🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.
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Yes June Cash and Carter.. puke.
Dusty would name her kid Han or Leia or some shit.
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They'd waste their own time and probably have to restructure their house to keep a 600+ pound whale contained in there.
A new shower with hand rails/a seat because the Ham won't be able to stand soon enough (I would opt for a kiddie pool in the yard as a cheaper option), probably bigger doorways, a king sized bed to fit her ever-expanding body, constantly catering to her every need, bathing/wiping if Becky becomes too lazy to do it for her...
No sane people would ever volunteer for that, if I was Becky's family I would sooner disown her than let her bring AL into my house. Besides that they're pretty homophobic from what I've read, so I don't think there'd be a chance even if AL wasn't who she is.
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I have thoughts that the only reason for this is because dogs are far more reliant on their humans/owners than cats are. Cats are significantly more independent and usually quite aloof, and are perfectly capable of fucking off and living/surviving totally by themselves for extended periods of time.
Dogs on the other hand need a lot more care and attention (which she NEVER actually gives any of her animals, but I digress) and they will way more commonly get super-attached to humans. Begging, following people around, barking and jumping and getting hyper/excited when you walk in the door, etc.
It makes sense to me that in ALs slow, dumb, malformed mind she sees typical cat behavior of being alone and avoiding her VS Twinkie's completely normal dog behavior of following people, begging, and barking as "OMG SHE LUUUUUURVES ME STHOOOOO MUCH!" instead of just, you know, a small dog being a small dog. It's why she is hyperfixated and super-obsessive over Twinkie and basically ignores the existence of Rarity and Wasabi.
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- 7 de Ene, 2018
Assuming she can get into a shower big enough (hey whatever, they exist) for her to get in and sit down on a bench, she could just purchase a bariatric shower stool to sit on while she showers if she doesn't already have one. She's already outgrown most of the cheaper options and while it would be ideal for her to have some sort of back support while she's sitting, it's an 'affordable' option in the cooler months when hosing her down in the pool isn't feasible anymore. Maybe she could buy the stool and plop it down on the porch if the shower's too tight of a squeeze?
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I think the one of the most lolcow worthy aspects of AL (everything about her is lolcow worthy but I digress) is how she pretends to be picky.
Ohhh no what is a soft boiled egg I’m scared, chicken from restaurants freaks me out (as if she doesn’t shovel mountains of orange chicken down her throat), pizza isn’t good, I’m allergic to ayyygs
She treats her body like a fucking dumpster and then has the gall to pretend like she wouldn’t inhale literally any edible item that’s put in front of her. Gorl we know you aren’t picky, or dainty, or quirky.
Ohhh no what is a soft boiled egg I’m scared, chicken from restaurants freaks me out (as if she doesn’t shovel mountains of orange chicken down her throat), pizza isn’t good, I’m allergic to ayyygs
She treats her body like a fucking dumpster and then has the gall to pretend like she wouldn’t inhale literally any edible item that’s put in front of her. Gorl we know you aren’t picky, or dainty, or quirky.
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- 3 de Jun, 2019
You'll notice that almost every morbidly obese NEET or 600-pound deathfat claims to be a "picky eater"
Usually this just means "I refuse to eat vegetables" though, since they live and die by their diets of deep fried bullshit. Mac n Cheese, PIzza, Chicken Nuggies, Fried Rice, Butter, and Taco Bell.
Usually this just means "I refuse to eat vegetables" though, since they live and die by their diets of deep fried bullshit. Mac n Cheese, PIzza, Chicken Nuggies, Fried Rice, Butter, and Taco Bell.
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- 13 de Mayo, 2019
A bariatric shower stool? a bariatric toilet chair? a bariatric wheelchair? a bariatric walker with a sit??? her own bariatric scootypuff ??
What are you thinking my friend.... our gorl DOESN'T need this stuff that 600lbs life fatties do, she is NOT like them. "lol"
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I would love to see what’s going to go down when she realises this and realises Eric did in fact like that comment after it was edited.
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- 7 de Jul, 2019
I'm sure she probably does know - this is Al remember, everything, everything is a front and for show, even when caught she doubles down on the lies!
I didn't know of the heart thing, being stubborn I don't believe anything without my own proof so I tested it with two of my accounts - confirmed! Heart instantly taken once you edit, for obvious protection of the content creator
Amber is the definition of an idiot, she knows we know she's an idiot, but gorl seriously doesn't give a fuck...it's like she believes if she blocks her ears and says blah blah blah not only can she not hear, but the sound instantly stops happening, too
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- 17 de Jul, 2019
Hamber calling this person an idiot? Boy howdy that’s rich
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Her timeline makes no sense at all, its so confusing.
I think on her recent video it is not July 14th but sometime in August, she slips up and says I saw a weight loss doctor months ago but she didn't because if it was July 14th she would of seen him last month not months ago unless she lied about the weight loss doctor too which does not surprise me.
Also in the video theres a lot of shaking she is clearly holding up my suspicion is she is lifting her foot up and that minuses like 60-70 pounds meaning she is actually 640lbs. It is very evident she is no way in fuck 560, so we see her eat like a pig for 7 months be bedbound and still maintains Sure Jan
I think on her recent video it is not July 14th but sometime in August, she slips up and says I saw a weight loss doctor months ago but she didn't because if it was July 14th she would of seen him last month not months ago unless she lied about the weight loss doctor too which does not surprise me.
Also in the video theres a lot of shaking she is clearly holding up my suspicion is she is lifting her foot up and that minuses like 60-70 pounds meaning she is actually 640lbs. It is very evident she is no way in fuck 560, so we see her eat like a pig for 7 months be bedbound and still maintains Sure Jan
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- 8 de Nov, 2016
Excuse you, that doesn't matter. Amber knows
I saw on Reddit that Instagram is now hiding #amberlynnreid under a trigger warning. I decided to check for myself, and yes, it's true.
EDIT: Supposedly that screenshotted comment to Eric was altered, and the real comment is this:
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- 24 de Jul, 2019
Lol I wonder why. Probably because Michael be triggered argued with her about his SJW reeee bullshit on Twitter one too many times and now she's associated with that so the bots have put her behind a wall.
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- 12 de Abr, 2018
If you own a scale, weigh yourself normally and then weigh yourself standing on one foot. You'll weigh the same. It takes some balancing. Amber can't lift her leg for more than a second.
Edited because I reread your post and it made me mad. How can you just blatantly make up that 60-70 pound difference. You are talking out of your ass.
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No, it's because a lot of anorexic+bulimic folks look her up as reverse thinspo. If you click through the recommended video section when watching a Haydur channel, you'll eventually stumble upon one of the attention-seeking anorexics/bulimics making a WIAT video with her voice in the background. It happens a lot.
Also, earlier in the forum, someone stumbled upon a proana Tumblr with Amber mentioned all over. It reminds them of what they shouldn't do, but want to, which is to eat uncontrollably and mindlessly. They live vicariously through her and hate her for being as much of a mess as they are (but they pat themselves on the back for at least not being fat).
Also, earlier in the forum, someone stumbled upon a proana Tumblr with Amber mentioned all over. It reminds them of what they shouldn't do, but want to, which is to eat uncontrollably and mindlessly. They live vicariously through her and hate her for being as much of a mess as they are (but they pat themselves on the back for at least not being fat).
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- 10 de Ago, 2017
She wouldn't be just lifting her leg in the air and balancing, though. She'd have her dainty hoof planted on something laid on the floor beside the scale, like a book or even a folded towel. She'd press her weight onto that foot, which would manipulate what the scale is reading. And it definitely could be as much as 60lbs. Just saying.
This shit is hilarious, why don't people post finds like this in the haydur nation thread?
I for one have never seen an ED video come up in my recommendations gorl, just saying. Link that shit.
This shit is hilarious, why don't people post finds like this in the haydur nation thread?
I for one have never seen an ED video come up in my recommendations gorl, just saying. Link that shit.
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- 7 de Jul, 2019
JFC why the hell would anyone do that, especially when it's easily debunked?
This seriously fucks me off, (same as the happening with the dense twat who admitted making up the 604elbee Snapchat 'rumour' - WHY?!?) I mean honestly these dribbling mouth-breathing speds are even more exceptional than the heifer they are making fun of!
Its not big, it's not clever, Albert gives us plenty of WTF moments to laugh at and lies constantly - these sadsacks on the FB group and Reddit are just as desperate for attention as the Hambeast is! Making up new 'lies'
Like this - you can almost feel the 'i'm so special, gorls!' coming off this post
r/Amberlynn - I was featured on Amber's insta story
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Get. A. Bloody. Grip!