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I am watching some coverage of the Iowa caucuses hoping for some decent salt, but it looks like the Democratic party of Iowa has fumbled the counting process so badly that the results are still in limbo.

Technical difficulties? Or are they flying in Stonetear to wipe their servers down with a cloth?
 
What an exceptionally weak attempt at humour inthat Anne Frank Pic. Such a flacid attempt at humour. Aslo, anyone with a username of "Seanbaby" should probably be shot. I wish people had the dignity of being ashamed of themselves when they were such pathertic fucks.

When I was a tiny tiny little child, the religious right were (probably correctly) mainstream cultures favorite punching bag badguys, while simultaneously having enough power to actually still BE the bad guys if you let them. They hated fun, they hated freedom, they hated music and video games and sex. They hated anything being outside of their control. And they occasionally won a fight here or there to prove they meant what they said.

They were also a joke. They were nervous that a puppet in a children's show being the wrong color would make babies turn gay. They were nervous that letting two dudes hold hands would cause society to collapse. They were nervous that teenagers might be curious about having sex. So they never really had staying power, because anyone who really sat down and thought about the situation realize that super basic ethics meant you can't just dominate someone's entire life just to prevent yourself from becoming uncomfortable. People yearn to be free.

But inside some people there beats the heart of a would-be dictator. Someone who thinks that the way they think is the only way to think. There are people who would gladly ignore your freedom and any basic ethical arguments about justice in favor of making you stop acting, thru any means possible, in a way that they disapprove of. And somewhere along the lines, the little dictators on the religious right either gave up or died off, and almost imperceptibly gave way to the religious left. The same unthinking unfeeling dictators that want to control what you think say or do. The only difference is that they're not doing it for a God with a scripture, they're doing it because they feel like it's correct.

That's why they're constantly attacking each other. They all have different feelings on what's really correct.

But deep down they all also remember a time when it was easy. When the bad guy painted a target on themselves and united in one easy to strike group with one easy to stop goal. And so they still strike out at the ghost of a villain they've already destroyed. The silhouette of a monster that's not there anymore. A monster they're starting to look more and more like the more they thrash at an empty space.

Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.
The RR did wield a great deal of power at one point. Probably similar to the current progressive twats, but they weren't ENTIRELY unhinged, and actually had competent people with at least a fundamental grasp of reality involved with the federal power structure. For the times, they were batshit crazy but a sobering and serious concern. Culturally, they became the joke and not the fearful enemy sometime during the rise of Grunge and Clinton's first term. Retconning them as dismissively comically weak would be like saying, with a false historical hindsight, that the current progressives were just a bunch of losers everyone laughed at about their microaggressions and banning the LionKing or whatever.

In both cases, they are pathetic losers, but the RR weren't some bizarre fringe with no power. They wielded legitimate power and cancelled people like mohtherfuckers, and would have been as egregious as the prog fags are now if they had the Internet.

And the companion series, "I Assassinated All My Enemies But A Fool In Orange Appeared And Took My Turn!!"
I hope Trump does a quiet, introspective , yet comical autobiography when this is all over called "A Funny Thing Happened to Me on the Way to Impeachment" glorifying and exagerating his accomplishments.
 
I am watching some coverage of the Iowa caucuses hoping for some decent salt, but it looks like the Democratic party of Iowa has fumbled the counting process so badly that the results are still in limbo.

Technical difficulties? Or are they flying in Stonetear to wipe their servers down with a cloth?

And all the nominees gave truncated versions of their victory speeches. What a shitshow.
 
According to insiders at the Iowa DNC who are still sorting things out the top dogs are apparently Sanders, Buttigieg and Warren.

If Biden is falling behind even fucking Warren and Buttigieg these primaries could be an absolute goat fuck.
 
According to insiders at the Iowa DNC who are still sorting things out the top dogs are apparently Sanders, Buttigieg and Warren.

If Biden is falling behind even fucking Warren these primaries could be an absolute goat fuck.
It's time to put Sleepy Joe to bed. It's about 4 years past his bedtime.
 
According to insiders at the Iowa DNC who are still sorting things out the top dogs are apparently Sanders, Buttigieg and Warren.

If Biden is falling behind even fucking Warren and Buttigieg these primaries could be an absolute goat fuck.
I just saw a (unsourced, unverifiable) screenshot of Biden losing to Klobucher. Take with a grain of salt, but... :story:
 
What an exceptionally weak attempt at humour inthat Anne Frank Pic. Such a flacid attempt at humour. Aslo, anyone with a username of "Seanbaby" should probably be shot. I wish people had the dignity of being ashamed of themselves when they were such pathertic fucks.

Seanbaby was funny as hell in the 2000s (and pretty politically incorrect) but he's fallen pretty hard today, it's a very sad case.
 
Seanbaby was funny as hell in the 2000s (and pretty politically incorrect) but he's fallen pretty hard today, it's a very sad case.

Been thinking about this a lot recently and I think it comes down to good old fashioned peer pressure. The world is not a nice place, therefore, the truth is not nice. The media uses it's influence to shame us into ignoring those truths in order to push their progressive agenda. No one wants to be seen as a bad person even if it means ignoring the fact sexualizing children is disgusting, refugees are making the western world a worse place and socialism is both a money pit and a mass grave in one. That's how people like Seanbaby here turn into massive pussies.
 
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After the utter failure of the impeachment trial, his inevitable acquittal on Wednesday and now the catastrophe that is the Democrats pretending that they can competently run the Iowa caucuses, I can't wait to see the State of the Union Address tonight. If there isn't shit being flung so high that it hits the rafters I'll be disappointed.
 
Should've been Clinton for the pure memery

Bloombergs spent ~$248m in ad buys since November which was more than the entire Clinton 2016 campaign including the general and three times the current top runners combined. He's also said to be fuming since Trump called him a midget who wants to stand on boxes.
Democrat presidential candidate Mike Bloomberg is reportedly “fuming” over President Donald Trump’s attacks on his height and is preparing to enact his revenge against the president for the attacks.

Trump, who has repeatedly referred to Bloomberg as “mini Mike,” hit the former New York City mayor hard during a Fox News interview that aired during the Super Bowl pre-game show when asked by Sean Hannity what the first thing was that came to his mind when it came to each of the top Democrat presidential candidates.

When Trump was asked about Bloomberg, he said, “Uh, very little. I just think of little. You know, now he wants a box for the debates to stand on. Okay, it’s okay, there’s nothing wrong. You can be short. Why should he get a box to stand on, okay? He wants a box for the debates. Why should he be entitled to that? Really. Does that mean everyone else gets a box?”

FOX Business Senior Correspondent Charles Gasparino reported on Sunday that Bloomberg was furious over the insult and appears to have already planned out how to hit back at the president.

Gasparino tweeted: “SCOOP-inside the @MikeBloomberg campaign advisers say Bloomy is fuming over @realDonaldTrump’s attacks, mocking of his height. BBG now says he will fund even @BernieSanders to beat Trump. He plans to ramp up the personal attacks vs Trump through even more pointed TV ads”




While Trump and Bloomberg are both billionaires, Bloomberg reportedly has much deeper pockets than Trump does as he is worth $60.2 billion compared to Trump’s estimated $3.1 billion net worth.

Bloomberg’s wealth is already becoming a problem in the race as his Democrat rivals struggle to keep up with the amount of money that he is spending in advertisements, which also attack Trump.

“To date, Bloomberg has dished out a massive $248 million to run commercials since declaring his candidacy for president in late November, according to the latest data from the ad-tracking firm Advertising Analytics,” Fox News reported. “By comparison, no other candidate in the Democratic presidential primary field has topped $30 million in spending.”

Advertising Analytics account manager Ben Taber told Fox News: “Bloomberg’s buy is truly unprecedented. For context, the Clinton campaign in 2016 spent $230 million throughout the course of the entire election, including the general. Bloomberg has spent more than that since November 25th. This cycle, Bloomberg has spent three times more than Sanders, Warren, Buttigieg, and Biden, combined.”
Finally someone who is a fair match up with Trump’s tiny hands. Dude does need a stack of 30,000 bucks to stand on to reach Trump’s chin though.

Bloomberg is a complete non-starter from what I’ve observed casually in my work life. I see Bernie stickers and Bootyblast signs here and there but most lawns are empty. I’ve seen more interest in Warren than I’ve seen for Bloomberg and Styer combined. Though this is all anecdotal. If Bernie decides to take a dive again like the jobber he was in 2016 for Biden then I will laugh my ass off because while all the democratic voters are united in ousting Trump, Bernie is literally the only one I see excitement FOR, rather than just “someone anyone please oust the orange man who is bad”.
 
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Someone seems to be having a good morning...

EDIT: Oh my he must be feeling real fuckin happy right about now
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Well, if that was the case, it kinda got fucked up with the last page.
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Seems like he did the smart thing and just avoided the mess altogether, even if it was he didn’t want to die.
This is what I got from it after reading it.
Offers to buy an incredibly dangerous thing at high cost just to keep it out of the hands of lesser nations
Doesn't take it since he would die if he did, avoiding a potentially destabilizing event and empowering less principled people.
Bullshits that he has it anyway, ensuring American supremacy and world stability, even gets a compliment from Ryuk for his sensibility
Will be remembered as a saint for obtaining the ultimate power and then leaving it
Zoomer dies because he was a retard zoomer who wanted to win without taking any risk or responsibility
So even when Trump is supposed to be retarded he wins.

It wasn't that bad.
 
@It's HK-47 something I have noticed on the discourse concerning Trump, is the conflation of any lobbyist or former lobbyist who ever worked in the Trump administration with the "swamp" Trump is trying to drain, and therefore saying that Trump is a massive hypocrite, even though the "swamp" are the deep state and bureaucrats, not rando lobbyists.

Precisely how disingenuous is this?

According to this, it's because of the city bordering the Kansas River. Kansas City, MS is the more populated of the two, which is where the Kansas City Chiefs are based in.

Which the river was named after the Kansa Indians. Interesting.
Why are you making these dumb attempts at reddit-tier gotchas?
 
@It's HK-47 something I have noticed on the discourse concerning Trump, is the conflation of any lobbyist or former lobbyist who ever worked in the Trump administration with the "swamp" Trump is trying to drain, and therefore saying that Trump is a massive hypocrite, even though the "swamp" are the deep state and bureaucrats, not rando lobbyists.

Precisely how disingenuous is this?


Why are you making these dumb attempts at reddit-tier gotchas?
I don't know what that is. He said "for whatever reason", I didn't know either so I looked it up and shared information.
 
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