Dogs are funny when they dream

MuuMuu Bunnylips

MuuMuu Bunnylips

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My girl's snoozing beside me and all I hear is: "Urf...urf...grrr...urfurfurf..."

She really gets into it sometimes and she starts flailing around.
 
I know. I love it. Never gets old.

One time, my first dog got so loud while dreaming that she actually full-on barked, woke herself up, and spent several bleary second stumbling around trying to figure out why she was suddenly on high alert.
 
Irwin M. Felcher dijo:
I know. I love it. Never gets old.

One time, my first dog got so loud while dreaming that she actually full-on barked, woke herself up, and spent several bleary second stumbling around trying to figure out why she was suddenly on high alert.
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She's a beagle, and they're pretty good when it comes to losing their shit. If she sees a fox she goes on for several minutes. And if she picks up a scent, she follows it while making this preoccupied sort of yipping sound, dragging me behind her. She's a lot stronger than she looks.

Beagles are awesome.
 
When my dog's on the bed she'll sometimes scratch me while sleep-running. It's hard to get upset about it.
 
MuuMuu Bunnylips dijo:
She's a beagle, and they're pretty good when it comes to losing their shit. If she sees a fox she goes on for several minutes. And if she picks up a scent, she follows it while making this preoccupied sort of yipping sound, dragging me behind her. She's a lot stronger than she looks.

Beagles are awesome.
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Sounds like my dog with rabbits.
 
Ours doesn't often run, but will wuffle and do little gruff barks under his breath while he's asleep. He will break into a run occasionally, but the best one is when he rolls on his back and starts rolling back and forth from one side to the other, then wakes up and freezes for a moment with his legs in the air.
 
Irwin M. Felcher dijo:
I know. I love it. Never gets old.

One time, my first dog got so loud while dreaming that she actually full-on barked, woke herself up, and spent several bleary second stumbling around trying to figure out why she was suddenly on high alert.
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My dog did something like that a few months ago lol. She was sleeping and farted so loudly it woke her up, after which she ran full tilt from the living room into the bedroom and back, slammed into the ground and started staring at her ass like it had betrayed her.

I'm having trouble actually typing this because I can't stop laughing when thinking about it.
 
My Jack Russell likes to think he's the SHIT when it comes to being on alert. This dog has a full on Jason Bourne complex. The only issue with this is that he's actually thick as pigshit and sleeps so deeply I have occasionally believed him to be dead (srsly). When he's dreaming his perverted little dog sex dreams all I have to do is make a loud noise and he awakes with such ferocity that he has occasionally flipped himself off the bed. He also full on screams when he does it. I love dogs, they're just lolcows but loveable.
 
My dog is convinced that there are invisible squirrels in every tree around my house, as soon as I open the back door she will zoom out towards the closest tree and start yipping and barking at nothing. She runs from the back door to the tree so frequently that she has actually started to make a little pathway in my yard.
 
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