Favorite Dsp lie/phrase/retcon?

[gaarashatan]

ive matured

 

[Salubrious]

I posted this in the megathread, but it should also go here.

My favorite lie is the non-broken Switch controller. That was great because he was struggling with the controller all day, and then literally two hours later on the night stream he got tips saying "sorry for the broken controller" and DSP denied that the controller was broken and said that it must be detractors making shit up again.

Note: I'm fairly confident both of these streams happened on July 8th and MightyD's "literally 2 days ago" refers to the gap between the videos that MightyD made.

Here is my post from July 8th, mentioning DSP already retconning the broken controller story.

https://kiwifarms.pa/threads/darksydephil-theycallmedsp-phil-burnell.975/page-4529#post-4965131

 

[Exceptional Chimp]

I was scratching my leg... err... I can wank it on stream because I'm a big deal but you'll be gone because you're not.

 

[ReentryPhantom]

 

[Salubrious]

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Even in his retcon I don't understand what he is saying.

So it is "disappointing and boring", but it doesn't suck? That sounds like the very definition of a game that sucks.

 

[gaarashatan]

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ill would trust a prisoners word more than i trust phil when it comes to games. he thinks he knows but he doesnt. story of his fkin life

 

[Bullet Continuum Shift]

This entire clip https://twitter.com/dsparchives/status/1094153968664616960

 

[Funko Pops NFT collector]

One of my favourite lies is when he talks about him having pecs and being muscular due to him lifting weights more than a decade ago when he has the muscle mass of a coma patient and is fat.
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Meanwhile in real life these are Phil "pecs":

 

[Bullet Continuum Shift]

I'M A LOSER

 

[Sparkletor]

One of my favourite lies is when he talks about him having pecs and being muscular due to him lifting weights more than a decade ago when he has the muscle mass of a coma patient and is fat.
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Meanwhile in real life these are Phil "pecs":
Phil tits jiggle.mp4

Nice cameo of Phil's hatchet by the door in that Ghostbuster pic

 

[lavrentiyberia]

Hands down my favourite is his daily misuse of ‘reactionary,’ which is another word for right-wing in Marxist theory (referring to the ruling class ‘reacting’ to the movement of history, class struggle, which is always initiated from below), because it is so often accidentally true. His ‘reactionary commentary’ really is reactionary most of the time.

 

[Dandelion]

Hands down my favourite is his daily misuse of ‘reactionary,’ which is another word for right-wing in Marxist theory (referring to the ruling class ‘reacting’ to the movement of history, class struggle, which is always initiated from below), because it is so often accidentally true. His ‘reactionary commentary’ really is reactionary most of the time.

This is also my favorite. I remember posting about it a few weeks ago (shown below), but it never fails to amuse me.

This is the same gentleman who's been talking for YEARS about his "reactionary gameplay" and "reactionary commentary," unaware that the word "reactionary" is exclusively a political term that's used to describe a specific conservative political stance. It has nothing to do with quick reflexes, counterplay, or improvisation; which is how he uses the word.

 

[Immortal Technique]

"I don't want to be Mr. Views" While endlessly bitching about slow streams, how large other streamer's viewer bases are (money), and buying new releases to get more views.

I guess I just find it funny that he can't get the views, so he has to pretend like it doesn't bother him while it consumes him.

 

[Sparkletor]

This is also my favorite. I remember posting about it a few weeks ago (shown below), but it never fails to amuse me.

Even if "reactionary" meant what he thinks it means, his gameplay is not reaction based. His opponent does a move. Phil "reacts" by shouting that he was blocking! He didn't do that! His move didn't come out! Online lag!

When he picks up a new game he goes into practice and learns one combo. He then tries to use that combo in every situation, neglecting other game mechanics he could use to react to different situations.

 

[Tramadol]

"hahaha hurr durr look X bugged out, huehuehue, I broke the X engine hurr"

 

[Arthur Morgan]

"This game is bugged."

 

[harbinger]

My favorite DSP lie/retcon:

“I did nothing wrong! I did everything correct!”

 

[PieceofShet]

"YOUTUBE IS JUST AN ARCHIVE"

 

[Sparkletor]

"No one on my forum has ever been doxed"

"You can tip me anonymously I won't get any of your information"

 

[Wurstbrot]

Everytime he projects himself on others. Really, it's amusing when detractors pull a clip in which he basically attacks and describes himself. Phil has to be the biggest hypocrite there is.

But my all time favorite quote is:
"Am I jealous? Of course I am. Jealousy is a very natural human emotion if uuh others have more than you."

No it's not! It absolutely is not, at least for a healthy thinking, not sociopathic screwed up person. Damn, I have my own mental problems but jealousy is not one of them. Why does it matter if some randos have more than you? How does this affect your life? This "natural jealousy" is not an excuse to ATTACK everyone who life's a better life than you. Keep it to yourself, manbaby. But no no no not Phil, he shows on a daily basis, whenever he talks, that he life's the dream of an entitled jealous child. And this quote above sums it up.
This guy is fucked up to the core.