FemaleGoodra / slugfucker - the Pokemon lolcow to end all lolcows

[meatslab]

Wait, I got to know, how does he feel about male Goomys and Sliggoos though? Like, they don't have to become Goodras just like male Combees don't become Vespiqueens. If there are no male Goomys and Sliggoos then how would we get more beautiful female Goodras?!

I need answers to these very important questions.

 

[Avocado]

Wait, I got to know, how does he feel about male Goomys and Sliggoos though? Like, they don't have to become Goodras just like male Combees don't become Vespiqueens. If there are no male Goomys and Sliggoos then how would we get more beautiful female Goodras?!

I need answers to these very important questions.

He apparently doesn't mind male Sliggoos or Goomys as they are more 'androgynous'; I guess their antennae aren't motherly enough.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Wait, I got to know, how does he feel about male Goomys and Sliggoos though? Like, they don't have to become Goodras just like male Combees don't become Vespiqueens. If there are no male Goomys and Sliggoos then how would we get more beautiful female Goodras?!

I need answers to these very important questions.

 

[Loke]

This is the funniest thing I've seen in a really long time. I'd like to know his reasoning behind Goodra being the 'one true goddess', and how that view differs from other religious crazies.

 

[Laevateinn]

This is the funniest thing I've seen in a really long time. I'd like to know his reasoning behind Goodra being the 'one true goddess', and how that view differs from other religious crazies.

This pretty much sums up my thoughts on slugfucker. Half of me really hopes he comes here and tries to bring the "fight" to us. It would be amazing.

On a side note - now I am really tempted to draw a manly picture of Goodra.

 

[Meowthkip]

I really want to see him flip his shit when somebody tells him Goodra looks like a penis.

 

[CatParty]

I really want to see him flip his shit when somebody tells him Goodra looks like a penis.

a bent autistic penis

 

[meatslab]

I just noticed Sliggoo is more feminine than Goodra. It's got eyelashes and titties.

 

[Loke]

Goodra isn't even a god in the Pokemon world, this is all so fucked. I like how we've all come to expect the imminent invasion of the cows here.

 

[Soren]

This is a little disturbing to me, actually.
Male Goomy: chill :3
Male Sliggoo: chill :3
Male Gardevoir/Lopunny/Anything: chill :3
Male Goodra: THE FULL, SEARING HATRED OF A THOUSAND SUNS.
I mean, I know she's your waifu, but DUDE.

Spoiler

I also kinda wanted him to come here. It'd be hilarious.

 

[The Jumping Dwarf]

I just noticed Sliggoo is more feminine than Goodra. It's got eyelashes and titties.

I didn't think those were titties.

Now I can't unsee it.

Thank you so much.

 

[Tin]

Oh man this is rich. I had to go check what sex my goodra is in pokemon x, and its a dang dirty maaaaale. (nicknamed Walter) seriously though, this guy might be my new favorite 'cow

 

[Cosmos]

This one cracked me up. I only capped the last couple of reblogs because the whole thing literally took up the entire page, but this summarizes slugfucker in a nutshell:

Person: Facts, logic, and proof.
Slugfucker: Goodra is a girl.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

I'll give him this: dude at least knows to hide his shame when people start actively looking for it.

 

[Meowthkip]

This one cracked me up. I only capped the last couple of reblogs because the whole thing literally took up the entire page, but this summarizes slugfucker in a nutshell:

Person: Facts, logic, and proof.
Slugfucker: Goodra is a girl.

I wonder if he also thinks jet fuel can't melt steel beams.

 

[MayMay]

pretty sure they mentioned how there can be male goomies and sliggoos but they "can't evolve". Never mind that it only applies to Combee who's unique in that regard (yeah there's some gender-specific evolutions but they're based off pokes that could already evolve)

 

[Grimmleal]

Holy fuck I had no idea my team and sparking slugfucker's spreging was going to go this far.

This is just goddamn hilarious.

This is the Goodra that started it all. His name is Blorp and he is glorious.

 

[Laevateinn]

Holy fuck I had no idea my team and sparking slugfucker's spreging was going to go this far.

This is just goddamn hilarious.

This is the Goodra that started it all. His name is Blorp and he is glorious.

Indeed. Praise Blorp, a true Goodra among Goodras! And I tip my hat to you, good sir, for raising such a fine specimen! May your Goodra annoy slugfucker for many years to come!

 

[The Jumping Dwarf]

He's the slug we need, not the slug we deserve.

 

[Barcelona]

I honestly didn't think Slugfucker was notable outside of the /vp/ spamming. Shitlery like this always finds a way to run deep, I suppose.