Shane Holmberg / Shane Presley Holmberg - The Containment Cell for The Breaker of Chairs, Eater of Shoes, Groomer of His Child Bride

[Riperoni6]

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5/ you're never right and you'll never be right, you groomer
7/ ty is gonna be disciplined for anything, and I'm gonna need citations for the first time. Also I doubt Hughes "jump shipped", I doubt you even know why he left.
9/ those 2 re.tards couldn't figure out how to win this case let alone save greg from being homeless

 

[Much Ado About Nothing]

I might be late and gay, but did anybody else notice this?

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Yes, I noticed.

Editing to correct myself. I been looking for marriage records but unable to find any.
Someone above has found something though! Still wondering if anything fun will happen when the countdown finishes.

And then there is this info. Which is useful in it's own right.
It says:

so going to assume they did the deed.

What's the difference between a marriage license and a marriage certificate?

A marriage license is a document that you must obtain from the county clerk before you get married. A marriage certificate is a document that proves you're married.

Typically, couples obtain a marriage license, hold the wedding ceremony, and then have the officiant files the certificate in the appropriate county office within days. The married couple will then receive a certified copy of the marriage certificate.

Most states require both spouses, the officiant, and one or two witnesses, to sign the marriage certificate. This is often done just after the ceremony.

source

 

[Son of Sparda 84]

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Isn't that the other way around

 

[Dumb Bitch Smoothie]

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Isn't that the other way around

We don't take sources from KV because we know they're fake, just like you are, @Shane_Yes_That_One

Quit acting special. You aren't needed.

But we do pilfer paid documents off of Doucette and wipe his watermarks because it's funny.

 

[Immaculate Ape]

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Shane, the only time we quote KV is to make fun of their stupidity.

Reach harder boy

 

[king of pickles]

Shame gets his info from toothless crackers like his wife's family or from doing proctological exams on the goats and cows he fucks while his dung-toothed spedbride gets railed by Cletus and Bubba.

 

[TexOffender]

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Oh shane

Spoiler: The screencaps

 

[PrinceofAllCucks]

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Oh shane

Spoiler: The screencaps

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Hey @Shane_Yes_That_One, stand your ground laws only count for reasonable threat of harm. Can't really argue the murder of a man "threatening your life" if you're publicly inviting him to your house to fucking shoot him.

 

[king of pickles]

It would probably end with Shame stress shitting his panties and running away. After that he'd go on Twitter to boast how he kicked that alt right Nazi back to where he came from, while his mare clapped.

 

[Kosher Salt]

The most likely outcome of Shane posting his address and daring the internet to try to come face him and his guns is that nothing happens. But in the unlikely chance that anyone does get shot, it would most likely be because he mistakes his own wife for an intruder and shoots her. At least, I'd hope it would be a mistake, and I'd be willing to give him the benefit of the doubt.

 

[BigDuckEnergy]

Are we expecting a visit from Shane today? He usually pops up at times like these.

 

[teriyakiburns]

Christ. I have cats less rətarded than this idiot.

 

[Dumb Bitch Smoothie]

Shane thinks this is a win for his side so we might see him

 

[FGO-Professor-P2PBTW]

The only thing Shane can see is "Hey look, now Vic needs to pay hahahahaha."
Yeah, Vic does need to pay. A pretty small percentage, all things considered. I'm pretty sure only Marchi got over 50% of her bill covered, kudos again to Sam Johnson, but the rest? JSL, eat your fucking heart out, gonna keep tweeting the GFM amount now?

 

[Dean Pentel]

The most likely outcome of Shane posting his address and daring the internet to try to come face him and his guns is that nothing happens. But in the unlikely chance that anyone does get shot, it would most likely be because he mistakes his own wife for an intruder and shoots her. At least, I'd hope it would be a mistake, and I'd be willing to give him the benefit of the doubt.

What the fuck does he expect to happen, someone is gonna come ring his doorbell and challenge him to a fist fight or something? Does he truly believe that everyone else is just as exceptional as he is, broadcasting their toughness and ill intent on social media before doing something? @Shane_Yes_That_One nobody that actually knows what they're doing and is thus legitimately a threat is going to hit at you home with you expecting them.

So either you are actually this stupid, or you know this too and are thus just posturing like you're Billy Badass when you actually ain't shit.

 

[MadPanda]

Shane I should not be giving you this advice because first, fuck you, and second you would be too stupid to listen to this, but if anyone really wants to fuck with you, they would wait until you leave, break in, and then rob your guns as well as anything else you might have. Guns on the black market is quite popular you complete dumbass, and chances are it wont be a kiwi, but someone on twitter.

Also way to go endangering your wife and step child by inviting trouble to your home you degenerate.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

Lol, if anyone ever actually showed up Shane would probably just invite them in and ask them to fuck his butter-toothed wife.

 

[Urbanmech]

Shanes posturing again, he did this what last month where he did the exact same thing here then ran off to Twitter to play victim/hero. So now he has to up his game and do it on Twitter to show how badass he is. But remember when others do it its internet tough guy when he does it, its fucking stupid badass.....

 

[MadPanda]

Shanes posturing again, he did this what last month where he did the exact same thing here then ran off to Twitter to play victim/hero. So now he has to up his game and do it on Twitter to show how badass he is. But remember when others do it its internet tough guy when he does it, its fucking stupid badass.....

Personally I would love to see him get his ass kicked, but knowing the coward, he would probably use his wife or her kid as a shield.

 

[BubbleButt]

Shane I should not be giving you this advice because first, fuck you, and second you would be too stupid to listen to this, but if anyone really wants to fuck with you, they would wait until you leave, break in, and then rob your guns as well as anything else you might have. Guns on the black market is quite popular you complete dumbass, and chances are it wont be a kiwi, but someone on twitter.

Shane probably doesn't leave his house since he likely collects disability pay. I mean, no one's going to willingly hire someone that violently retarded.