💰 Grifter Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams - Fat, Rapidly Declining Divorced "Nice Guy" Middle-Aged Youtuber, Former Edgy Porn Blogger, lied about having cancer and being molested. Cohost of fake drama show "Lolcow Live (LCL)". Just WILL NOT die.

Suicide baiting right on cue
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God shut the fuck up, just fucking kill yourself already PLEASE.
"Simple"
Yeah as we're the dumb ones because he constantly keeps contradicting himself. It's not simple nothing is simple for you, you fucking low effort piece of shit!!!

I dunno why this message triggered my inner A-log so much but it's just so infuriating to see him behave like this every fucking day.
 
God shut the fuck up, just fucking kill yourself already PLEASE.
"Simple"
Yeah as we're the dumb ones because he constantly keeps contradicting himself. It's not simple nothing is simple for you, you fucking low effort piece of shit!!!

I dunno why this message triggered my inner A-log so much but it's just so infuriating to see him behave like this every fucking day.
It's simple: He's acting like an edgy 15-year-old, that's why it's so god damn annoying. Hell, I acted kinda like this (less so on social media) when I was a youngling.

For teens, it's pretty much standard to be an attention-seeking faggot. This guy though...He's like, what, 40-something? It just makes him a manipulative cunt that is taking advantage of his, most likely, young fanbase that can relate and feel sad that someone they admire is feeling like shit.

I could be wrong though, the guy could just be a mental nutjob that needs to get professional help.
 
He's absolutely awful at everything I've seen him play, and I find it amazing.

Think of this for a moment. You're a non vegetable eating, wide load parked bus (Yokozuna?!), and you're completely unemployable and stuck in your house for decades thanks to your weight. In that huge span of time, you have absolutely nothing to do except play games and beat off. Decades pass and you're still dogshit at the ONE THING you've been doing for 10+ hours a day for a quarter century.

Fucking bravo boogie
He is terrible at games for the same reasons he cannot lose weight: he is incredibly lazy and lacks willpower. He was after all one of those who cried because he found a game like Cuphead too hard. Getting practice in to become better at a game is simply too much to ask.

I also think that he has been bored of video games for a long time now. When you are a kid, you wish you could stay home and play games forever but if you have been housebound for decades like Boogie, you just get burned out.
Going off his age (and, well, how little he knows and how poorly he plays games), I seriously doubt he ever really gave a shit about video games save for an Atari 2600 or something when he was a very little kid.
When I found out his age, I googled the ages of a bunch of other notable internet game reviewers, commentators, indie game devs, etc: I can't even count the number of ones who were born in 1980, but barely anyone was born before that. The only people I found who were born before like 1979 were the guy who does Classic Game Room and the Penny Arcade creators, and all of them were still younger than Boogie.

This sharp drop-off actually makes sense if you consider the history of video games. When people Boogie's age were kids in the early 80's, the game industry as a whole was basically a gimmick and ended up shitting itself due to the piss-poor quality of the games. When the NES came out in North America in 1986, it was disguised as purely a kid's toy, ensuring that nobody older than like 10 would even think of getting one.

So while the 8-year-olds of 1982 were getting jaded by games that would ultimately kill off the gaming fad, the 8-year-olds of 1988 were experiencing NES games that would be fondly remembered 30+ years later and give birth to the modern gaming industry.
Even the "good" 2600 games like Pitfall were basically just "look at how cool it is to control stuff on your TV!" NES games, on the other hand, had much more interesting gameplay that made them age great. The NES kids had a good enough experience to keep them interested into adulthood; I've never heard someone say they got their Nintendo when they were 12, but I've heard plenty of people say the SNES was the talk of their middle school when it came out.

TL;DR: There's a pretty huge generation gap between Boogie2988 and people like James Rolfe in terms of video game experience.
 
Just going to leave this here for anyone sick of Boogie's suicide baiting cycle

The decline of Boogie's blind fanbase much like Boogie's life in general, is going to be long, drawn out and constantly painful. Boogie will make any kind of drama on social media, drive off people who knew him, eat his weight to feel good about himself than repeat over and over again with the obligatory dog picture thrown in for pity points
 
I wonder if he will mention anything about the Lootcrate bankruptcy.

He did today. On a stream months ago he mentioned he quit opening them because the last few he didn't like. His tweet about it today stated he did it because he didn't want to risk people subscribing because of him and not getting product. More typical revisionist history/outright lying to make himself look "better".

By the way he has 2 negative videos trending at once now, hence the meltdown on twitter the past couple of days. One is at 400k+ views and counting. Sorry if they've been posted already, I can't find them on here.

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Also, if you type Boogie2988 into youtube's search field, that first video is what comes up, before even his own channel.
Hi Melon love ya :>
 
This kind of thing is why people dump mentally ill boyfriends or girlfriends, or stop responding to cries for help from friends.

It's exhausting. Just fucking go get help, melon. Your viewers are not your therapists.
 

AngryJoe and Boogie collab on Borderlands 3, the bad comments and dislike ratio are so high that Joe pins 2 LONG paragraphs defending why they worked with Boogie.
 

AngryJoe and Boogie collab on Borderlands 3, the bad comments and dislike ratio are so high that Joe pins 2 LONG paragraphs defending why they worked with Boogie.

"This is sooooo goood. I am soooo happy right now."- Says boogie every 3 minutes while he doesnt even play

blergh, he is so extraordinarily fake on this video, it makes me wince. btw this is joe's comment defending boogie. I wonder how badly it will age...

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"This is sooooo goood. I am soooo happy right now."- Says boogie every 3 minutes while he doesnt even play

blergh, he is so extraordinarily fake on this video, it makes me wince. btw this is joe's comment defending boogie. I wonder how badly it will age...

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Ten minutes in and he's doing a shitty job of defending himself. He's saying his "edgy humor" is funny because "If I say something racist, it's a joke because I'm not racist. If I was a real racist it wouldn't be a joke, it would be a statement".
 
I'm not watching Boogie make a non-apology for half an hour, but I checked out the comments and as expected he's trying to give a heart to every little bit of blind praise to keep the negative comments down. So far it's not a perfect plan.

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AngryJoe and Boogie collab on Borderlands 3, the bad comments and dislike ratio are so high that Joe pins 2 LONG paragraphs defending why they worked with Boogie.

I genuinely thought you were running an autistic mental simulation of this event to make us all chuckle; and then I see this actually happened.

I love the two semi-literate rambling (aka Joespeak) paragraphs Joe pinned to the top. Can you imagine someone else having to post half of a monitor's worth of text just to justify your presence playing a fucking video game with them for a couple of hours? That has to sting more than the actual backlash from the viewers.
 
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In regards to his Twitch behavior, it is apparently an "Andy Kaufman styled character". APPARENTLY all of us idiots didn't catch it because he didn't do it in a silly voice.

I guess the fat in his head is keeping him from remembering that his comments and demeanor from back when he ran a porn blog are still available as evidence that he's full of shit when he says that.
 
In regards to his Twitch behavior, it is apparently an "Andy Kaufman styled character". APPARENTLY all of us idiots didn't catch it because he didn't do it in a silly voice.
He should try being funny. That might help. At the very least he should, y'know, not act like a douche everywhere else so there's something "normal" to compare his "character" to.
 
Lucy Foxx confirmed for lying cunt, everybody! Stephen has proved his innocence; he's simply too nice to ever be so mean to somebody like that! Such a wholesome boy, why people can just abuse him all day and night, and he'll just sit there and take it, because he was abused dont'cha know!






















Reminder that according to Hambly, a third person (Vee?), and Boogie himself, he once screamed at Quarterpounder so badly he was almost in tears. There is allegedly audio of this floating somewhere out there and all three of those individuals have freely admitted this incident happened.
 
I dont know why i was hyped for a minute there. This is the SAME exact "adressing the haters" boogie did on his stream twice before.

>1:00 If i ever caused you genuine pain, i am really sorry

As opposed to fake pain? What about hustling the haters?

>1:20 the reality is, i am trying hard but i'm just not that good at doing better

I know boogie, that's why we agree you're a bad person

>i'll start with the tesla

Oh my god, this is the same video again isnt it? Is this the third video or forth?

>I did a deposit on the tesla but then i saw i had no finantial condition to have a tesla so i returned i mean i canceled

Boogie you made multiple tweets bragging about your money and that you could safely buy the car. You're just going to ignore those again right?

>Look at my stream donations, they are too small for me to buy a car

what about the sponsors? no one ever expected you to buy a car on donations

>I never intended you guys to pay for my telsa, and when i did i was being sarcastic

"i was only begging your money because ironically!"

>i am not a millionaire i am not, i spend a lot of money

blablabla this is boring i am skipping...

>Now i will talk about my edgy humor, i just say stupid stuff that makes no sense, and that's the joke! If i say something racist, it's because i dont mean it!

fucking :story:

>When i laughed at my girfriend who died of cancer, it was an inside joke, it's how i cope

Fucking :story::story:

>People think i am a manipulator because i act different on youtube and twitch which is i do but the truth is i am a nice introvert guy who only shows his edgy humor on twitch

"People think i am fake, which i am but i am not!"

>I was not abusive to my wife, i am only abusive to myself, look at her tweet saying i never abused her, the nda was only so we cant say bad things about each other

hmmmm

>after divorce i started dating someone half my age, it was my biggest mistake

NO BOOGIE, YOU STARTED DATING LUCY BEFORE ANNOUNCING YOUR DIVORCE!

>She made a video saying i abused her and i cant prove her wrong... but i never abused anyone, i never abused my wife, i am literally not capable of producing abuse. I am literally not capable of hurting anyone.

Wow you're a fucking messiah, arent you?

>I never harmed children. A lot of people seem to think i would abuse kids, i do believe in my heart that i would not do those things, but as a victim of abuse i would not be a good father, so i did the responsible thing and decided not to have kids

Boogie you literally said you would abuse your kids if you had them, why are you pretending you wouldnt?

>My parents, even tho they were monsters they bought me to this world so i love them, i love them so much despite every thing

Wow you're a fucking messiah, arent you? (2x)

>My dissociation is not an excuse, but it's the reason i am the way i am!

We already went through this, "it's not excuses, it's reasons!"

>The good thing about my dissociation is that i never harm anyone at all ever

I thought you used dissociation as en excuse to say something good came from the holocaust?

>I was always suicidal and i still am. I am not good at handling problems. The good news i am still trying hard but my depression makes it too hard!

"My life is bad, but it's good but it's bad but it's good..."

>My life is so hard it's so hard i never meant anything i never meant to hurt anyone...

yadayadayada

>The real me is just a introvert guy who wants to make everyone laugh but fails. I dont think i am a nice guy because i am broken. I am such a broken flawed person. I am such a...

yada yada yada yada...

>I am not centrist, i am leftist and i think everyone is equal. I am a peace keeper, i just dont want violence!

What a messiah (3x)

>I didnt have a choice about my teeth, they had to be extracted. I dont really like them because i still hate myself just as before.

*siiiiiigh* just shut up man

>There are other things out there taken out of context so i wont adress them

LOL SURE

>I hate this attenttion because it hurts my fan, that is the only reason, i dont care myself but it's not true

LOL SURE (2x)

>If you watch this video please share this video so other people can see it.

no thanks

tl;dr: It's a goddamn boogie bingo of excuses while ignoring the main part of why people calling him out

-Muh tesla cancelled due to instable finances
-Muh e begging was sarcastic aka "i was only pretending to need you money"
-Muh edgy humor is funny because i dont mean it
-Muh offensive jokes are to cope
-"it's not true, i didnt hit Dez, i did NAHT!"
-"I never abused (lucy), my body is physically incapable of producing abuse"
-muh messiah complex who loves my parents despite everything
-muh abusive isnt really abusive because i dont see it and if it's is it's not my fault because i was abused
-muh dissociation is not an excuse, it's a REASON!
-muh i am an incredibly flawed and broken person so broken much flawed
-muh political spectrum is "peacekeeper"
-muh out of context i refuse to adress because it's out of context
-muh hate for attenttion i just want to protect muh fans
 
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