Shy Hard 2: Shy Harder

@Valiant, there's nothing gay about admiring another man's dick, as long as you express clearly that your interest is completely platonic.
Some fondling may be initiated if visual inspection proves unsatisfying, as long as the words "no homo" are clearly uttered.

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I'm not sure. I think they have a tendency to enjoy domination and the sensation of danger. I think a guy who exudes the threat of violence will draw women, but I'm not sure I'd go so far to say that they enjoy when it is explicitly carried out.

I'll say that when a guy hits a woman, they'll often be surprisingly forgiving partly because there's some element of it that is attractive, but that it's a balancing act subconsciously, a threshold of violence that they'll reject. So if you're a threatening guy who lashes out briefly, say, every 6 months, you'll probably retain the adoration of your girlfriend, but if you routinely beat her to a pulp she'll get the hell out of there quickly.
Super late I know but I'd just like to say that if I had a boyfriend who was "threatening" and routinely "lashed out" at me in anger I'd dump him faster than you can say "fuck that asshole"
(now give me my late/off-topic ratings and ill be on my way v-v)
 
@Valiant, there's nothing gay about admiring another man's dick, as long as you express clearly that your interest is completely platonic.
Some fondling may be initiated if visual inspection proves unsatisfying, as long as the words "no homo" are clearly uttered.

... to be serious for a sec, I think you misunderstand the circumstances. @mooooo posted the dick pics to a different forum, since he was concerned it wasn't as it was supposed to be. A poster here found that thread, and linked it on the loveshy forum, where no one gave a flying fuck. It's not like we went out of our way to share pics of our dicks to another :P

But if you want a picture of an Incel dick, I've got one right here. Warning: Contents may be considered shocking, and might in extreme cases lead to propositioning your mother for sex:
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I haven't been following this thread that much. I know who moooo is but not about his nude pics. Why did he upload them?
 
I haven't been following this thread that much. I know who moooo is but not about his nude pics. Why did he upload them?

He wondered whether his foreskin was normal or no. I imagine he had only American porn to go with.
It's sad really how atrocious male anatomy sex ed still is. Well, sex ed in general really.

I myself found out I had phimosis at the age of 22 through gay furry porn someone send me without telling me in advance what it was.
Can you imagine the horror of having to be thankful at some level that someone send you gay furry porn "because he thought I'd enjoy it"?
 
He wondered whether his foreskin was normal or no. I imagine he had only American porn to go with.
It's sad really how atrocious male anatomy sex ed still is. Well, sex ed in general really.

I myself found out I had phimosis at the age of 22 through gay furry porn someone send me without telling me in advance what it was.
Can you imagine the horror of having to be thankful at some level that someone send you gay furry porn "because he thought I'd enjoy it"?
Sounds pretty bad. But you're right about sex Ed. When Furafinity teaches better anatomy than a professional teacher, the education system has clearly failed.
 
I myself found out I had phimosis at the age of 22 through gay furry porn someone send me without telling me in advance what it was.
Can you imagine the horror of having to be thankful at some level that someone send you gay furry porn "because he thought I'd enjoy it"?
Hey stretchdick you should be thanking me it all worked out for the best. Like I'm supposed to deal with the sensitivities of that minority of people who don't want to see a gay dalmation orgy.
 
In case you thought I'd run out of screencaps, don't worry, I still have plenty more. Like this series, where some users assume that all gay people are pedophiles, and then that gay rights are "Zionist propaganda".
Also, oh God, one of them has a kid now.
Also, also, Fschmidt can't follow the conversation, because he's an idiot.

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In case you thought I'd run out of screencaps, don't worry, I still have plenty more. Like this series, where some users assume that all gay people are pedophiles, and then that gay rights are "Zionist propaganda".
Also, oh God, one of them has a kid now.
Also, also, Fschmidt can't follow the conversation, because he's an idiot.

I'm honestly surprised there are people that still preach this stuff outside of ultra-conservative senior citizens. "Gay is a choice!" "The Gay Rights Movement supports NAMBLA!" "Being gay is the same as being a pedophile!"

Uhhhhh... What? :eli:
 
It's called alcohol
https://youtube.com/watch?v=5kAJOSCyTB0
If you drink enough of it you might just actually start saying stuff that's disgusting and offensive... but you won't even give a fuck.
Typical alcohol consumer:
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I actually am a very shy guy normally but alcoholism allows me to become a total chad. I consider it a super power
As another hard-drinkin' university student who is far from the most sociable guy on the block but still has female friends, I can attest to this. Granted, I dislike how a lot of friendships almost seem to be solely predicated on substance use (a lot more people acted like my friend when they heard I had acid tabs at one point), but it is a good way to get your foot in the door.
 
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I would of assumed they'd like gay people because gay people are less 'competition' for them?
It's roughly the same reasons that Chris hates gay men: they believe being gay is infective ("my absolutely hypothetical sons may catch the gays and refuse to carry MY BLOODLINES!!!"), and they're regularly subjected to gay jokes because they can't score women.

I also love how some of them throw around biological terms without a shred of understanding:

UglyIncel dijo:
...some hardcore incels turning towards homosexual activities simply to find sexual satisfaction. That, more than anything, confirmed my suspicion that it was a mutation of sorts, this urge to be gay.

???
I know a friend who went to England for vacation because she couldn't book a ticket to Finland. That, more than anything, confirmed by suspicion that wanting to go to England is a mutation of sorts.
 
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There are more examples of homosexual behaviour in nature than there are of adult mammals still being able to drink milk.

Sadly my quest to ban milk as the unholy abomination it is hasn't gained any traction yet.

Remember kids, every time you drink your milk you're sucking on an animal tit by proxy and will turn into a furry sexual deviant unable to carry on a bloodline (since girls want nothing to do with you anymore).

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On another note, I used to be on a self-help forum where a self-admitted pedophile posts too, looking for some advice how to hide inconvinient boners. He was a proponent of gay marriage, but (*shock!*) he was against people having sex with children, since even he recognized that was wrong and totally not the same as two consenting adults doing what they feel like.

Of course, Marijan would still consider him an insane deviant, not for being attracted to 12 year olds, but for being voluntary celibate.
 
I would of assumed they'd like gay people because gay people are less 'competition' for them?

They're so left behind that they still have a trollface smiley.

I think they don't like gay people because they hate women so much. Notice how they keep using "effeminate" as a slur for gay guys? And how they'll never allow their hypothetical (please say they're hypothetical) sons to become "effeminate" men who "suck off other dudes? When you define "feminine" as a bizarre amalgamation of everything that is inferior and loathsome in humanity, and then define "masculine" as simply "not-feminine," anything that even suggests femininity (like being attracted to dudes) becomes taboo and must be violently rejected before their delicate psyches come down with the lady vapors.

TL;DR, it's cooties for manchildren.

I'm honestly surprised there are people that still preach this stuff outside of ultra-conservative senior citizens. "Gay is a choice!" "The Gay Rights Movement supports NAMBLA!" "Being gay is the same as being a pedophile!"

Uhhhhh... What? :eli:

I wish I was surprised. Ever since I came out with my big box o' Queer-ios and got subsequently written out of the will, I've found a disturbing amount of stories like mine, even up here in the blue northeast. They're getting quieter, since shit like this is not nearly as acceptable to spout off in public, but they're still there. :heart-empty:

Also, @Rammspieler?

Ramm in 2013 dijo:
Says a guy who obsesses over male models and male beauty.

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I don't even remember what thread that belongs to or whom I was responding to. If it was to the PUAHate fuckers that were trolling around at the time, then yeah, they had an almost homoerotic obsession with male beauty.
 
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