💼 Careercow Kelly Ellis / justkelly_ok - Easily Triggered Social Justice Software Engineer, Friend of Brianna Wu and Iggy Galvez

Kelly’s mentally unstable. She states “doin misogynists a fright” yet she runs off to mommy and daddy or a 5-star hotel whenever she sees her own shadow. She’s a scared, insecure woman who portrays a fake air of security and strength on twitter. I can’t believe she’s a people manager given she spends more time using Lush products than actually at work managing her engineering team.

She’s insane, it’s nuts to think she’s so important that someone would plant an IED outside her building.
 
Apparently for tweeting: "Just throwing it out there: Keanu Reeves' new girlfriend is still nine years younger then he is"

It still absolutely baffles me why Kelly decided to tweet these things in the first place. Keanu and his new Mrs are at a pretty acceptable age for their to be that age difference, its just such a wholesome relationship, why the fuck would you use Keanu to make a point about dudes dating women younger than them?

edit: Hey Kelly, if you're reading this, maybe lets not tweet weird shit about lovely people and then wonder why the internet turns against us, ok hun?
 
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It still absolutely baffles me why Kelly decided to tweet these things in the first place. Keanu and his new Mrs are at a pretty acceptable age for their to be that age difference, its just such a wholesome relationship, why the fuck would you use Keanu to make a point about dudes dating women younger than them?

edit: Hey Kelly, if you're reading this, maybe lets not tweet weird shit about lovely people and then wonder why the internet turns against us, ok hun?
She thought she could score some woke points, like the typical SJW idiot she is, and didn’t read the room first.

It’s a completely socially acceptable age range. Kelly might have had a point if Keanu’s girlfriend was 26 instead of 46 but honestly, bitch should shut her mouth, keep it shut, and not judge others. Kelly’s ok with trannies harassing lesbians to fuck them but not this? Gtfo of here.
 
It’s a completely socially acceptable age range. Kelly might have had a point if Keanu’s girlfriend was 26 instead of 46 but honestly, bitch should shut her mouth, keep it shut, and not judge others. Kelly’s ok with trannies harassing lesbians to fuck them but not this? Gtfo of here.

Exactly, its amazing that she thought she could get away with it too.... and then to brush it off as some sort of statement about guys dating younger women or attraction or some bs!!
 
She thought she could score some woke points, like the typical SJW idiot she is, and didn’t read the room first.
Not only that, but Keanu's girlfriend might be younger, but looks older. So to try and score wokepoints off not just Keanu, but Keanu dating someone 9 years younger when they're both over 40, and also someone who you could reverse their ages and it would make more sense...

But wokescolds gotta wokescold.
 
Exactly, its amazing that she thought she could get away with it too.... and then to brush it off as some sort of statement about guys dating younger women or attraction or some bs!!
I’m positive Kelly’s single and been single for a looooong time. She reminds me a lot of Shanley. Both are extremely unhinged women who no guy wants to touch. They vehemently complain about men all day on twitter.
 
Man, it wouldn't surprise me hey. There is a bunch of red flags that should pop up pretty fucking quick when you meet her.

Attacking Keanu Reeves for being in a loving relationship is a fucking red flag if I've ever seen one.
 
I’m positive Kelly’s single and been single for a looooong time. She reminds me a lot of Shanley. Both are extremely unhinged women who no guy wants to touch. They vehemently complain about men all day on twitter.
Yeah, she's single and mid 30s so according to statistics she will stay single and childless for the rest of her life.

Here is a link from March 2015 when 8chan baphomet doxxed and roasted her.

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WARNING - This link contains GORE, GORE and GORE.
 

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Kelly’s back, I guess her self-imposed timeout has concluded.

Let’s see how quickly she spirals out of control again and starts shitting on “the men”or TERFS or anyone who disagrees with her really.

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Edit: Only a few hours and she’s raging against Amazon for daring to reach out to her for a job. What a complete psycho, no wonder shes undateable.

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Kelly’s back, I guess her self-imposed timeout has concluded.

Let’s see how quickly she spirals out of control again and starts shitting on “the men”or TERFS or anyone who disagrees with her really.
she's also taking a bath again and tweeting about it.
I'm wondering when she will have her next meltdown when she gets tweet-raped again.
 
she's also taking a bath again and tweeting about it.
I'm wondering when she will have her next meltdown when she gets tweet-raped again.
She also dropped $150 on those bath bombs.

She’s been melting down regularly over the usual things (men, tech, TERFS!!).
 
This has already sorta-kinda been mentioned, but it's kinda annoying how much she refuses to acknowledge the cognitive dissonance in what she says.

I get that faking pizza deliveries and getting lots of e-mails are totally legitimate sources of stress, but would it kill her to have a little bit of principle beyond what she thinks benefits her? I mean damn, boy, show some class.

At the very least, getting the fuck off of Twitter is the first step to re-integrating herself into greater society, so good for her. I guess.

minor edit: clarity
 
I've only just discovered this person so my reaction to this shit is >1yr late, but what the fuck kind of moron gets doxed, thinks they're in danger of physical violence due to it, and doesn't just fucking leave? Like if you actually have reason to fear for your safety, stop tweet-spamming about blowing chunks and HOW TOTALLY TERRIFIED FOR YOUR LIFE you are and just pack some clothes and GTFO. Like if I thought Bundy was coming to my house or some shit like she seemed to be saying, the absolute last thing I would do would be to reach for fucking Twitter.

Which, of course she wasn't actually afraid for her safety. But I get annoyed when these grifter types can't even put in the minimum of effort to seem genuine.
homie, you can like... block emails. or just ignore them. or spam-filter them. many options are available to you here.
 
I've only just discovered this person so my reaction to this shit is >1yr late, but what the fuck kind of moron gets doxed, thinks they're in danger of physical violence due to it, and doesn't just fucking leave? Like if you actually have reason to fear for your safety, stop tweet-spamming about blowing chunks and HOW TOTALLY TERRIFIED FOR YOUR LIFE you are and just pack some clothes and GTFO. Like if I thought Bundy was coming to my house or some shit like she seemed to be saying, the absolute last thing I would do would be to reach for fucking Twitter.

Which, of course she wasn't actually afraid for her safety. But I get annoyed when these grifter types can't even put in the minimum of effort to seem genuine.

homie, you can like... block emails. or just ignore them. or spam-filter them. many options are available to you here.
Kelly has several lolsuits pending. She’s got a “stalker” who she’s filed a restraining order against and is trying to get locked up forever. His crime was saying mean things about Kelly in twatter. She sued Google, her previous employer, for workplace discrimination. Supposedly they didn’t promote her or pay her equally when compared to her male counterparts regardless she’s shit awful at her job and loony tunes.

She can’t put in a full day at work most weeks and has to take mental heath breaks....she’s a people manager. Imagine the idiot who hired her to manage other people and Kelly can’t manage her own life.
 
Making over 200k and year and still putting their Amazon Wishlist in their twitter profile, stay classy SJWs.

And her Twitter account has a link to an e-begging site so people can "support" her profoundly insightful tweets.

It's odd to see a real woman following the John Flynt scam playbook; Wealthy software engineer; TERF hater; Twitter addict; e-beggar; adopted; bisexual.
 
And her Twitter account has a link to an e-begging site so people can "support" her profoundly insightful tweets.

It's odd to see a real woman following the John Flynt scam playbook; Wealthy software engineer; TERF hater; Twitter addict; e-beggar; adopted; bisexual.
She's the John Flynt of Earth 11, where all the genders of DC characters are reversed.

But seriously, I just checked out this thread, and I am shocked that I never heard of this lolcow before. Brags about what a brave womyn they are, then cries about having apizza sent to their house. Brags about making $200,000 a year, yet posts their Amazon Wishlist e-begging for candles and coloring books. Brags about being a stronk womyn who needs no man, yet cries a lot about why they can't get a date. :story:
 
Looks like Kelly was chased off Twitter 'by her own community' (her words in a tweet). She deleted her Twitter account so I don't have much hard info unfortunately. I'll post more info if my post gets approved as I registered just to say this. Basically her White Woman In Tech card was trumped by Black Woman In Tech card, which we all know is nearly unbeatable.
 
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