to get her stfu. Sounds like Lowtax and mom worked together to keep Ashlii on a short leash and under their thumb.

I wonder if his mom also hates the first ex, Megan? I hope Lowtax introduced her to M’Lady Bogan Lay, branding expert and savior of SA’s income stream.

Grandma, isn't it?

"the mother of Richard Kyanka's mother"

 

[Throwing Romans]

Grandma, isn't it?

"the mother of Richard Kyanka's mother"

No, it's his mother Carol Kyanka. The officer writing the report should've proofread this, but badly written reports are par for the course.