How would you kill the above poster?

[Aria]

Punch you to death.

 

[TV's Adam West]

Punch you to death.

I'd make what Donovan did to guts look like a relaxing day at the beach.

 

[Strange Rope Hero]

ℤ𝕐𝕂𝕃𝕆ℕ 𝔹

 

[Cedric_Eff]

ℤ𝕐𝕂𝕃𝕆ℕ 𝔹

Fly him to the moon and see what’s good.

 

[Aria]

Fly him to the moon and see what’s good.

I will hunt you down and piss on your corspe and let your body rot.

 

[Cedric_Eff]

I will hunt you down and piss on your corspe and let your body rot.

I will get you with my terrible karaoke of Penpals - Tell Me Why.

 

[Gatdam Animal Person]

I will get you with my terrible karaoke of Penpals - Tell Me Why.

I will lure you into a bear trap and skin you alive with a spoon.

 

[Grand Omega]

I will lure you into a bear trap and skin you alive with a spoon.

Ensnared in a pocket universe, effectively killing you in terms of your place within time and space.

 

[Recoil]

I'd spare you and share a spliff.

 

[Aria]

Ensnared in a pocket universe, effectively killing you in terms of your place within time and space.

I will torture you to death and feed your remains to the dogs.

 

[Fougaro]

I will torture you to death and feed your remains to the dogs.

I will dress up in a batsuit, play the entire discography of Barry White and make sweet love to you in front of your boyfriend until you're either dead or a potato.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Overdose on hallucinogens

 

[hambeerlyingnreed]

sit and fart on their face, heehee

 

[Cedric_Eff]

sit and fart on their face, heehee

Turn you into pizza dough and feed you to feedercows.

 

[Guts Gets Some]

HUUUUGE bear hug

 

[Book Thief]

HUUUUGE bear hug

Run them over with my car.

 

[hambeerlyingnreed]

bashing a big book over their head

 

[FluffyTehFennekin]

Feed him to a tiger

 

[Pissmaster]

Sorry Fluffy, you're getting the iron maiden.

 

[Alpacawitz]

With Kindness