9/3/2019 - How the Alphabet People Destroy Their Credibility - As if Tom knows anything about credibility

Tom says someone who "admires him" is trying to contact Sabrina for an interview to clear his name.

How has Tommy not learned from the last 800 times he's been catfished?

So far I haven't heard the COPD cough, but it's only been about three minutes for me.

EDIT: I'm really relatively new to paying this close of attention to Tommy. Why is "maggot" his go-to insult? I could swear I've never heard that used as an insult except by the villain (who seemed to know they were the villain) in movies from the 80s and early 90s.

EDIT: The COPD cough has arrived.

EDIT: I have been mentioned. And yes it's COPD Tom.

EDIT: I have received a request to drink bleach. Do I get a discount at the store if I tell them that's why I'm buying it?
 
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Tom considers himself a beloved member of the community when he's really the 'creepy old fuck that smells like shit' and 'weird creep that stares at children'.
 
Approx: 1:55:34 Tommy tells myself and @BigTodd to chug bleach each respectively, Todd for saying he looks beaten down, me for referencing COPD (or possibly for asking about maggots):

















Approx: 1:53:36 Tommy reacts to one of @Zeitgeist 's posts with an unhinged rant that kind of sounds like a threat:
 
He uses maggot because it’s just what dainty older women use.

Like how 5 year olds call people “dumbies” or “retards”.

Doesn’t mean much. And no one cares.

Or maybe he likes maggot cuz it’s close to faggot.

Who knows.
 
Approx: 1:55:34 Tommy tells myself and @BigTodd to chug bleach each respectively, Todd for saying he looks beaten down, me for referencing COPD (or possibly for asking about maggots):
bleach.m4v
















Approx: 1:53:36 Tommy reacts to one of @Zeitgeist 's posts with an unhinged rant that kind of sounds like a threat:
zeitgeist.m4v
Well, at least he can honestly tell the police that Kiwi Farms members are trying to drive people to suicide, even if he omits the fact that he is the member telling others to commit suicide.
 
Is it normal for Tommy to publicly read the forum? AFAIK this is a new trend for him and may indicate that he's giving into his autism.
He reads the forum every.single.day. He's so unpopular online, obnoxious and filthy irl, and so uninteresting that the only people even noticing him is us. He lacks money for travel, intelligence for reading, and likeability for social or personal interaction, so he's reduced to yelling at the cloud or standing under bridges tunelessly screeching at people with that battered old saxophone. He's never had a job, owned a home or nice car, or had a lasting stable relationship. He's wasted and is still wasting his life, wrecking his health and sanity.

What doctor? That's a laugh.
 
WOOP WOOP

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WOO-HEAGH-HEAGH-HEAGH-GROBBUPF

My shitty MS paint of Trannie Jay WOOP WOOP


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Tom says someone who "admires him" is trying to contact Sabrina for an interview to clear his name.

How has Tommy not learned from the last 800 times he's been catfished?

So far I haven't heard the COPD cough, but it's only been about three minutes for me.

EDIT: I'm really relatively new to paying this close of attention to Tommy. Why is "maggot" his go-to insult? I could swear I've never heard that used as an insult except by the villain (who seemed to know they were the villain) in movies from the 80s and early 90s.

EDIT: The COPD cough has arrived.

EDIT: I have been mentioned. And yes it's COPD Tom.

EDIT: I have received a request to drink bleach. Do I get a discount at the store if I tell them that's why I'm buying it?


Clorox lemon is best...
 
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