Hola agentes federales. ¡Bienvenido a nuestra casa!

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Some things you may want to know about us:

1) We LOVE the nation of Israel

2) We are probably the most actually diverse group of people you'd ever come across

3) We think mass shooters are faggots and love to mock their failures

4) We also love YOU GUYS!
You're doing a great job and keep it up.


Please add more to the list, fellow Kiwis.

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

Chinguen a su puta madre cabrones.

 

[XYZpdq]

tu madre status = CHINGAed

 

[Arctic Fox]

We have our very own BBC here.
@The Pink Panther

 

[Wish I knew]

we celebrate dia de los muertes and love enchiladas at granjas de kiwi

 

[A Welsh Cake]

Oh boy what happened this time

 

[MrTroll]

2) We are probably the most actually diverse group of people you'd ever come across

Depressingly true. The number of women here who have not transitioned to the superior male gender sickens me. And don't even get me started on the blacks.

 

[Plasmapheresis]

We are good goys, we swear

 

[The Cunting Death]

voulez vous coucher avec moi?

 

[Dom Cruise]

Me gusta!

 

[Takodachi]

¡Buen@s días/tardes/noches agentes Federales!
Tengo una pregunta ¿Aproximadamente cuantos millones de dolares envian a México para que el cartel compre armas? Digo, no es precisamente un secreto desde que salio a la luz la operación "rápido y furioso"

Saludos.

 

[MechanicusAdmin]

Je ne comprends pas.
Je ne parle pas francais.

 

[Recoil]

Dear Glow In The Dark Friends,
You'd be wisest to mine our collective wisdom and mind our deep love of America. You have entire teams of analysts devoted to comprehending shit that any one of us could lay out for you in fifteen minutes, jokes included.

Treat us like your friends. We ought to be.

 

[fag0t]

they are gay I want to know what it is about but they are making us wait like usual

 

[MrTroll]

Dear Glow In The Dark Friends,
You'd be wisest to mine our collective wisdom and mind our deep love of America.

Some users here hate America though. I won't say who, but if any FBI agents PM me I'll happily turn informant in exchange for appropriate remuneration.

 

[InvertedDickEnthusiast]

Aren't feds mostly employed as nazis and klansmen these days anyway? And the bureau only has a 50% conviction rate with some of the most embarrassingly bad secret police policies on interviews where they routinely just make shit up?

Great guys though, real heroes.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Aren't feds mostly employed as nazis and klansmen these days anyway? And the bureau only has a 50% conviction rate with some of the most embarrassingly bad secret police policies on interviews where they routinely just make shit up?

Great guys though, real heroes.

Yes, we greatly respect our parasites federal agents.
They're worth every penny.

 

[Monika H.]

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

That poor turtle.

 

[Monika H.]

That poor turtle.

Boom.
Offscreen awesomeness for killing Danny tho

 

[Kacho]

Post Sessions' dox and nudes.