💼 Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Rei is shit]

FUCK POOR PEOPLE yet again


Superiority is drinking in a suburban boomer bar on a tuesday


board game sperging


He must try to have the worst taste in everything

Bob Chipman, I'm fairly certain that you'll be reading this at some point.

Pretty sure he does. He hasn't said "submental" since I pointed out that he doesn't know what it means. He used to love that insult.

 

[CervixHammer]

so the closest blob has come to having a sex life is eating fruit?

 

[The tired cat]

so the closest blob has come to having a sex life is eating fruit?

So, how many times was Bobo called a "homo" by some "jocks" when he was busy deep throating a banana?

 

[Cleric of Autism]

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FUCK POOR PEOPLE yet again
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Superiority is drinking in a suburban boomer bar on a tuesday
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board game sperging
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He must try to have the worst taste in everything
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Pretty sure he does. He hasn't said "submental" since I pointed out that he doesn't know what it means. He used to love that insult.

I do not believe for one minute this fat fuck has ever eaten, let alone peeled an orange.

Also on the monopoly thing, no one who actually plays board games give a single fuck about yet another monopoly variant

 

[The tired cat]

I do not believe for one minute this fat fuck has ever eaten, let alone peeled an orange.

Also on the monopoly thing, no one who actually plays board games give a single fuck about yet another monopoly variant

Unless you're an avid collector and wanna have all the various variants of the game. I can see those people actually caring.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

so the closest blob has come to having a sex life is eating fruit?

Worse, he was told how to peel an orange by a totally real lesbian friend who you guys never met because she had to fly back to Canada for an emergency. Her mom came down with an infected labia due to progressive lesbianism or something. It’s all very technical and your feeble minds cannot understand it. Now thanks to Drumpf she can’t get back in the country which is why you can’t meet her.

I get the feeling that Bob walked away from this r/thathappened experience in his one semester of college thinking to himself “ Did I just score?” and not even his own brother had the heart to tell him no.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

It was a chocolate orange and that lesbian was his hyper-obese aunt.

 

[DK 699]

Worse, he was told how to peel an orange by a totally real lesbian friend who you guys never met because she had to fly back to Canada for an emergency. Her mom came down with an infected labia due to progressive lesbianism or something. It’s all very technical and your feeble minds cannot understand it. Now thanks to Drumpf she can’t get back in the country which is why you can’t meet her.

I get the feeling that Bob walked away from this r/thathappened experience in his one semester of college thinking to himself “ Did I just score?” and not even his own brother had the heart to tell him no.

What a shame. I would have loved to meet this 'Alberta Einstein'.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

What a shame. I would have loved to meet this 'Alberta Einstein'.

And everyone clapped

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

It was a chocolate orange and that lesbian was his hyper-obese aunt.

The thought of Bob sporting a chocolate orange blackface after 45 minutes of hands-free molestation is making me giggle a bit.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

2 hours. It took him two hours to come up with this zinger.

And come on Bob, you’re not part of any working class, white or otherwise.

 

[The Fatriarchy]

He misheard someone say "nonworking ass" and went with it.

 

[Jan_Hus]

I will never understand this man's base contempt for his fellow man. Seriously, the "all humans other than me suck and are stupid animals" character is so fucking played out that it's practically cliche at this point.

And with him, it's even more shameful because it's not a character, he's that contemptuous and conceited

 

[LordofCringe7206]

I will never understand this man's base contempt for his fellow man. Seriously, the "all humans other than me suck and are stupid animals" character is so fucking played out that it's practically cliche at this point.

And with him, it's even more shameful because it's not a character, he's that contemptuous and conceited

He's a sociopath. And a sadist. That's why he hates his fellow man.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

I will never understand this man's base contempt for his fellow man. Seriously, the "all humans other than me suck and are stupid animals" character is so fucking played out that it's practically cliche at this point.

And with him, it's even more shameful because it's not a character, he's that contemptuous and conceited

It's also far more shameful because of how obviously undeserved his superiority complex is. He's a fat, diabetic, lonely sperg who lives in his brother's basement and has produced nothing meaningful or original in his life. All of his content is pseudo-intellectual review shit that requires another person's work to exist. He's not well educated and he's not particularly successful. His political "activism" drives more people to the other side than towards him. Where the hell does he get off thinking he's more valuable to the world than some hillbilly working a cash register at a gas station in bumfuck Alabama? By any objective measure, he's not.

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

It's also far more shameful because of how obviously undeserved his superiority complex is. He's a fat, diabetic, lonely sperg who lives in his brother's basement and has produced nothing meaningful or original in his life. All of his content is pseudo-intellectual review shit that requires another person's work to exist. He's not well educated and he's not particularly successful. His political "activism" drives more people to the other side than towards him. Where the hell does he get off thinking he's more valuable to the world than some hillbilly working a cash register at a gas station in bumfuck Alabama? By any objective measure, he's not.

Bob's valuable for being a good list of what not to be or how to do something

 

[SmileyTimeDayCare]

2 hours. It took him two hours to come up with this zinger.
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And come on Bob, you’re not part of any working class, white or otherwise.

Working class?

White?

Is Bob either of these?

Does anyone actually pay to see him? Or do people just watch to mock him?

 

[Sir Wesley Tailpipe]

I will never understand this man's base contempt for his fellow man. Seriously, the "all humans other than me suck and are stupid animals" character is so fucking played out that it's practically cliche at this point.

And with him, it's even more shameful because it's not a character, he's that contemptuous and conceited

And also, just fucking look at him!

That gargantuan special-Ed kindergarten-escapee-looking motherfucker has a SUPERIORITY COMPLEX!

He looks like the only reason he doesn’t have to wear a helmet is because nobody manufactures one big enough for his gigantic head.

 

[StoneColdSteveAutism]

Working class?

White?

Is Bob either of these?

Does anyone actually pay to see him? Or do people just watch to mock him?

I'm trying to decide which lie is worse: that he's "working" or that he has "class."

 

[BubbleButt]

I will never understand this man's base contempt for his fellow man. Seriously, the "all humans other than me suck and are stupid animals" character is so fucking played out that it's practically cliche at this point.

And with him, it's even more shameful because it's not a character, he's that contemptuous and conceited

Bob is basically a 21st Century Holden Caulfield.