🐮 Lolcow Jack David Sickenberger / The Cunning Condor - Prudish, Nosy, and Pretentious Cartoonist who Hates WHORES and makes REAL ART

[Lurker]

oh. here.

http://s15.postimg.org/f0qa0lziz/Screen_Shot_2015_02_09_at_1_01_16_AM.png

(also, I forgot I used a girl's name as a joke in an old chatgroup. I'm a dude, btw)

wow so convincing

 

[Cunning Condor]

Wait wait condor just added me back. I'm going to try to add him to a group chat.

What's your skypes? I can add y'all

 

[Lurker]

Wait wait condor just added me back. I'm going to try to add him to a group chat.

Get on teamspeak, sperg.

 

[Cunning Condor]

do any of you guys have skype?

 

[Lurker]

do any of you guys have skype?

USE TEAMSPEAK, YOU RETARDED SHITLORD.

 

[Cunning Condor]

how do i do that? I'm new here.

 

[SpessCaptain]

I could give you my Skype if you weren't a sperg.

 

[Meowthkip]

Here's his CD collection. Enjoy.

Wow, how absolutely boring. I mean, there's some good stuff on there that sticks out (Butthole Surfers, Explosions in the Sky) but the rest is either well-regarded and "safe" popular rock albums, or shit like Linkin Park and Breaking Benjamin.

C- expand your taste in music scrub.

 

[Lurker]

how do i do that? I'm new here.

Welp, guess you're definitely Condor then. C:

 

[Cunning Condor]

Well now I don't know how to clear my name. XD

how do i do teamspeak?

 

[Loke]

@Cunning Condor, please kill yourself. You're no longer welcome here, bye. No skype skype for you you

 

[BriarHeart]

Well now I don't know how to clear my name. XD

Okay, here, I'll show you how:

Spoiler

You don't, ya fuckin' spastic.

Hope that helps!

 

[Meowthkip]

USE TEAMSPEAK, YOU RETARDED SHITLORD.

You may have to spell it our for him.

And me because I haven't used Teamspeak in forever.

 

[TheProdigalStunna]

Knowing that there are people out there who waste their lives just makes me feel depressed knowing that I'm part of a species with members who waste away.

Wasn't Condor like super chill when he came on here?

Man, what a chill dude. Definitely someone I'd like to impersonate.

 

[Lurker]

how do i do teamspeak?

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/teamspeak-3-server.6260/

HURRRRRRRRRR WHAT IS LOOKING THROUGH THE FORUMS, SHITLORD.

 

[BriarHeart]

All right, I'm tapping out, Kiwis. If y'all get a teamspeak going with this sperglord, make sure to record that shit for posterior-ity. Nighty-night, you lipsticky pigs, you.

 

[Cunning Condor]

I'm just gonna back out. And hope that Condor isn't too mad at me. *slowly steps away*

 

[Jaimas]

Knowing that there are people out there who waste their lives just makes me feel depressed knowing that I'm part of a species with members who waste away.

 

[Meowthkip]

I'm just gonna back out. And hope that Condor isn't too mad at me. *slowly steps away*

http://www.teamspeak.com/

 

[John Furrman]

oooomfg reading this thread resurfaced an ugly memory

@The Cunning Condor is totally acting like how I did when I was that age. As little as 6 years ago, I thought all the artists who draw certain stuff were just doing it for attention. I came to realize that rarely, if ever is that actually the case for what I didn't like. I realized I was just being a jealous, arrogant little shit. I was mad that they were getting more attention than I was on the fucking internet for fucks sake. I had something against certain types of catering, fan service and sycophantic fans, but the cold irony really struck me that in all the time I was so wrapped up in what I disliked, I could have gotten better at what I love to do, art.