Let's write a Family Guy episode!

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

*Cleveland falls off his bathtub*

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

*Quagmire gets an STD that hasn't even been discovered yet*

 

[wrangled tard]

Joe gets into a fight with a large primate.

 

[Pissmaster]

PETER: "This is just like that time I got a job at the Funko Pops factory"

*cut to Peter straining on the toilet*

*Peter stands up and reaches into the toilet, pulling out a generic Funko Pop*

PETER: "Hmmm. Needs even less detail."

*a screaming Asian man in a karate gi does a flying jump kick across Peter's face, knocking him out*

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

My name is Brian. I am here to preach the greatness of Democrats, environmentalism, and atheists. Thank you.

 

[wrangled tard]

*Seth Macfarlane's self insert gets hit by a car*

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

*Seth Macfarlane's self insert gets hit by a car*

OUR DOG, BRIAN GRIFFIN, IS DEAD

 

[Freya]

Stewie: Oh no Brian!
*Gay joke about a fucking infant*

 

[JULAY]

Four minute cutaway to Conway Twitty playing the guitar for no apparent reason.

 

[wrangled tard]

*Mildly funny joke that is immediately ruined by being repeated and/or explained*

 

[KittyGremlin]

*some dumb unnecessary cameo*

 

[RA-5C Vigilante]

AW MAN THIS SUCKS MORE THAN DRIVING WITH TED KENNEDY NEAR A LAKE

 

[wrangled tard]

*Cuts to 30 second clip of Ted Kennedy saying "aw man" near a lake to make sure you understood the joke*

 

[Coke Pope]

Brian dies yet again, Quagmire inexplicably turns into a furry, fucks his corpse and uploads disturbing pics to a zoosadist discord.

 

[RA-5C Vigilante]

Brian dies yet again, Quagmire inexplicably turns into a furry, fucks his corpse and uploads disturbing pics to a zoosadist discord.

Hey man this is a "write a family guy episode" thread, not "start a kiwifarms thread"

 

[LofaSofa]

[fart]

 

[who dare wins?]

*insert either giggity giggty or chicken man fight scene because writers have tuned out of jokes*

 

[(((Obar Lazcano Kamz)))]

“hey lois remember that time we were in undertale”

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

Peter: "I had an understanding that everyone had heard."
Brian: "Heard what?"
Stewie (frantic!): BRIAN DON'T!!!!!!!!!!!

Spoiler: Have you heard?

 

[ApatheticViewer]

Conway Twitty