Photos of Chris Looking Half-Way Decent

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Carlos Chantor was the closest point of Chris actually looking normal.
 
Do we know for certain if the Tomgirl antics were the result of any ween influence? One of the theories I hear tossed around is that it was at the suggestion of a female “friend” who encouraged him to try getting in touch with his feminine side as a way to attract a sweetheart, and his very malleable brain took it to the most extreme extent possible.

I wonder if it’s possible to reverse this if someone bit the bullet and do an anti-Idea Guy by manipulating him back into his 2000-2010 self. Obviously not worth the risk if we’re being realistic, but it’s nice to speculate. The return of Classic Chris™ would probably be the only way to narrowly avoid the downward spiral he’s currently in. He’d still be an autistic loser, but it’d be the lesser of two evils.

I’d rather him become another version of Kengle when he reaches his 50s— a completely harmless dullard whose daily routine consists of weekly Sonichu updates, non-ween influenced videos about Pokemon/Sonic/Whatever, and a subsidized apartment with an internet connection without any dimensional merge or brony nonsense.

But that’s a pipe dream at this stage. *sigh*
 
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K. V. Bones dijo:
Chris always looks halfway decent, dresses horribly but we love his cringy autistic ass too much to judge.
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Nah, bro. We judge the shit out of him.
It's more accurate to say that he's a total train wreck in slow motion, and we can't tear ourselves away from watching.
I'll be the first to say though that if he lost weight, cleaned himself up and stopped trooning out, effectively going back to late 90s Chris, I'd be ecstatic.
 
Distant Stare dijo:
Chris is at the end of a very unfortunate bell curve, everything went wrong in his life and he never had the tools or motivation to fix it. Maybe in 100 years he will be seen like Henry Darger.
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Thank you for the Henry Darger rabbit hole! I hadn’t heard of him before and now I’m fascinated.
Sadly, I don’t think much of anything Chris has made is ever going to be remembered by anyone outside of Internet forums. His art is exceptional, but it’s not exceptional.
 
Argh My Cigar dijo:
I’d rather him become another version of Kengle when he reaches his 50s— a completely harmless dullard whose daily routine consists of weekly Sonichu updates, non-I HAVE AUTISM PLEASE LAUGH AT ME influenced videos about Pokemon/Sonic/Whatever, and a subsidized apartment with an internet connection without any dimensional merge or brony nonsense.

But that’s a pipe dream at this stage. *sigh*
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Chris actually living to 50 is going to be a pipe dream at this point.
 
Jasonfan89 dijo:
It's a miracle he never BECAME the next dahmer, from his high school years to up until he got noticed by the internet he looks like someone time traveled from the 70s to the 90s
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Some of chris' striped polos were perfectly acceptable for 90's clothing as well as the aviator glasses. The issue is he never updated his wardrobe for the next decade after school when things toned down a lot fashion wise.
 
But anyway, the goofy but innocent awkwardness that makes you feel bad for him, yet you otherwise don't think much of it. Does he even wear wristwatches anymore?
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I just love this picture they say a picture is worth a thousand words but this one says

Chris: look at me and mah sweetheart megan I van already hear wedding bells

Megan: God please get this fat gross idiot man baby away from me he smells like energy drink and grease and those grimy hands of his wont stop touching me!
 
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The tomgirl shit probably happened this way, somebody told him that he wasn’t masculine enough and mocked his masculinity and someone suggested he embrace being a tomgirl kind of the same way girls are tomboys and it just escalated from there.

Yeah it was helped along for sure but I think that’s how it started. Him losing Bob as a male role model also didn’t help any.
 
Alex Krycek dijo:
The tomgirl shit probably happened this way, somebody told him that he wasn’t masculine enough and mocked his masculinity and someone suggested he embrace being a tomgirl kind of the same way girls are tomboys and it just escalated from there.

Yeah it was helped along for sure but I think that’s how it started. Him losing Bob as a male role model also didn’t help any.
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The PVCC also made an entire forum for tomgirls and tomboys of Virginia in order to facilitate his descent down the tomgirl rabbit hole so there was probably trolls at play.
 
I always found this one oddly flattering in a certain way. I know, he still has gross hair and acne and looks like some kind of rapist, but... a thin, neurotypical rapist. The way he is smiling at the camera makes him look somewhat intelligent and genuinely confident, as opposed to his trademark dead fish stare which only conveys emptiness, helplessness and unbridled autism. 95% of the time you can tell Chris is some kind of sped at first sight without knowing anything about him beforehand. At least here you'd have to notice the stupid medallion first.

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Kari Kamiya dijo:
I thought he looked decent (in some angles) in having his hair pulled back in that one "I said no donations less than a dollar!" video a couple years back.
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He looks like he has the mumps there. Is weird how his head began ballooning out of control at some point, it used to look normal, now it looks like a pear with extra chromosomes.

Alex Krycek dijo:
The tomgirl shit probably happened this way, somebody told him that he wasn’t masculine enough and mocked his masculinity and someone suggested he embrace being a tomgirl kind of the same way girls are tomboys and it just escalated from there.

Yeah it was helped along for sure but I think that’s how it started. Him losing Bob as a male role model also didn’t help any.
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It was like the (god)bear all over again. Some anecdotic dumbassery which Chris autistically escalated to life changing levels.
 
Argh My Cigar dijo:
Do we know for certain if the Tomgirl antics were the result of any I HAVE AUTISM PLEASE LAUGH AT ME influence? One of the theories I hear tossed around is that it was at the suggestion of a female “friend” who encouraged him to try getting in touch with his feminine side as a way to attract a sweetheart, and his very malleable brain took it to the most extreme extent possible.

I wonder if it’s possible to reverse this if someone bit the bullet and do a anti-Idea Guy by manipulating him back into his 2000-2010 self. Obviously not worth the risk if we’re being realistic, but it’s nice to speculate. The return of Classic Chris™ would probably be the only way to narrowly avoid the downward spiral he’s currently in. He’d still be an autistic loser, but it’d be the lesser of two evils.

I’d rather him become another version of Kengle when he reaches his 50s— a completely harmless dullard whose daily routine consists of weekly Sonichu updates, non-I HAVE AUTISM PLEASE LAUGH AT ME influenced videos about Pokemon/Sonic/Whatever, and a subsidized apartment with an internet connection without any dimensional merge or brony nonsense.

But that’s a pipe dream at this stage. *sigh*
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Someone was talking to Chris through the PSN and brought up how tomgirls are a thing like tomboys. No idea if they were female or "female" though I wouldn't be surprised considering he was still afraid of dang dirty males at the time. And for some reason it got stuck in his autistic brain and here we are, Chris who could probably be certified as insane.
 
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