Photos of Chris Looking Half-Way Decent

[Coelacanth]

Watch and Win sweepstakes. Did it all on his own. Just like the rest of it.

Perhaps, but neither Bob nor Barb were smart enough to teach him that just because he won the sweepstakes wouldn't mean he'd pull it off again by entering more contests, even if it meant telling him this several times before it finally clicked in his autistic brain.

 

[Maltninja]

Lock up your daughters, Chris gon get sum.

 

[CiaphasCain]

Looking at old photos of Chris Chan makes me incredibly depressed. Please end this thread.

 

[Floop]

Does he even wear wristwatches anymore?
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He wears a Fitbit.

 

[JULAY]

Looking at old photos of Chris Chan makes me incredibly depressed. Please end this thread.

Here's a thread with pictures of him being fat:

https://kiwifarms.pa/threads/pictures-of-chris-being-fat.61531/

Maybe that will cheer you up!

 

[Anustart]

Help someone out who hasn't read much on evolutionary biology?

Jesus christ guys you don't need to read books on evolutionary biology to know why sitting at a table on a college campus soliciting sex with a handwritten sign doesn't work. That's peak autism.

 

[FunkyFresh87]

Carlos Chantor by far is chris looking at his best

He looks like he actually grooms himself here and it's the closest thing to him looking normal.

 

[Argh My Cigar]

He looks like he actually grooms himself here and it's the closest thing to him looking normal.

This is more due to the lighting hiding his blemishes and pale skin. Whether or not it was intentional on his behalf is what intrigues me.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

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Pre-2000s Chris photos remind me of Dahmer.

From everything we know about Dahmer, he was an LOL. He did crazy shit to please others, and his adult relationships were lacking. The only reason he got sex was because he was an ok looking gay man. He had to have had mild Asperger's.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

Really all Chris needs to do to look alright is lose weight.

And when I say look alright I'm talking in general, his sense of dress and the trans thing would still look stupid.

 

[DCM90]

From everything we know about Dahmer, he was an LOL. He did crazy shit to please others, and his adult relationships were lacking. The only reason he got sex was because he was an ok looking gay man. He had to have had mild Asperger's.

No, Dahmer had some OCDs and just a little heavy on the batshit crazy spectrum but no autism(i think he had some weird ass form of schizotypal/borderline personality disorder and dissociative depersonalization).

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

This is more due to the lighting hiding his blemishes and pale skin. Whether or not it was intentional on his behalf is what intrigues me.

You give him too much credit, as with most aspects of life, Chris is absolutely oblivious about how to look good (despite him thinking otherwise), much less about flattering lighting.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Really all Chris needs to do to look alright is lose weight.

And when I say look alright I'm talking in general, his sense of dress and the trans thing would still look stupid.

Also, cut his hair and stop wearing girl's clothing.

No, Dahmer had some OCDs and just a little heavy on the batshit crazy spectrum but no autism(i think he had some weird ass form of schizotypal/borderline personality disorder and dissociative depersonalization).

Personality disorders and OCD are not uncommon for ASD/Aspergers/Autism. Look at Nicolas Cruz & Adam Lanza.

 

[WorldsSmartestManRonOTool]

Spoiler: Young Chris

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He was cute as a child.

The hoard was a baby too.

 

[Asperchewy]

Tisim'

Your thread when?

 

[DCM90]

The hoard was a baby too.

You can totally see the orb/spirit or the "all seeing eye" of the hoard beast emanating and beginning to assume control over the psyches of the Chandlers. CWC needs to dig through the multiple layers and labyrinths of the Hoard's body and find the original "effigy" or bundle of dirty crapped baby blankets (im assuming that's what it is?) and burn it down or curse ye ha me ha . But i'm afraid the hoard would assume direct control over Barb's vessel and stab CWC like the elderly senile lady from the Exorcist III

 

[Bananarama69]

Any picture from high school of Chris is a good photo of him, compared to now at least.

 

[Kaiser Wilhelm's Ghost]

Any picture from high school of Chris is a good photo of him, compared to now at least.

The main issue with young Chris is that if he'd actually done some sports activities and weight lifting in highschool, he might have actually stood a chance of getting some female attention outside of the perpetual friend zone.
With each year that went by he's progressively gotten worse not better, so it will all be downhill from here.

It's sad to think that Chris will never again be that loveable dopey sperg that he was when he was first discovered by the internet, trying to succeed on his dorky love quest. Now it's basically watching him descend into further into mental illness and waiting for Barb to die.

 

[Zebedee]

You can totally see the orb/spirit or the "all seeing eye" of the hoard beast emanating and beginning to assume control over the psyches of the Chandlers. CWC needs to dig through the multiple layers and labyrinths of the Hoard's body and find the original "effigy" or bundle of dirty crapped baby blankets (im assuming that's what it is?) and burn it down or curse ye ha me ha . But i'm afraid the hoard would assume direct control over Barb's vessel and stab CWC like the elderly senile lady from the Exorcist III https://youtube.com/watch?v=zH8ynu0jRvYVer archivo adjunto 947560

Reading your shitpost was mentally straining and I regret doing that to myself.

 

[TheYellowKing]

Seeing old Chris is always depressing.

I know Bob gets a lot of love in the Chris Chan watching community, but this is hugely his fault. You can find spergs and autists who live healthy normal lives and even get some sweet, sweet china but Chris got majorly screwed by his parents. Autism is a hard hit, but having drunken, racist, cowardly hoarder parents is far worse.